concerningly high-effort sissy literature might not fix everything but it has the potential to be really really fujny

ITS THE 29TH

i've toyed around w an idea like this in the past tho

GOOD POINT I MEANT END OF SEPTEMBER I THOUGHT IT WAS SEPTEMBER ALREADY

I WISH IT WAS

WHY? SO YOU CAN COME OUT TO YOUR PARENTS ALREADY?

so it'll be a month until i see julia

okay, that's nice love that for you BUT COME OUT TO YOUR PARENTS ALREADY

at what point does coming out to them just become a formality

may’s parents: *tried to take may to a trans HRT specialist and accidentally she/her her and have inadvertently seen her tits like 5 times and have effectively said “we’re just waiting for you to come out” and—* may coming out to her parents: “i know this might come as a shock to you two, but…”

OKAY LOOK I DONT WANT TO ASSUME ANYTHING

BITCH

it basically already is

then do it!

3 years ago? 4?

wait hear me out what happens first @sarasoci.al fixes a sissy or @maysuser.name comes out to her parents

may coming out to her parents because i will literally never fix a sissy i would rather die before trying noah fence

if you want to swap i'll fix a sissy and you can come out to my parents

Wait she STILL hasn't????

STILL

Honestly it'd be funniest I think if it's just like "they find out and they just immediately ice him"

alternatively @badambulist.bsky.social what if you made this canon

sigh

thank fuck i'm not responsible for once

YOU BLEW UP THE THREAD BY SAYING YOU WERE GONNA JORK IT TO THEIR TEARS WDYFM “NOT RESPONSIBLE” YOU WENCH

IN THE OTHER SUBTHREAD! NOT THIS ONE!

SAME DIFFERENCE OMFGG

IT'S NOT

Look I'm the one that brought up dorley because I find the idea of "oh no he's... into it... in a bad way" a funny wrinkle to the premise

okay yeah it would actually be hilarious like a long and ultimately fruitless arc of trying to forcefem that ends in “…..i think we’re going to have to kill this motherfucker”

i don't know if anyone's written this fanfic yet actually

*flexing my typing fingers* my time has COME

have you even READ dorley yet you dumb wench 😭

okay shut up i’ll get around to finish it at some point 😭

you can make a man into an honest woman but a sissy will always be a sissy

Cannot overstate how sorry I am lol

I'm so sorry lol

I'd say I'm sorry but that'd be a lie

lmfao