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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social

Now that certain “regulations” have been relaxed, all unlucky gamblers must work off their debts in the mines beneath the casino. We hope you understand.

aug 18, 2025, 4:35 pm • 372 43

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icecreamrocksss.bsky.social @icecreamrocksss.bsky.social

It only seems fair. I’m sure you will give us a chance to win back our freedom, right?!? Right??

aug 19, 2025, 4:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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Rupert Murdoch International Tribunal 🇦🇺🇬🇧🇺🇸 @hey.rupert.murdochbait.click

Will it be easier than washing dishes?

aug 19, 2025, 6:33 am • 0 0 • view
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East Coast J @jrhanlon.bsky.social

aug 19, 2025, 4:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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mahatma68896892.bsky.social @mahatma68896892.bsky.social

What's a casino, and is it flammable?

aug 19, 2025, 4:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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#LoudORCHID @ladyslipperhere.bsky.social

))))))))))) at the #trump casino in #Vegas

aug 19, 2025, 12:52 pm • 0 1 • view
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Self Driving Humans @selfdrivinghumans.bsky.social

It's nice you made the mines handicapped accessible for all the scooters.

aug 19, 2025, 5:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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Michael @michaelchar.bsky.social

I have delicate hands. Would you accept my late mother's credit card? I think it's still valid somewhere.

aug 18, 2025, 4:40 pm • 2 0 • view
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Accelerationista @accelerationista.bsky.social

Do they accept S&H Green Stamps? My mom *loved* those.

aug 18, 2025, 5:11 pm • 4 0 • view
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CenCal Mike @cencalmike.bsky.social

Sorry, Blue Chip only.

aug 19, 2025, 5:49 pm • 1 0 • view
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Spiked Doormat @spikeddoormat.bsky.social

A mine? For what? This might be worth getting into debt... 🤔

aug 18, 2025, 4:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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Zak @zaktinoid.bsky.social

When the regulator warned you it is illegal to have minors working on the gaming floor, I don't think this is the restructure she had in mind.

aug 18, 2025, 5:48 pm • 1 0 • view
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Accelerationista @accelerationista.bsky.social

Are you mining bitcoins down there?

aug 18, 2025, 5:10 pm • 2 0 • view