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clarz πŸ₯›πŸš€ @clarz.bsky.social

i need everyone to know that those black plastic chairs in jk's theater room cost $960 each, have asses and human feet, and also that taehyung apparently has the same ones in his dining room 🫑 ID from: x.com/thebtslookbo...

a matte black plastic chair with the back sculpted to look like a bare female torso with feet down in a kneeling position a matte black plastic chair with the back sculpted to look like a bare male torso with feet down in a kneeling position
aug 31, 2025, 8:00 pm β€’ 65 14

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Rika⁷ @commanderrika.bsky.social

The only way this makes sense in my mind is if Tae was getting rid of them and JK took them because he operates like the brokest of grad students.

aug 31, 2025, 8:25 pm β€’ 14 0 β€’ view
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Glittery @glitteryv.bsky.social

I hadn't thought abt this, but it does track! πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€” Guess it won't be confirmed one way or another until/unless we get the chance to see another pic of Taetae's dining room.

aug 31, 2025, 8:27 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Glittery @glitteryv.bsky.social

Also, you just reminded me of the FACT that he took the Hannam The Hill dorms' sofa to his first apartment. So, yeah, maybe Taetae was redecorating and JK said "I can take those chairs out of your hands if you'd like...". Cuz it doesn't feel like smtg he'd choose on his own? Like taste wise? Hmm.

aug 31, 2025, 8:29 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Rika⁷ @commanderrika.bsky.social

As far as my beloved boba star candy adhd bestie JK has aesthetics preferences--I just don't see those ass chairs fitting in. BUT I know he loves a freebie. He would totally be using the free lemon wedges and table sugar to make "lemonade" at a restaurant.

aug 31, 2025, 8:31 pm β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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Glittery @glitteryv.bsky.social

He would do that, yeah. Which is both 😞 and 😌

aug 31, 2025, 8:36 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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clarz πŸ₯›πŸš€ @clarz.bsky.social

taehyung's are the shiny version and jk's are matte so they just bought these terrifying chairs TWICE i can't

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aug 31, 2025, 8:32 pm β€’ 9 0 β€’ view
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Rika⁷ @commanderrika.bsky.social

brb gotta find a local body of water to walk into

aug 31, 2025, 8:33 pm β€’ 8 0 β€’ view
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BriteHope @britehope.bsky.social

OK in this picture with the room having light and actual furniture it looks like an art piece Tae liked and decided to buy, with JK's dark room with nothing else in it but six of these chairs it's just terrible.

sep 1, 2025, 9:48 am β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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pigeon, gripped @pigeon-grip.bsky.social

Are we sure he has the ass chairs and not Panton chairs? I didn’t get a good look at their profile in the live, but my brain registered classic Panton instead of ass. www.aram.co.uk/panton-chair...

sep 1, 2025, 2:53 pm β€’ 6 1 β€’ view
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asya @mabyn.bsky.social

πŸ™πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­

sep 1, 2025, 3:40 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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ros || tits&pits enthusiast @rospwprpwprpwp.bsky.social

I thought so too but then I saw the leg silhouette πŸ₯²

jk basement wide shot with the ass chairs
sep 1, 2025, 6:25 pm β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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pigeon, gripped @pigeon-grip.bsky.social

oh no….

sep 1, 2025, 7:16 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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ros || tits&pits enthusiast @rospwprpwprpwp.bsky.social

my thoughts exactly πŸ₯²πŸ₯²

sep 1, 2025, 7:18 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Stark πŸ”₯❀πŸ”₯ @stark-burnt-heart.bsky.social

while I would beg for it to be, the bases look different than the traditional, they do look more solid and less of the swoop in that wide shot, like the ass chairs. but i will pretend they're default chairs. for my mental health.

sep 1, 2025, 3:47 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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rufus⁷ @rufuss.bsky.social

Yeah that was what I saw, too.

sep 1, 2025, 3:03 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Patrice cipher @patricecipher.bsky.social

πŸ“Œ

aug 31, 2025, 8:28 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Patrice cipher @patricecipher.bsky.social

WHAAAATT, TELL ME YOU'RE JOKING RIGHT NOWπŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

aug 31, 2025, 8:28 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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lickrish from ao3 @lickrish.bsky.social

… thanks i hate it (this is so much worse bc it means it’s completely intentional. what is going ON)

aug 31, 2025, 8:34 pm β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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Glittery @glitteryv.bsky.social

Oh, yeah, I remember seeing them in V's dining and going "well, if that's not 100% his aesthetic, then I don't know Kin Taehyung." XD What I do find interesting is that JK has them too. I wonder if they both got it wholesale OR if JK (SOMEHOW) walked out of the store w/them for free or what.

