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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social

BG Coldplay 👍 AG Coldplay 👎 it's the Phil Collins happiness curse all over again

^ Discography Main articles: Coldplay discography and songs Parachutes (2000) A Rush of Blood to the Head (2002) [line drawn across the page at this point with BG above it an AG below it to indicate Before Gwyneth and After Gwyneth] X&Y (2005) Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends (2008) Mylo Xyloto (2011) Ghost Stories (2014) A Head Full of Dreams (2015) Everyday Life (2019) Music of the Spheres (2021) Moon Music (2024) photo of Chris Martin of Coldplay and Gwyneth Paltrow of Hollywood The pair first met in 2002 while hanging backstage at one of Martin's Coldplay concerts. They began dating and tied the knot a year later. (They stopped all that in 2014.)
jul 13, 2025, 8:47 pm • 2 0

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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social

I don't want to be all 'blame the girlfriend' but I am utterly convinced that she trapanned him. The permanently ecstatic tone of everything PG is consistent with being trapanned by geyneth Paltrow

jul 13, 2025, 9:04 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social

Unhappy people generally make better music 🤷

jul 13, 2025, 9:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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Matt Carr @thatmattcarr.bsky.social

Agreed. I know mine are amazing, but I doubt anyone would care enough to listen.

jul 13, 2025, 9:34 pm • 0 0 • view