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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social

Our plumbers would once again like to remind guests to not flush haunted Cabbage Patch Kids down the toilets.

aug 25, 2025, 1:14 am • 253 26

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Steven H. Maines™ @stevenmaines.bsky.social

Okra Patch Kids fit better. Wear gloves.

aug 25, 2025, 12:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social

But the cabbage patch kids keep telling me to.

aug 25, 2025, 2:26 am • 0 0 • view
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sinmam.bsky.social @sinmam.bsky.social

Everyone knows that all dehauntings are performed by the river witch!

aug 25, 2025, 1:20 am • 2 0 • view
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öx45tallboy @ox45tallboy.bsky.social

It wouldn't stop looking at me.

aug 25, 2025, 1:37 am • 1 0 • view
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Chris 🍁 @chrischoptain.bsky.social

is there a burn pit available as an alternative?

aug 25, 2025, 7:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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Bill Sandweg @notbillsandweg.bsky.social

“I SAID I WAS SORRY!!!”

aug 25, 2025, 1:23 am • 2 0 • view
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social

Not only does it clog the pipes, its how Garbage Pail Kids are made

aug 25, 2025, 7:45 am • 1 0 • view
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Inyalowda @inyalowda.bsky.social

What, again?! I'll call Pete's Plumbing and Exorcism back . . .

aug 25, 2025, 10:07 pm • 1 0 • view
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⚠Defective Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social

Evil

aug 25, 2025, 11:27 am • 0 0 • view
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Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social

WHO THE HELL WOULD FLUSH THOSE DOWN THE TOILET? YOU FIND THE RIGHT SHAMAN, THOSE ARE WORTH GOOD MONEY!

aug 25, 2025, 9:12 pm • 1 0 • view
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MissMary @missmary1111.bsky.social

Can we flush regular kids? Asking for a friend.

aug 25, 2025, 1:25 am • 5 0 • view
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Spiked Doormat @spikeddoormat.bsky.social

At least River Side maintenance never has to worry about alligators, right?

aug 25, 2025, 1:29 am • 2 0 • view
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Lilith the Defiant @jenni-420.bsky.social

I left mine on the shelf in the closet of room 223. If you move her, she'll become your worst nightmare.

aug 25, 2025, 7:16 am • 0 0 • view