aug 31, 2025, 8:23 pm β€’ 5 0 β€’ view
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Glittery @glitteryv.bsky.social

*Kim, not Kin #WTFAutocorrect

aug 31, 2025, 8:24 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Glittery @glitteryv.bsky.social

Cuz we have all seen his tendency to walk out with free stuff if he can, LOLsob. TL;DR: there's most deffona STORY in here and I'd love to learn the truth some day. πŸ˜›

aug 31, 2025, 8:23 pm β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social

I don't even.

aug 31, 2025, 8:19 pm β€’ 4 0 β€’ view
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Jay ☾ @infinitesoleil.bsky.social

😐

aug 31, 2025, 8:10 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Oldest Army in Italy @ddaengbb.bsky.social

Also does he have the male or female ass chairs, I need to know

aug 31, 2025, 8:16 pm β€’ 10 0 β€’ view
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yan @yan-tan-bangtan.bsky.social

Just a row of six dude bums

aug 31, 2025, 8:17 pm β€’ 4 0 β€’ view
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Jaimee⁷ πŸ“ (said cutely) @closetfairy.bsky.social

asking the important questions

sep 1, 2025, 7:32 am β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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clarz πŸ₯›πŸš€ @clarz.bsky.social

same lollll

aug 31, 2025, 8:31 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Oldest Army in Italy @ddaengbb.bsky.social

Well here it looks like only one of the two are shiny sooooooooooo if it's like you said!!!! He has dude butt chairs??

aug 31, 2025, 8:33 pm β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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clarz πŸ₯›πŸš€ @clarz.bsky.social

both versions come in both glossy & matte! taehyung's from the picture does look like the him version to me, but we need jungkook to show us another angle please ✨ cassoni.com/product/cas-...

aug 31, 2025, 8:59 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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ros || tits&pits enthusiast @rospwprpwprpwp.bsky.social

I believe at least one (but let's be real probably all) are the male version because the crook on the line of the calf muscle seems to be more pronounced just as it is in the dude chairs 🧐 doing important ass research for the community

wide shot of jk's dungeons basement cinema with the black marble floor and the ass chairs. I've helpfully pointed a red arrow at the visible male ass chair.jpg female ass chair.jpg
sep 1, 2025, 7:23 am β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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ㅠㅠ⁷ @introyouth.bsky.social

ok but which version do they have i'm not even sure which one tae has

aug 31, 2025, 8:21 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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clarz πŸ₯›πŸš€ @clarz.bsky.social

yeah i wonder too! did they mix and match or what!!

aug 31, 2025, 8:30 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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ㅠㅠ⁷ @introyouth.bsky.social

AS IF THEY LOOK THAT PLAIN FROM THE FRONT AND THEN PARTY FROM THE BACK HAHAHAHAH

aug 31, 2025, 8:20 pm β€’ 7 0 β€’ view
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Allikuja⁷ πŸ’œ (he/him) @allikuja.bsky.social

Just realizing that they’re likely normal chairs in the front and this ridiculousness in back

aug 31, 2025, 8:33 pm β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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ㅠㅠ⁷ @introyouth.bsky.social

i expected them to have the ass shapes at the front too, at least a LITTLE

aug 31, 2025, 8:36 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Allikuja⁷ πŸ’œ (he/him) @allikuja.bsky.social

Daring V to get custom ass chairs >.>

aug 31, 2025, 8:37 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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ㅠㅠ⁷ @introyouth.bsky.social

hey, yes come sit down in this bathtub full of silicone please?

aug 31, 2025, 8:42 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Allikuja⁷ πŸ’œ (he/him) @allikuja.bsky.social

It’s a Run BTS challenge, don’t worry about it, V

aug 31, 2025, 8:44 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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ㅠㅠ⁷ @introyouth.bsky.social

HAHAHAHA

aug 31, 2025, 8:37 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Alex⁷ - πŸ’— APOBANGO πŸ’— @tangericat.bsky.social

I need to know if anyone has at in these and if they're comfortable

sep 1, 2025, 4:28 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Char πŸƒ @twocentpenny.bsky.social

honestly part of me wonders if tae got sick of these and jk just....took them

aug 31, 2025, 8:11 pm β€’ 9 0 β€’ view
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Jay ☾ @infinitesoleil.bsky.social

Like how he would take things home from sets

aug 31, 2025, 8:11 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Char πŸƒ @twocentpenny.bsky.social

right? i just feel like he would!!

aug 31, 2025, 8:13 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Jay ☾ @infinitesoleil.bsky.social

Wouldn’t be surprised if his pad is decorated exclusively with things he took from other members or sets

aug 31, 2025, 8:20 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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clarz πŸ₯›πŸš€ @clarz.bsky.social

apparently jk's are matte and tae's are shiny, so unfortunately they did just buy multiple sets 😭

aug 31, 2025, 8:26 pm β€’ 6 0 β€’ view
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Char πŸƒ @twocentpenny.bsky.social

