do you struggle to pull every last scrap of tamper-proof foil off the neck of a pill bottle, or do you not similarly suffer from debilitating anxiety
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I’m a fucking wizard cat
aug 28, 2025, 11:10 pm • 0 0 • view
Umm ... I unscrew caps to remove *all* the foil, rather than just punching through the spout like some troglodyte. (You know who you are.)
aug 28, 2025, 11:09 pm • 2 0 • view
Nah, just poke in my thumb
aug 29, 2025, 2:58 am • 2 0 • view
No, friend, I shank it like I’m la femme Nikita.
aug 29, 2025, 1:18 am • 4 1 • view
Almost every container or bag these days is nearly impossible to open without scissors or a knife. Tear tabs don't work because the plastic is now too durable to peel easily.
aug 29, 2025, 4:49 pm • 0 0 • view
Ain’t nobody got time for that. I pinch a hole and open it just wide enough for the pill bottle and live like that like an adhd slob for the lifetime of the pill bottle
aug 28, 2025, 11:49 pm • 1 0 • view
I have a ritual pill bottle foil knife with me always. It also opens smoked salmon envelopes and the occasional safety-seal.
aug 28, 2025, 11:14 pm • 3 0 • view
I would like a smoked salmon envelope please. I will send mail to my enemies so they can smell like salmon
aug 28, 2025, 11:42 pm • 2 0 • view
The plastic is actually tough to tear, bit easy to puncture. I recommend innoculating it beforehand. Then on arrival, it's turgid and lethal. Theoretically of course.
aug 28, 2025, 11:44 pm • 2 0 • view
Have you any Limburger cheese envelopes as well?
aug 28, 2025, 11:48 pm • 2 0 • view
Not ye-et!
aug 28, 2025, 11:49 pm • 2 0 • view
Please put me on the wait list
aug 28, 2025, 11:50 pm • 2 0 • view
Oh God I'm so glad it's not just me
aug 28, 2025, 11:53 pm • 1 0 • view
@notalegalrecord.net Yes 🐑
aug 29, 2025, 11:52 am • 0 0 • view
I wouldn’t say I struggle to do it. But I do it quite thoroughly
aug 29, 2025, 2:12 am • 2 0 • view