I have a state representative about a mile away from me. Republican. I fantasize about taking the contents of my litter boxes and smearing it in a swastika on her big white house. I haven’t done it because I’m certain she has cameras. But I’ve fantasized about it a lot.
The temptation is strong...
I have a cat so if you need more pooh let me know. Actually I could mail it directly to your representative.
I’m sure it would be an appropriate campaign contribution.
I’m just saying that I know that there are cameras.
There're DEFINITELY cameras... You go through life being hated by all and sundry, your gonna have cameras...
Yeah. So I guess I’ll just fantasize about it as I clean their highnesses’ boxes. Makes the job more enjoyable.
Okay but hear me out: Trebuchet. Works from a distance, probably out of camera range. 😉
Can we use the one with boiling oil 😛
Absolutely!
I’m going to need a lot of help. This is a suburban street. But I’m game. Cat turd bombs away!