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USA TODAY @usatoday.com

If you drink only water at restaurants, dwell in a dark home and force every last globule of toothpaste from the tube, you have "poor-people" habits.

jul 9, 2025, 3:36 pm • 8 3

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Dappy Hayes - #UncivilDisobedience @dappyhayes.bsky.social

"Dirt is an excellent source of protein for the poor!"

jul 9, 2025, 3:45 pm • 1 0 • view
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98step98.bsky.social @98step98.bsky.social

Eat a turd and perish.

jul 9, 2025, 3:55 pm • 3 0 • view
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poofsofthesparkles @poofsofthesparkles.bsky.social

are y'all new here?

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jul 9, 2025, 3:44 pm • 3 0 • view
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onyxrane.bsky.social @onyxrane.bsky.social

You misspelled "Conservation"

jul 9, 2025, 8:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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Yowiman @yowiman.bsky.social

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jul 9, 2025, 3:43 pm • 4 1 • view
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Lorelei @maliboulake.bsky.social

If you drink only water at restaurants, you are healthy!!

jul 9, 2025, 7:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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Daniel @cdanny17.bsky.social

Well what am I eating at the restaurant, what am I doing at home at the time watching a movie lights off, having dinner lights on, sleeping lights off, and squeezing last globule of toothpaste before sending more dough to Procter Gamble 🙄

jul 9, 2025, 3:43 pm • 1 0 • view
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chadzia dax 🔞😷🖖🏻 @m00psy.bsky.social

no shit

jul 9, 2025, 3:39 pm • 2 0 • view
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chadzia dax 🔞😷🖖🏻 @m00psy.bsky.social

us icky 60%ers are so far beneath you though i guess

jul 9, 2025, 3:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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You don’t need to know @nunyabinazz.bsky.social

They left out the forth item: Not Buying Crappy Newspaper Subscriptions

jul 9, 2025, 4:08 pm • 3 0 • view
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Gal Scott-Heron @strawmaam.bsky.social

Huh, neat. What do you think about this?

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jul 9, 2025, 3:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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Colette Delawalla @cdelawalla.bsky.social

READ THE DAMN ROOM

jul 9, 2025, 3:37 pm • 6 0 • view
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Hanana Bammock @tallgoofykid.bsky.social

Fuck right off. As we launch a full-on assault of the needy to the benefit of the wealthy, this is the slop you turn out? Do better.

jul 9, 2025, 3:49 pm • 4 0 • view
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ElderlyWhiteHippie @cynthianevil.bsky.social

According to…….Steve Bezos? Nice try, Prime Day.

jul 9, 2025, 3:40 pm • 2 0 • view
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Political Punnery @politicalpunner.bsky.social

This can't be real.

jul 9, 2025, 3:36 pm • 2 0 • view
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Political Punnery @politicalpunner.bsky.social

This is like that episode of Friends where the financially struggling Friends from Friends had to awkwardly explain not being rich to the rich Friends from Friends because the rich Friends from Friends were annoyed about splitting the check based on what each Friend actually spent on Friends dinner.

jul 9, 2025, 3:41 pm • 2 0 • view
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Alyssa MacKenzie 💜 @alyssamackenzie.bsky.social

Are yall high? Like, literally, right now?

jul 9, 2025, 4:15 pm • 2 0 • view