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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social

Our promise to you: Cheap drinks, moderately priced tater tots, and a very low chance of falling into a recently opened sinkhole.

may 16, 2025, 9:07 pm • 260 24

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Every Effing Day @everyeffingday.bsky.social

the chances are never zero.

may 17, 2025, 3:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social

Tell me again about the tater tots

may 17, 2025, 8:41 am • 0 0 • view
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mildlyatypical.bsky.social @mildlyatypical.bsky.social

But is the sinkhole near or around the buffet 🤔

may 16, 2025, 10:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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solarpons83.bsky.social @solarpons83.bsky.social

But our black jack tables are a very high chance of winning 🥇

may 16, 2025, 9:28 pm • 0 0 • view
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Yer Ol' Uncle Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social

That chance of falling into a sinkhole sounds SUPER low! I like those odds, you don't get odds that good in Reno

may 16, 2025, 9:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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MadisonBelmar @madisonbelmar.bsky.social

This is a NJ subtweet

may 17, 2025, 11:49 am • 0 0 • view
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social

Yeah, the old sinkholes are much better hidden.

may 16, 2025, 9:10 pm • 2 0 • view
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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social

Is her name Lindabird?

may 16, 2025, 9:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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My Qwilfish is Amazing @ademainalors.bsky.social

IDK, how's yr drain tile doing, are your sumps sumping up the club?

may 17, 2025, 8:51 am • 0 0 • view
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Father reverend Frank Blaksun. @frankblack.bsky.social

3 of my top 13 factors

may 17, 2025, 2:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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Zomney Domnitz @zomneydomnitz.bsky.social

What are the posted odds and payoff for that?

may 16, 2025, 9:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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Glenn K @nerdyheisenberg.bsky.social

That's all a person can ask for really.

may 16, 2025, 10:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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Richard Jensen @richardjensen.bsky.social

That’s still better than going to Atlantic City.

may 16, 2025, 9:14 pm • 2 0 • view
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Fat Peppy @fatpeppy3.bsky.social

Quit being a coward and give us the odds and put it on the board

may 16, 2025, 9:10 pm • 2 0 • view
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Holly Ross 🎉 @hollyross.bsky.social

How about I take some pocket-tots to go, and just let the Earth have me.

may 17, 2025, 4:23 pm • 5 0 • view
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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social

Pocket Tots will be playing the lounge stage starting at 7:30 tonight.

may 17, 2025, 6:34 pm • 3 0 • view
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walker33.bsky.social @walker33.bsky.social

And games established to favor the house so they are ensured to siphon off money from their patrons. Have fun everyone!!

may 17, 2025, 1:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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walker33.bsky.social @walker33.bsky.social

But I bet those tots taste great.. amiright?

may 17, 2025, 1:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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Wikibara. 🎪🎠 One of a set of one.🎠🎪 @wikibara.bsky.social

Does this mean that you're canceling the somewhat-worrisome "Sinkhole de Mayo" celebration?

may 16, 2025, 9:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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Arlnee @arlnee.bsky.social

I'm having PTSD flashbacks from working at Silver Legacy....

may 16, 2025, 9:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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Marbels @marbels84.bsky.social

But what if I want to earth to open up and swallow me?🤣

may 17, 2025, 11:59 am • 0 0 • view