That's where the REAL parasocial relationships thrive honestly. The aunt that went to your 6th birthday party thinks they know the real you and on here nobody pretends to know the real you. This post is mostly a joke but maybe I projected correctly for once.

Hold UP, you might be cooking

My brain is at least 30 degrees hotter than the rest of my body at all times so that's true in a literal sense as well.

you're just using fb wrong unfriend your family and former classmates and friend a buncha socialists and dirty train hopper kids and addicts and artists and poets and weirdos

the smallest minds often have the loudest voices

People are still on facebook...? I deleted my account permanently about 5 or so years ago, and I just assumed by now it was overrun by A.I. bots from Meta and it was proving the dead internet theory correct. *shrug*

I was only on it for friends and a few groups, but it was pretty bad for my mental health. They kept putting things to make me upset all the time in my feed and there was nothing I could do. I eventually left because of their cooperation with Trump.

Don't worry, we can do better o7

I gave up on facebook long ago. I am a silent viewer of marketplace only. 🫠

Very happy surprised no one tried to be funny, and pick up the argument in your original post... There are places on the internet that'd surely happen, just because. Not even because they believe it, but to be contrarian towards just about anything