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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social

I was reading an article by some dude talking about what he was doing to "anti-age" his body, all the stuff he used, ate, drank, etc. He finished with, "And now I'm on colostrum" & I was like, "so you're breast feeding?" For immortality. Some men really do think tits have all the answers. 😂

jun 18, 2025, 7:09 am • 30 0

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Romance reader monster @costhink.bsky.social

And colostrum gives us immunity to viruses, bacteria, etc, so he's basically getting vaccines

jun 18, 2025, 4:46 pm • 1 0 • view
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rillabean.bsky.social @rillabean.bsky.social

They are powerful objects of mystery...if you've never picked a Cheeto out of your bra and eaten it.

jun 18, 2025, 2:37 pm • 2 0 • view
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Romance reader monster @costhink.bsky.social

Hahaha!

jun 18, 2025, 10:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social

M&Ms also apply 😂

jun 18, 2025, 10:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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rillabean.bsky.social @rillabean.bsky.social

Ah, yes. Rainbow Tit Syndrome. Melts in your mouth...and in my bra.

jun 18, 2025, 10:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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rosebrier @rosebrier.bsky.social

Is that the same billionaire who steals his own son's blood? Who despite spending all that money annually just looks like a slightly younger 50?

jun 18, 2025, 9:14 pm • 0 0 • view