The trial should be televised. Who will take his case pro bono?

He should be sentenced to “serving” one sandwich. Sentence served.

Allegedly. That sandwich was with me all night

Only a really pathetic loser would go after a guy for a sandwhich. Really, is that what you want to do? You look like a complete idiot.

What kind of sub? If it was tuna I get it.

Juries have nullified stranger things… ijs

If it's on white bread with mayo, he might get away with it. But if that bread has any color in it, he's fucked. ;)

Likely charged with subversion.

Shouting isn't assault, but hucking a sandwich at a cop is... time served and don't do it again.

“The only way to stop a vendor with a sandwich is a customer without a sandwich!”

I hope Trump pardons him like he did all those Jan 6th scumbags.

If he was tossing them a sandwich to catch, would that still be a felony? Police officer reflexes were terrible so it hit his chest instead of catching it

Insert goofy meme of you want me to do it again.

He should have been charged with littering. That looked like it would have been a tasty sandwich

"I did it. I threw the sandwich" coming to t-shirts near you.

Sounds a lot like Arlo Guthrie , Alice’s Restaurant. * “ officer obbey , I did put that piece of trash under that garbage “ *

but they could have gassed him and tackled him, like they have done with many not in a food fight

*FBI Agent on the Stand*: “he then threw a footlong and hit me in the chest.” *Defense Lawyer measures Sub* Defense Lawyer: “this Sub is only 10” long.”

It was from Subway. They measure them because they got sued.

Is the CBP guy asking for worker's comp benefits due to the sandwich assault?

There was a second thrower on the grassy knoll

I’ve heard they can indict for a ham sandwich.

So what is that, assault with intent to stain?

Food service workers have a great opportunity these days

Who supplied him with that dangerous sub?

But charging him with a felony is ugly.

It was a felony sandwich.

No wonder the world sees this country as a complete joke now . . . This is as unserious as it gets folks . . . 🤦‍♀️

Well, we certainly wouldn't want anyone attacking the police to go unpunished. Oh wait... www.cnn.com/2022/01/03/p...

Looks like he was also a DOJ employee. And now he isn't. bsky.app/profile/wash...

Isn't it a felony to go into a construction site when it's closed? At least in Florida, it's a joke

I don't think he did it. I'll gladly sit on that jury.

did they eat the evidence?

Hate that we know how bad they can act with the law. It’s disgusting. And coercing pleas, legalized trial penalties.

Misdemeanor makes more sense. But it was a stupid act, particularly in this environment. Impulse control would have been wise.

I was on a jury once that acquitted a guy who was overcharged because they couldn’t prove the case. But yeah this feels like it’s just telling people they might as well commit actual assault if they’re gonna do something.

Hopefully the sandwich shop gives him a contract to serve as a spokesperson. Sandwich X, so good, the only thing worth sacrificing one for is your country's freedom.

Mayo is impossible to get out of camo will be added to the trumped up charges.

Several executives from kraft foods will be called to testify in exchange for a tariff exemption.

The joke of the day will be "who cut the cheese?"

Is a sub a dangerous weapon? If it was a muffuletta maybe. 💁🏽‍♂️

Does anyone else feel like Will Ferrell could just be this guy?? And Eddie Murphy is the guy filming the video?

Assault with a lethal sandwich?😬

Assualt with a deli sandwich

Assault with a breadly weapon

Ok yours is much better. 🤣👍

Wish I had thought of it first. Someone in another thread used it.

so wait...they are really going through with all the effort just to charge the only charge that will stick...a disorderly?

It was AI.

Hey man he’s innocent until proven guilty in a court of law

Anyway someone share the gofundme I want to buy this guy a $5 footlong

Assault seems a heavy charge tho

"I cannot lie, it was I who threw the sub"

Okay but assault?

Do you know what a snowflake you have to be to charge a man with assault for throwing a Sandwich?

Felony? I assume? That sucks. But hopefully the People will embrace him and he will never have to buy a sandwich again.

It’s only a felony if there was condiment leakage.

I hope supporters turn out for his court hearings.

They are snowflakes.

I. need. to. know. what. KIND. of. sub. it. was.

Omg. You beat me to that that was my question exactly. Turkey 😑 meh but salami or pastrami that could sting.😂

“Shouting at an officer”? Has the First Amendment been repealed?

Lies. It was the Deep Sub-State.

If you yell, here's your order it's fine

Intent to commit bodily ham for sure.

If you throw something at someone that can’t actually harm them, is it really assault?

😆

He’s gonna serve more time than the guy that killed the officer on J6.

Do you know all the things you can do with video these days? For all I know, that sub was digital.

The guy went 12 inches too far!

It slipped out of his hand. Big misunderstanding. I saw the video and I'm willing to testify.

The real question is, what kind of sub?

He'll end up with harsher punishment than the J6ers who actually beat cops

And the terrorists who received cash payouts, the rapists who got brought back into the country to avoid charges, the cartel members who were brought in... jfc its been a lot.

I think all our rights are mostly dead now.

Hurled the hoagie?

So is throwinga sub at a guy in ballistic armor assault?

A sandwich is a weapon?

Baloney.

A hero sub.

Like they threw the tea in the harbor!

At least he didn’t spit😂

Shouldn't be a crime in the first place.

But we live in the world now where we can choose our facts. Just get a jury and the jury can just go out. No, it didn’t look like. I didn’t hear the statement. I think he’s lying. It’s a doppelgänger.

What isn't clear is what kind of impeding or obstruction was involved, as the cop was just kind of hanging out on the corner with 10 of his friends....oooops....fellow law enforcement.

Hero or gyro . Either way ✊

This is the only subpoena the feds will be responding to in the future.

So DoJ will now require all purchasers at Subway to fill out an application, have a 5 day waiting period and a background check Because they need to protect the federal forces If only they cared as much about school shootings

How long will it be before it is illegal to sell sub sandwiches in DC?

Assault with a deadly sub! Nuclear? No, mixed cold cuts.

He could probably retire if he started a gofundme.

No, Aaron, I believe that man was mistaken. It looked to me that he handed that officer a sandwich. Not guilty.

They would have reacted the same way if he threw a hanky

He is an idiot and earned the bust. Pick your fights better.

No he didn't, Aaron. I did it. I threw the sandwich. It was me.

We are all sandwiches.