Holy cow this training is a joke

Obstacle course! Are you kidding me?

Yeah, that can’t be the real FBI training course. I watched as cadets braved the local police obstacle course. My friend made it over the wall, but many of her buff male counterparts didn’t. Oh, and my friend is pretty buff too.

I have seen many of those ICE guys who wouldn't even fit in that pipe

Holy moly what in the Private Benjamin Cosplay bs is that 😆😆😆

He's not moving very fast.

As a grandmother I’m quite sure my time would be way way way faster!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I thought this was a parody.

Still not sure it isn’t. Only thing missing is him walking over a speed bump and high-fiving people.

Do me a favor, tell them I don't want to be rescued by ICE.

Wow. Does he realize this footage will be mocked for the rest of his life?

Is he training to play at a playground?

Gross -it’s all grotesque

This new season of The Biggest Loser looks pretty terrible

Good job, grandpa

😂😂😂

Is this why ICE and Trump think that a wall would stop people?

HAHAHAHA!!!!!! I am 71 and even I can outrun him.. What a clown show!!!!!!!

Oh 😂 is this for real? Can you say chest pain?

Where is Dean going to deployed with ICE? Dunkin’ needs to know so they can plan ahead.

Did he fly there on his own, or did they buy his plane ticket !!!

Definitely “former” man-of-steel.

I’m thinking his career is in the toilet. Sad 😁

His career is shot

Reporting: #Ice abducted some vital, skilled Construction workers in State College Pa., this week...Hospital, Campus projects, these Employees will not be easily replaced... and where were they taken?... #FeloniousTrump #magaFascism

The physical training version of “person, woman, man, camera, TV”

😂 Ok Chucklefuck 😂🍩🤣

I do feel safer. I can outrun that. I need them to send the “lowered-standards” goons when they come for me.

Not very good for training!! I’ve never seen a culvert with a rubber mat in it!! How ridiculous

Is this an episode of Kids in the Hall?

I am concerned that ICE is using women and children like Epstein and Maxwell used underage girls. ICE agents must be unmasked, properly vetted, substance tested, fingerprinted, DNA sample & pass nationwide comprehensive background check. ID required & families notified of detainees locations.

Hahah

He must need the money!

Bizarre Imitation training

I would let this man take a bullet for me. I would.

🏆

😆😆😆

Stupor Man

Like a dad at a school sports day. 🤣🤣🤣

The bar is low.

They call that running? You'd need a calendar to time him.

Omg I’m dead he’s out of breath 🤣🤣🤣

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

LISTEN MF'S IM 72 AND CAN DO THAT,WHAT BULLSHIT

Mall cops are more agile 🙄

Has South Park done a Dean Cain satire episode yet? 😂

Oh, give 'em time...

More like the “man of tissue paper”

They should recruit his former body double

This is more believable than 2025 Dean Cain being an effective ICE agent.

THIS is what our federal law enforcement has been reduced to???

Lol, what a complete joke these people are.

What a teaitor to the AAPI community.

Pathetic..

I could compete at that speed and my son would say that I am older than rocks!

He’s huffin’ and a puffin‘

Kindergarten playgrounds are more physical than this joke.

Chapter 6: How to Drag a Body.

What a joke.

He's taking his sweet time.

Is this an SNL skit? If no, it should be!🤣

Jeez. I'm 69, with arthritic hands and a sore shoulder today and I could get through that faster than him. Not feeling safer.

My FKR rehab was more challenging than this

Training ICE pigs is serious business.

🙄

Oh. My.

The peak of male physical fitness.

My grandmother suffered like that as well. For a very short time. Godspeed Dean.

It's a bird. it's a plane, No, it's Fatman

The DEI Lite course.

He is just another TRAITOR

He got one part wrong. The mannequin should have been thrown to the ground and piled on by fat ICE agents. F**K ICE and Dean Cain. #Epstein

He's not as fat as most of them I've seen on videos. Some of those guys would be hilarious to watch as they try to climb a wall. #Epstein #ReleasetheTranscripts (of the stable genius's academic achievements) He loves the uneducated cuz birds of a feather...?

faster than the Epstein files disclosures

tad slower than a speeding bullet

Phat phuck

😂😂😂

Runs ?

