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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social

I'm not joking, it's this bad #ThisIsAmerica #ICE

Pinned tweet of Homeland Security @DHSgov Jul 29 America has been invaded by criminals and predators. We need YOU to get them out. https://join.ice.gov [Classic Homeland Security @DHSgov Protect. Serve. Deport. http://JOIN.ICE.GOV [Image of Uncle Sam taking off his stars and stripes hat and putting on an ICE cap] AMERICA NEEDS YOU JOIN ICE NOW Aug 5, 2025 2.9M Views 11K likes Homeland Security @DHSgov We're taking father/son bonding to a whole new level. http://JOIN.ICE.GOV [illustration of a father and son in combat gear NO AGE CAP JOIN ICE NOW JOIN.ICE.GOV] Aug 6, 2025 Homeland Security @DHSgov Think about how many criminal illegal aliens you could fit in this bad boy! http://JOIN.ICE.GOV [advert for vehicle You're given no less than royal treatment in the King of Clubs, by far the most elegantly equipped Club Wagon. With its own special tricolor paint treatment. Dual Captain's Chain that swivel and recline. Full-length 36-ounce carpeting. Cloth headliner front to rear. Cloth-covered sun visors with illuminated vanity mirrors. Handy seat back map pockets. King of Clubs also comes with SelectShift automatic transmission, power door locks, interval windshield wipers, and much more. King of Clubs in tricolor Dark Silver Blue Metallic/Light Blue Silver Metallic. Want to deport illegals with your absolute boys? join.ice.gov ] Aug 5, 2025 1.1M Views 15K likes
aug 6, 2025, 11:49 pm • 15 7

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Rich @richfiend.bsky.social

Someone watched Republican Space Rangers and took it seriously.

aug 7, 2025, 10:32 am • 0 0 • view
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tim9livesmeow.bsky.social @tim9livesmeow.bsky.social

They are our version of the gestapo.

aug 9, 2025, 11:48 am • 0 0 • view
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social

Gestapopo

aug 9, 2025, 11:48 am • 1 0 • view
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Mike.Escapee @mikeescapee.bsky.social

image
aug 30, 2025, 8:57 am • 1 0 • view
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social

So bad

aug 30, 2025, 8:58 am • 0 0 • view
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social

Really Real Bad

aug 7, 2025, 9:43 am • 15 5 • view
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Mel Malton @melmalton.bsky.social

Imagine working as a spin doctor for the American Fascist Party. Do a bit of research into N*zi archives, find a cool poster, and Yankify it. Feel your moral core draining like a bathtub.

aug 7, 2025, 10:01 am • 1 0 • view
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social

The only good thing about these awful ICE recruitment ads DHS are pushing is how desperate they obviously are and how few likes they get per view, even on X-Twitter

Homeland Security reposted RSC @RepublicanStudy [Donald Trump shouting at lawnmower lad meme] Homeland Security @DHSgov Serve your country! Defend your culture! No undergraduate degree required! http://Join.Ice.Gov [shared image] FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS Is an undergraduate degree required? No. Please read each job listing on USA JOBS for specific requirements. Aug 5, 2025 2.1M Views 3.5K likes
aug 7, 2025, 5:55 pm • 11 3 • view
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tim9livesmeow.bsky.social @tim9livesmeow.bsky.social

They are so despised that they hide their faces. Not a job you would write home to your family about. I hope they know it’s not something to later put on a job resume - of course they don’t. Someday this will blow over & their life will be ruined for being the new gestapo

aug 9, 2025, 11:44 am • 2 0 • view
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social

Thank you for your attention in this matter!

aug 7, 2025, 6:04 pm • 12 1 • view
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Mark Aitch @ver-bat-man.bsky.social

Senior Goon 🤣🤣🤣 I believe the term "Goon" was coined by US servicemen stuck in Nazi POW camps during WW2. Oh the fucking irony. Well played, Monsieur Onion, well played.

aug 7, 2025, 6:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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tim9livesmeow.bsky.social @tim9livesmeow.bsky.social

This looks correct. They will take anyone. Low education & good at racial profiling.

aug 9, 2025, 11:34 am • 1 0 • view
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social

South Park's brutal second episode took aim at Kristi Noem United States Secretary of Homeland Security and her ICE goons and did not relent. DHSS social media pepes tweeted a picture of themselves from when new recruits are about to bust Dora the Explorer South Park responded as you'd expect.

