I imagine bsky as a palace and there’s no overall king or queen but all my oomfs just work here doing various specialist jobs
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royal yapper more like royapper
aug 31, 2025, 3:27 pm • 2 0 • view
you are Sir Caremitt Knight of Hyperfixavalon
aug 31, 2025, 3:31 pm • 2 0 • view
oh heck yeah
aug 31, 2025, 3:31 pm • 1 0 • view
one of many Knights who have been bestowed the sacred duty to hyper-fixate on important matters
aug 31, 2025, 3:32 pm • 2 0 • view
it’s an honor 😌
aug 31, 2025, 3:32 pm • 2 0 • view
omg ur dn
aug 31, 2025, 3:42 pm • 1 0 • view
heheheh
aug 31, 2025, 4:30 pm • 0 0 • view
im in the dungeon.
aug 31, 2025, 3:43 pm • 1 0 • view
Everyone keeps telling u that u are free to go but u have built a nest in one of the cells and u hiss at anyone that goes near
aug 31, 2025, 4:30 pm • 1 0 • view
i keep my shiny treasures down here…….
aug 31, 2025, 5:56 pm • 1 0 • view
the royal treasure keeper !
aug 31, 2025, 10:15 pm • 1 0 • view
ur the treasure xo
aug 31, 2025, 10:38 pm • 1 0 • view
may i know my role pls
aug 31, 2025, 4:40 pm • 1 0 • view
u have so many roles each day I find a new role for u!! u could say u are the royal mvp
aug 31, 2025, 10:18 pm • 1 0 • view
i’m in the tower
aug 31, 2025, 4:30 pm • 2 0 • view
wizard of whimsy
aug 31, 2025, 10:19 pm • 2 0 • view
do i have a specialist job
aug 31, 2025, 5:09 pm • 2 0 • view
Being cute
aug 31, 2025, 5:13 pm • 2 0 • view
omg i'm blushing
aug 31, 2025, 5:14 pm • 2 0 • view
+1 u are official cutie of the kingdom
aug 31, 2025, 10:17 pm • 2 0 • view
omg kicking my feet 😌🫶🏻
sep 1, 2025, 12:42 am • 1 0 • view
we’re all just court jesters tbh making each other laugh
aug 31, 2025, 3:42 pm • 2 0 • view
u are royal jester of potions u brew the whimsy juice for the all the palace parties
aug 31, 2025, 4:29 pm • 1 0 • view
i’ll be the royal cookie maker, i like to bake cookies
aug 31, 2025, 5:01 pm • 1 0 • view
this is a very important job and I believe in u
aug 31, 2025, 10:17 pm • 1 0 • view
thank you 🙂↕️
aug 31, 2025, 10:43 pm • 0 0 • view
idk what my job is but I love this concept
aug 31, 2025, 3:44 pm • 1 0 • view
you are bugs the royal shadow rogue, u move in the shadows and ask ppl if they want to be in ur vlog only to disappear into the darkness once again… the ppl of the palace aren’t 100% convinced that u exist but i have seen u.. i think…
aug 31, 2025, 4:33 pm • 1 0 • view
LMAO you know what this makes sense and also thank god you only found my old tumblr and not my old YouTube bc I might have to quit bsky if you did
aug 31, 2025, 4:51 pm • 1 0 • view
is it okay if I just haunt the halls like a creep
aug 31, 2025, 3:31 pm • 1 0 • view
absolutely i think ur role as royal haunter of halls is important to the palace ecosystem
aug 31, 2025, 3:43 pm • 1 0 • view
thank you omg
aug 31, 2025, 3:52 pm • 1 0 • view
my specialist job is being super gay
aug 31, 2025, 3:15 pm • 1 0 • view
the royal gay
aug 31, 2025, 3:17 pm • 1 0 • view
Im not saying there are no kings or queens but i mean no one is like THE ruler of the kingdom
aug 31, 2025, 2:54 pm • 9 0 • view