I would NOT have agreed to have that posted

🤨🤦‍♂️

He looks and moves like grandpa security....#icewater

🤣

For his next test he should be riding a tricycle.

Or emerge from a clown car with 40 other clown ICE agents.

Slow and steady wins the race…

Same energy

Mostly furious. Sort of.

Yeah, pretty much…

That might just be chaffing.

Slightly annoyed.

Nice seeing u back on CNN last night

Ladies we would kill that course on a really bad day.

They really have lowered the standards. Sad. Wait till they give him a gun. Better than viagra. Superman protected the vulnerable. It would never have occurred to him to be a cheery Kapo.

He’s like: “I have kryptonite in my pocket because I don’t want to look like *too* much of a stud for the cameras.”

I don't know about anyone else, but that's how slow I go with tots or when I'm attached to an IV pole. With tots, I also basically fly by.

Im old and could beat him through that obstacle course.

Buddy sezzz...

ahahahahah

The man of steel seems to have developed a little rust, tbh.

Garbage human insurrectionist!

😂

This…isn’t…real. No way.

Aw so sad. A tv series Superman is training to be a real-life bubba. This is painful to watch. He’s so slow! Yeah, him becoming an ice goon isn’t such a shocker. However we will be entertained for years to come with his training video🤣

Honestly we should all be making fun of this. Republicans suddenly not mocking something or someone is such an abandonment of their core values.

bsky.app/profile/cher...

Meal Team Six! Let’s go!!!🤣

Was this video taken in slow mo?

🗣️Katie

I hope he didn't skin his knees in the tube.

Looking good Dean

The superman franchise is failed by this man. He’s a failure to our country and humanity as well.

He's gonna join a special team tasked with chasing down extremely slow migrants

😃

I have seen ICE Agents that cannot fit in that tunnel. No way. No way

Someone should point out to Mr. Cain, that "Man of steel" is more about durability than weight.

Most of the ICE creeps are too fat to get through that tube. . . and they are certainly not getting any 'training.'

Cosplaying fascism. Love that for him

I literally can’t 😭🤣 this is insanity.

I'm sure Dean's grandparents are real proud of him.

I've seen poodles who can do most of that.

I won’t watch it

To be honest, he didn't "run" through it, he barely broke a trot

You can hear “Chariots Of Fire” playing in the background.

Supermall Cop

😂 what a douche

And that’s the GOOD video, that’s the one where they said, “yes, this one is the most impressive, let’s use it.”

. He went to the Dark Side. Superman > > > Supervillain.

Do they ever ask themselves why the VAST majority of artists of all kinds (musicians/actors/writers/artists) hate them, don’t want them using their creations, don’t want to visit the WH, don’t want to perform at their events, etc., etc.? And the ones who do are jokes to their artist peers?

It's good to know that if he ever has to chase someone through a sewer pipe, it'll have a nice rubber mat for his hands and knees.

There must be a good reason that ICE Barbie didn’t produce this clip starring herself? 🤔

Can’t take the heat.

“Super-safe”

Join ICE. Literally anyone can do it.

Man of steel my ass. He can barely do that shit without all the gear that they wear. A one legged man could outrun his ass.

Fuck this guy...what a tool.

My grandma could get through that course faster.

That is the lamest obstacle course I’ve ever seen. Even compared to playground standards. 🤣🤣🤣

Looks like someone going through their backyard to get to a neighbors house.

Yes! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Just the right clown to represent ICE

Who?

It's like what recruiters would set up at a grade school community day or something? That's the level of difficulty that I'm seeing, I mean JFC there's a pad in the tunnel. Don't want to bruise those knees. The obstacle course was the best part of basic, something you looked forward to. This is SAD

He's been on a couple of ride alongs with his new co-workers and they keep mentioning "Nacho Country". He's really hoping they go there after training.

🤣🤣 gonna need a wider pipe for some of them gravy seals

"Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Superman crawling through a pipe..."

Some crazy fantasy island there...

Alright everyone it’s ok, no need to fear …please don’t run away if he begins to chase you . Walk away at a mildly brisk pace. After 500 feet or so he’ll tire out and give up.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wow, immigrant's son is going to pick up immigrants.