NOOOO that's worse

aug 31, 2025, 8:31 pm β€’ 7 0 β€’ view
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clarz πŸ₯›πŸš€ @clarz.bsky.social

taehyung butt chair influencer πŸ₯²

aug 31, 2025, 9:00 pm β€’ 7 1 β€’ view
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Char πŸƒ @twocentpenny.bsky.social

heartbreaking!!!

aug 31, 2025, 9:34 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Stark πŸ”₯❀πŸ”₯ @stark-burnt-heart.bsky.social

This is somehow worse than them being straight up plastic school chairs. (Do you think they got them at a discount cause they bought 2 sets?)

aug 31, 2025, 8:05 pm β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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clarz πŸ₯›πŸš€ @clarz.bsky.social

it's so funny, i saw them and was like "omg those look like something tae would own" and my friend was like "he DOES!!!" 😭 taehyung you are so taehyung

aug 31, 2025, 8:10 pm β€’ 8 0 β€’ view
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Oldest Army in Italy @ddaengbb.bsky.social

I'm here going those are taes chairs and that they didn't actually buy more of them πŸ˜‚

aug 31, 2025, 8:11 pm β€’ 5 0 β€’ view
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Oldest Army in Italy @ddaengbb.bsky.social

Hoping* not going

aug 31, 2025, 8:12 pm β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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clarz πŸ₯›πŸš€ @clarz.bsky.social

apparently jk's are matte and tae's are shiny, so unfortunately they did just buy multiple sets 😭

aug 31, 2025, 8:26 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Laura @thatgoodnight.bsky.social

I don’t know why it’s the feet that cross the line for me but it is

aug 31, 2025, 8:01 pm β€’ 5 0 β€’ view
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clarz πŸ₯›πŸš€ @clarz.bsky.social

yeah me too πŸ˜…

aug 31, 2025, 8:28 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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clarz πŸ₯›πŸš€ @clarz.bsky.social

also since i've gotten a lot of replies about it, taehyung's are shiny and jk's are matte so they do both just separately have these in their houses 😭

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aug 31, 2025, 8:33 pm β€’ 38 9 β€’ view
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ros || tits&pits enthusiast @rospwprpwprpwp.bsky.social

never thought I'd see the day of known pervert kim taehyung tastefully restricting himself to just one ass chair as an accent while jk goes all out with an ass harem

sep 1, 2025, 7:12 am β€’ 15 4 β€’ view
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Allikuja⁷ πŸ’œ (he/him) @allikuja.bsky.social

I’m no CSI tech but that looks like the boy version

aug 31, 2025, 8:35 pm β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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clarz πŸ₯›πŸš€ @clarz.bsky.social

it does to me too πŸ‘€

aug 31, 2025, 8:36 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Stark πŸ”₯❀πŸ”₯ @stark-burnt-heart.bsky.social

I'm stuck on him having (at least) one shiny ass chair, cow print chairs, and a fuckin' UFO ass looking chandelier that I can almost gauante one of the tannies has nearly brained themselves on.

sep 1, 2025, 3:18 am β€’ 10 1 β€’ view
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yan @yan-tan-bangtan.bsky.social

Namjoon has to wear a crash helmet when he comes over for dinner

sep 1, 2025, 5:21 am β€’ 5 0 β€’ view
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clarz πŸ₯›πŸš€ @clarz.bsky.social

actually on second look it looks to me like taehyung might only have one and the other chairs are mixed! so anyway they're not hand me downs (at least not from taehyung), jungkook intentionally chose these for his house! who knows, maybe he sat in tae's and it was super comfortable...... lol

aug 31, 2025, 8:36 pm β€’ 20 0 β€’ view
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πŸ”ž Ollie πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ’œ πŸ₯’ | no age in bio = BLOCKED @aglioeollieo.bsky.social

i like how tae very clearly has the masc ass one xD

aug 31, 2025, 9:17 pm β€’ 7 0 β€’ view
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Glittery @glitteryv.bsky.social

Maybe he has 2 as, like, visual (?) center pieces for his dining room... Also, I was busy cooking during his live, but didn't JK say something along the lines of moving the chairs to the basement cuz they're easier to keep clean? (Again, I might've misunderstood cuz I wasn't paying full attention)

aug 31, 2025, 8:41 pm β€’ 4 0 β€’ view
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clarz πŸ₯›πŸš€ @clarz.bsky.social

i didn't catch the live so i don't know! also the accent pieces idea makes sense πŸ€” unfortunately i can't make out what's on the other end of the table from that pic

aug 31, 2025, 8:48 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view