To any of our good colleagues in law enforcement: What my friend here means to say is that we wish whatever deity or deities makes these determinations, be it Odin, Vishnu or YHWH Lord of Hosts would make up his, her, its or their mind about whether this is happening or not.

This is 💯 correct

Meanwhile a little-known deity of the Hadzabe people of East Africa who it turns out is ACTUALLY the relevant authority in these cases is chuckling gently at us. "Oh, I'll get to it folks," he says. "Lot going on, but I'l get to it."