Homeland Security @DHSgov http://JOIN.ICE.GOV [image of South Park ICE goons in cars driving to the Dora The Explorer family show where they bust everyone Latinx and Does ends up trafficked to Mar-A-Lago Aug 5, 2025 21.8M Views 6.2K RT 53K likes 3.2K South Park @SouthPark Wait, so we ARE relevant? #eatabagofdicks [quote tweet of Homeland Security @DHSgov. http://JOIN.ICE.GOV [South Park ICE image] Aug 5, 2025 17.5M Views 42K RT 481K likes
aug 10, 2025, 4:43 pm • 16 5 • view
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social

Kristi Noem is annoyed that South Park mocked the extensive facial cosmetic enhancement she's inflicted on herself, but doesn't seem to take issue with their relentless depiction of her as a puppy murdering xenophobe 🤷

composite image of 2 photos side-by-side of Kristi Noem's original face from 2018 and the 2025 plastic allergy face so many Trumpy women have forced on themselves South Park profile page shown Donald Trump and JD Vance as the white-suited hosts of Fantasy Island and their profile picture is Kristi Noem's melted face The account of Cricket’s death shows up in Gov. Kristi Noem’s political memoir. Noem was using Cricket, just 14 months old, as a hunting dog. But when Cricket got loose, attacked a neighbor’s chickens, and nipped at Noem as she retrieved him, she decided to take him to a gravel pit and shoot him dead. “I hated that dog,” Noem wrote, who used the same occasion to shoot a goat that she also didn’t like. The goat lay there wounded and suffering, while she walked back to her truck to reload her gun and returned to finish him off. https://www.humaneworld.org/en/blog/kristi-noem-puppy-killing-scandal
aug 10, 2025, 5:12 pm • 10 3 • view
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Louise, Prof/Dr @louiselocock.bsky.social

Identikit MAGA look. Eurgh

aug 12, 2025, 5:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social

doll masks

aug 12, 2025, 5:26 pm • 1 0 • view
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Louise, Prof/Dr @louiselocock.bsky.social

"The more obvious the alteration in a woman’s appearance — even to the point of being grotesque — the more she has shown her commitment to serve him [Trump]." Grotesque indeed.

aug 12, 2025, 6:01 pm • 2 0 • view
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social

Trump Administration wearing its White hood proudly #ThisIsAmerica

aug 12, 2025, 5:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social

DHS Secretary Kristi Noem + her small cadre of loyal aides have been pushing the agency to do more showy operations in Democratic-run cities that can advance the president’s agenda and supply clips for social media + the MAGA faithful “They love this cowboy shit,” one frustrated ICE official told me

ICE aims to more than double the number of deportation officers on U.S. streets by the end of 2025. The slick cars and the bouncy rap tracks are recruitment tools, they say, along with a “Join ICE” website and an ad blitz using 1940s-style Army posters, many with Uncle Sam, to depict Trump’s deportation campaign as a patriotic war effort, akin to fighting the Nazis. Many of the new hires will enter ICE with different motivations than the generations before them, seeing the position not as a federal-law-enforcement career but as a chance to serve as a foot soldier in Trump’s mission to bring sweeping social and demographic change. New deportation officers at ICE used to receive about five months of federal-law-enforcement training. Administration officials have cut that time roughly in half, partly by eliminating Spanish-language courses. Academy training was shortened to 47 days, three officials told me, the number picked because Trump is the 47th president. DHS officials said the training will run six days a week for eight weeks. https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2025/08/ice-recruitment-immigration-enforcement-billions/684000/ https://archive.ph/gNdwE
aug 28, 2025, 3:52 pm • 3 2 • view
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Haunting Melody @sceptical-ghost.bsky.social

"many with Uncle Sam, to depict Trump's deportation campaign as a patriotic war effort, akin to fighting the Nazis." Paging Alanis Morissette.

aug 28, 2025, 6:07 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social

Meanwhile, these things are happening to friends, neighbours, co-workers in Donald Trump's xenophobic purging of non-white America. Over + over again - crimes committed by a dictator which harm us all Don't look away Help do something to dissent Protect people not (White) power Stop this madness

aug 28, 2025, 4:18 pm • 5 2 • view
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social

Since Trump inauguration: Total arrests 195,249 Up 15,190 in the past 14 days People in detention 61,226 Up 1,850 Total deportations 197,526 Up 16,920 13 Jan 2025 Criminal record 9,090 Pending charges 4,610 No criminal record 860 25 Aug CR 16,620 *No criminal record 15,760* Pending 14,210 #ICE

US immigration The Guardian US reviewed figures from Immigration and Customs Enforcement and Customs and Border Protection since Trump’s inauguration Fri 29 Aug 2025 14.00 BST Total arrests 195,249 Up 15,190 in the past 14 days People currently in detention 61,226 Up 1,850 Total deportations 197,526 Up 16,920 Note: Values from 28 January 2025 to 25 August 2025 rounded to nearest 10. Arrest data includes arrests from Customs and Border Protection and Immigration and Customs Enforcement. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2025/aug/29/trump-immigration-ice-cbp-data Graph of People in ICE detention by criminal history 13 Jan 2025 Criminal record 9,090 Pending charges 4,610 No criminal record 860 25 Aug 2025 Criminal record 16,620 No criminal record 15,760 Pending charges 14,210 Note: Point-in-time counts every 14 days. Data includes people booked into Ice detention who were arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2025/aug/29/trump-immigration-ice-cbp-data
aug 30, 2025, 8:13 am • 0 2 • view