If fictional character Lex Luthor planned on trying to cross the border from Mexico and stealing my job, I would feel safer too.

Are you overweight, washed up, & hate yourself? Turn that around, JOIN ICE! Not only will we bribe you with thousands of dollars to give your soul to Satan, you’ll be SAFE among your fellow goons to turn your self loathing and feelings of inadequacy into hate-fueled rage against the most vulnerable.

He neds a wheelchair

He needs a scruff-shake.

😂 not so 🦸‍♂️

This administration relishes reality TV.

Is he going to become the recruiting face of ICE?

I really love the rubber mat for the crawl. Those old knees aren't very super anymore!

Clearly, Dean is another unhinged, racist, sociopathic moron. bsky.app/profile/figh...

This ole gent much faster than teenie weenie deanie.

🤡

One still shot from the second half of the obstacle course

Is that serious or The Onion? I’m a 71 year old woman and could do that.

He’s ready for meal team six!

It's not "how slow you can do the course" Dean...

They must've cut the part where 20 ICE candidates demonstrate teamwork by ganging up on a 120 lb food delivery suspect and pin him to the ground.

This is what happens when you start microdosing Kryptonite🤣

I wouldn't, exactly, call that "running". Looks more like a video from "Wipeout". 🤣🤣

Hope he tears ĥis ACL showing how cool he wants to be seen as.

Team Batman

m.youtube.com/watch?v=zGxS...

🎩 ;)

"By all means, move at a glacial pace" 🤦‍♀️ I guess that's why they're called "ICE" 😂😂

PERFECT!! Yes.

"former" is load bearing here.

Man of Steel Cut Oatmeal Cookies

I wouldn’t call that running. Would you?

“Honorary” = unpaid acting gig.

Just so damn sad

Must have promised donuts or a cameo role at the finish line.

I’m 56 and grossly out of shape and I could outrun that turd

Oh good grief I can do that and I’m a librarian born in 1963 ICE can F ALL the way off

@ctxplz.bsky.social

On it! @cromgood.bsky.social. You can see the context chain for your parent post in the link

What a choad

I want to se Jesse Watters do the course! He’s such a “real man”!

He looks more like Captain Underpants than law enforcement!

Instead of “runs through” they should have said “struggled through”. They hiring washed up people.

😂😂😂 oh my... his superman days are long gone 😂

I'm almost 65 and I think I can do that faster than Cain😂

Too bad we can’t hear all the wheezing and labored breathing.

And that's without the face covering.

will all he sewer pipes he crawls through have a flat bottom?

Cushioned.👍

Looks like the agility course at my local dog park 🐶

The dog park doesn’t put carpet in the tunnels.

I was thinking that too, where are the weave poles!

Too hard for them.

💯

😂

🤣

I could go out to breakfast and come back and do a load of laundry before he got to me. Seriously old man, Pathetic!!!

Princeton grad. Wow.

That daily Twinkies and Mountain Dew breakfast regiment really seems to be paying off.

Anyone else thinking of Police Academy?

What a dweeb.

The only thing we are now safe from now is Dean’s trash acting.

He forgot to cover his face… 🫩

I don’t think that matters. It’s not like anyone would recognize him.

Well played, take your ❤️. You earned it.

He’s about as fit as Hegseth at the gym with the worm brainer.

I’m not seeing any running. Anybody see any running? Is it invisible running? I’m so confused 😂

Faster than a speeding bullet.🚀

I’m 65 in 3 weeks, I have bad knees and osteoarthritis in my spine. I think I could beat him at this. 😆🙄

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 71 with both hips replaced, still can go faster and higher then that!

I’m certain you could!

“Runs?”

You mean he can't really just fly?

JMJ…did they actually post this? MY GOD!

His is two Japanese grandparents who were interned in an interment/concentration camp during WWII must be proud. Probably not lost to them that he joined during Japanese "obon" - a period to honor ancestors, believed to return to visit the living.

at least he has that Meal Team Six body going.

I know watching this for just sixteen seconds still sucked out way too many brain cells to justify watching it. This is however the depth of FOX NEWS "journalism" folks!