she's a 10 but she breaks her spaghetti in half before adding it to the water
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It’s meeeeesad tromboooooone
jul 31, 2025, 4:00 am • 0 0 • view
she’s two 5’s now
jul 28, 2025, 3:07 am • 3 0 • view
I break it in half, throw it in a small saucepan, then cover it with water. Results are identical, but quicker!
jul 27, 2025, 5:02 pm • 8 0 • view
jul 27, 2025, 5:54 pm • 8 0 • view
jul 27, 2025, 6:07 pm • 3 0 • view
Then you can’t twirl it on your fork, speed racer
jul 27, 2025, 6:28 pm • 1 0 • view
It's broken in half, not shredded. Twirl away!
jul 27, 2025, 9:46 pm • 5 0 • view
I will fight you
jul 28, 2025, 12:36 am • 1 0 • view
I'm not afraid of you and your full-lengthed noodles.
jul 28, 2025, 12:52 am • 4 0 • view
I don’t even understand why you would break them, they really are meant to be a certain length. They’re like a perfectly designed object, fine tuned over centuries to what we have now. You’re gonna wreck that for what? It’s beyond me
jul 28, 2025, 1:02 am • 1 0 • view
To fit in the pan. Like I said.
jul 28, 2025, 1:03 am • 3 0 • view
Oh are you cooking it in one of those little tall ones like they did in the sixties
jul 28, 2025, 1:04 am • 1 0 • view
She's a problem solver. 14/10
jul 27, 2025, 6:40 pm • 7 0 • view
I do that. Good thing this isn't about me.
jul 27, 2025, 3:07 am • 25 0 • view
Had to do for grandbabies.
jul 27, 2025, 8:08 pm • 1 0 • view
I break it IN THE BAG #nogods #nomasters
jul 27, 2025, 4:57 pm • 6 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣
jul 27, 2025, 5:44 pm • 2 0 • view
y'all a bunch of sickos
jul 27, 2025, 5:45 pm • 5 0 • view
thx 🥰
jul 27, 2025, 6:06 pm • 3 0 • view
Culinary sin, perhaps, but to be fair it's satisfying to do after a hard day, especially with the sound it makes.
aug 21, 2025, 5:44 pm • 0 0 • view
I break mine into thirds 😂
jul 27, 2025, 8:15 pm • 1 0 • view
This is the way.
jul 29, 2025, 1:27 pm • 0 0 • view
So she's an 11
jul 27, 2025, 3:38 pm • 4 0 • view
wait really 🤦♂️ oh no
jul 27, 2025, 8:22 pm • 0 0 • view
Nonna would shoot the priest at the wedding to stop her from joining the family
jul 31, 2025, 3:50 am • 0 0 • view
She’s out
jul 27, 2025, 6:26 pm • 1 0 • view
...is that wrong
aug 14, 2025, 4:08 am • 6 0 • view
Oh no. Mamma mia!
aug 21, 2025, 5:24 pm • 0 0 • view
Sure but dating in my late 30s... I gotta make some compromises here!
jul 31, 2025, 3:52 am • 0 0 • view
Still a 10
jul 27, 2025, 10:15 am • 4 0 • view
I break the entire package in half and put it in a ziploc bag for convenience. And I'm only a 3.
jul 27, 2025, 4:42 am • 12 0 • view
jul 27, 2025, 2:56 am • 12 1 • view
she is a ten but she has to substitute wide chinese noodles for american egg noodles in her casserole bc she forgot she was out of the egg noodls
jul 29, 2025, 1:26 pm • 3 0 • view
({[gwen (me) last (night)]})
jul 29, 2025, 1:27 pm • 2 0 • view
She's going to receive the best 45 second dick-down I can muster.
jul 31, 2025, 3:44 am • 0 0 • view
so... a five
jul 27, 2025, 2:58 am • 9 0 • view
I do like unbroken spaghetti
jul 27, 2025, 7:07 pm • 0 0 • view
Instant divorce!
jul 27, 2025, 6:42 pm • 1 0 • view
ugh
jul 27, 2025, 4:04 am • 2 0 • view
We call that an 11
jul 28, 2025, 1:26 am • 9 0 • view
Came here for this. Not leaving disappointed.
jul 28, 2025, 2:40 am • 2 0 • view
She's a 10 *because*...
jul 27, 2025, 8:29 am • 5 0 • view