If you drink only water at restaurants, dwell in a dark home and force every last globule of toothpaste from the tube, you have "poor-people" habits.
If you drink only water at restaurants, dwell in a dark home and force every last globule of toothpaste from the tube, you have "poor-people" habits.
"Dirt is an excellent source of protein for the poor!"
Eat a turd and perish.
You misspelled "Conservation"
If you drink only water at restaurants, you are healthy!!
Well what am I eating at the restaurant, what am I doing at home at the time watching a movie lights off, having dinner lights on, sleeping lights off, and squeezing last globule of toothpaste before sending more dough to Procter Gamble 🙄
no shit
us icky 60%ers are so far beneath you though i guess
They left out the forth item: Not Buying Crappy Newspaper Subscriptions
READ THE DAMN ROOM
Fuck right off. As we launch a full-on assault of the needy to the benefit of the wealthy, this is the slop you turn out? Do better.
According to…….Steve Bezos? Nice try, Prime Day.
This can't be real.
This is like that episode of Friends where the financially struggling Friends from Friends had to awkwardly explain not being rich to the rich Friends from Friends because the rich Friends from Friends were annoyed about splitting the check based on what each Friend actually spent on Friends dinner.
Are yall high? Like, literally, right now?