It will be the best and shiniest ever. The greatest obituary in the history of our wonderful and beloved country

I plan to party like it’s 1999.

I just want his passing public, so the loons and conspiracy theorists don't go into overdrive!

Amen

And, hone, they deserve to suffer for at least a decade first. Nevertheless, I'll settle for them being dead.

For the entire Trump regime, at least 50% of Congress, four Supreme Court judges, and every single billionaire! I want to see obituaries for them before autumn!

😂

the cankels and bleeds under the skin are whispering ... "soon, soon..."

Spelled Obitchuary

Are we there yet? However, Vance is ready to get down with some heinous stuff once he “ascends”. And I’m not talking about couch-fucking either.

What are the Vegas odds on the timeline for this? What are the predictive sites speculating? 🤔

Today's a good day....

Or for them to immediately wax conspiratorially about how it must’ve been Putin’s poisoned handshake or maybe even JD’s fell aura like with the Pope

almost spit out my water. Bravo, Dave.

It's coming.

MAKE IT HAPPEN SOON

I think Melania should take one for the country and have sex with her husband. That should be enough to kill him the way he looks these days. And who knows, the mere surprise he would feel when Melania asked him to bed could kill him. Melania, if you are reading this, think about it.

No need for full fledged obituary. Just write: he's dead.

This country could use a Big O.

:: Roger Smith descends on DC in his Megadeus ::

It’s gonna be the most bigliest obituary the world has ever seen. And I mean that. It’s gonna be fantastic. You’ll have never seen an obituary like it. It’s gonna be phenomenal. Huge. *waves tiny hands around*

The one presidential motorcade people will actually cheer for is the one taking him to the crematorium!

Every day I wait and also worry about a J.D. Vance future

You better hope not. Vance will be infinitely worse.

My Christian upbringing dictates a reluctance to wish anyone's demise. But when TACO passes...... I'd like the co-ordinates for the location of his grave site so that I may pay my full bladdered respects...at least twice a month.... jus' sayn'...

"I'll allow it" -- The Pope

Coffee’s on me that day!

The best obituary. The BEST. Like nobody's ever seen before. THAT I can tell you.

I can't wait to use his grave as a toilet

Every morning I hope today is the day

I've got the frame picked out. 🖼

Don’t get out hopes up

I will come to you with tear running down my face and tell you Sir this is the bigglyest day ever.

It’ll no doubt be as cringy as the cabinet meeting yesterday

If Donnie the Con were buried today, We could lay him to rest in a special way, Send him off in the finest style: Got a fake gold-plated Cybertruck-casket in mind. MAGA Resistors would picture him often: Donnie the Con in his Cybertruck coffin. Donnie the Con, fake gold-plated Cybertruck-coffin.

It's the only reason I check my phone when I wake up in the morning. I say a little prayer before I turn it on. "Please god, if you are really out there, today will be the day you rid this planet of this scourge"

It will be the best obituary!

Id settle for the inevitable stroke

💙💙💙 then it’ll be time to party

Looking more and more like coffin bait with every appearance. 🍿

You and me both, Dave.

I'm thinking of buying some fireworks just so I'm ready to celebrate when it happens.

I have a bottle of champagne and a jar of caviar chilling in the refrigerator, for when that day comes.

Me either, and I hope it's sooner than later.

#GunshotsKillingPeople #RepublicansDoNotCareAboutUs

He’ll finally get the massive ratings.

People will only watch to make sure he does not come back as a zombie

You know all the big news conglomerates have one already in nearly full draft. 😊

Nah. One liner at the bottom of the obit page. "He's gone, finally". Everyone will know who.

Every. Goddamned. Morning.

🤣❤️🤣❤️

Unfortunately, I think P2025 will roll on.

Every day gets us one day closer.

It will be beautiful! The most beautiful obituary, full of swear words!

It cannot come soon enough!

Every morning I'm disappointed by the obituary section of the newspaper. I don't want him dead, just out of the way if you're reading this Secret Service.

You and tens of millions of others. 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

The big beautiful oh fucking push him down the stairs already

People will be celebrating in the streets as if it were V-E Day

Ditto!

It’s coming!

You and 70 million other folks! I'm thinking of starting a pool...🤔🤣

a pool of pee to dump on its grave? “You and 70 million other folks! I'm thinking of starting a pool...🤔🤣 “

Skunk urine because he just plain stinks!

I like that idea!! 👌

And it should start with "Finally"

I wake up every day and ask "Is he dead yet?". The answer has been disappointing. It's pretty funny that there might be 1 or 2 out of 100 that would ask, who are you talking about? Tomorrow is another hopeful day.

Old Bitch Uary

Bigly so!

But will you believe it, if you don't see a body?

I second that emotion.

It’ll just read “Fascist Rapist Dickhead Finally Dead.”

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Our country needs the Big Beautiful Obituary ASAP!

Here lies Donald "the John" Trump. His art of the deal was a pump and dump. His penis was a wee little stump, Barely detectable as a tiny little bump. Dumber than Forrest Gump, Always ready to jump On someone's wife for a quick hump. His tiny brain was just a lump Like a canker on his rump. [==*==]

You aren’t the only one!!!

I wake up every morning to check the news.

Possibly me when the news hits!

My favorite meme!!

Pissing on his grave is on my bucket list. Just waiting 🤜🤛

Many people are saying...

You and me both

I’m not gonna like this post. I’m not gonna like this post. I’m not gonna… oh who am I kidding.