The tone of this video is completely wild. It's filmed like a high school media class project. It looks like it too; the presentation and graphics are amateurish. And yet it's chilling, because she's a real government spokesperson dismissing reports of abuses in detention with finger quotes.
When you actually pay attention to the content, it's genuinely just "trust us, we have standards, and the people who are accusing us of abuse? They're all crooks. Dangerous crooks." This administration is just... wild to watch. Wild.
It’s bizarre. Psychopathic.
Meth.
This reminds me of the photos and text that hangs at Dachau in the prisoner quarters. There are warning signs saying this is the original nzi propaganda photos, scrubbed to look clean and orderly.
How good does this sound… solid, contentious.. like someone young, and driven by the cause… Like a Hitler youth. So where is her dead fog?
This is content for their mouth-breathing base. Not the "college educated elite" like us.
This is too weird. She’s weird. It’s worse than AI. Egads.
Where do they get this constant cavalcade of ghouls. They can't all be nepo hires. Maybe they can I dont know
She looks like a corpse so perfect representation for the ghoul regime
Not to mention the first story, which is basically "the FAKE NEWS says he's a SOCCER COACH but actually he's a CRIMINAL: once he moderately hurt someone, once he didn't want to be arrested, and he drove without a license (also he's not allowed to get a license)!!"
Third degree assault could have been sandwich-level resistance at the time of his arrest
I agree, all three things happened when ICE jumped him. And being the amoral jerks they are they left that part out.
That's a really good point
Trust us, the agency run by a woman on who stole campaign donations for herself, gave her daughter a real estate license, & spent hundreds of thousands of tax dollars on herself working on behalf of a 34 count felony convicted fraud president. TRUST ONLY US! bsky.app/profile/reic...
I feel sorry for her
More wild is that so much of the population swallows it hook line and sinker
Like all young people actively helping to destroy the government and country, she's got a real bright future ahead of her.
Lauren Bis is about as vicious as propagandist as they come. youtu.be/JcaHcjhpQgk?...
Link to her Facebook www.facebook.com/share/1BUJmT...
Her husband looks like a child. He's the executive director of the Ohio Republican Party
Wowww www.linkedin.com/in/laurenkri...
I’m confused as to why she and her bridal party have all their furniture out on the lawn. Are they getting ready for a tag sale? Could they not afford the complete antebellum plantation cosplay set with walls and a roof and some enslaved humans for authenticity?
Real cool zone stuff to see DHS pull in Heritage Foundation freaks for propaganda while they're still employed at Heritage and not even going through the motions of making them actual DHS employees.
And here's a poorly-written article she wrote in 2022 for Townhall praising Trump for "transforming the judiciary": townhall.com/columnists/l...
I think her FB page might be old.
Not just that. Look at her LinkedIn www.linkedin.com/in/laurenkri...
Wow, she's 28-29? She looks younger. Or perhaps I'm just getting older.
Intentionally chosen to look super young
I thought the same
Crack is a hellava drug.
It’s the hair. She looks like my 15 year old.
It’s the crack she smoking. This is literally what a crackhead looks like.
Honestly I thought she would have been mid-30s or 40s? She looks like Marie from Breaking Bad.
Brought to you by the alligators of Florida. I see the resemblance, don’t you?
Is she on coke?
Crack or meth most likely.
Did she film this right after throwing or shooting up?
Ikr? She looks sweaty.
Crack or meth.
Smoking crack. She’s a poster child for it.
Wild
Ya- except the people INSIDE IT do NOT meet the standards of who should be in there.
She forgot to roll up the arms on her human suit
Hitler youth
government by tiktokers, for tiktokers, of tiktokers
A government run by smirking hateful children. What could go wrong??
Very wild. And totally unconvincing.
The one that absolutely crawls into my bedroom and murders me in my sleep is the "so they're complaining our facilities are too clean??" over accusations that tours of AA were "sanitized." It's an entire federal government of people who are proud of how stupid they are.
Only idiots fall for this and that's their base. A whole country full of garbage.
I was naive and believed the police a lot more before everyone had cameras on their cell phones, consider me a tiny bit skeptical of an department that hides their faces and blocks outside investigation
Tell your Senator Tell your Congressperson This is not normal. This is not good. It’s bullshit. It’s not who we are. It's not who we want to be. It needs to stop. Do something! Or quit
Tell your Senator Tell your Congressperson This is not normal. This is not good. It’s not who we are. It's not who we want to be. It needs to stop. Do something! Or quit
This isn't super-unusual in public policy, but I love the Myth-Facts that are just: MYTH: The New York Times says in a 14,000 word article that we are bad. FACT: Actually, we're good. No details. Oh, okay, then. Well, thanks for clearing that up.
Also, that whole thing about “sanitized” is completely off. The accusation was that DHS went overboard in creating a more humane presentation for inspection. Not that they “suddenly cleaned things.” The debate tactic of a clueless (or manipulative) pedant.
seriously, when you react to the behavior of these people by finding it somehow normal or usual, you're already losing.
“They choose to believe a MURDERER” Yeah well you chose to work for a felon, sooooooo…why should I believe you and your boss more than the people whose stories have been corroborated by other detainees, lawyers, and family members?
Straight to Gitmo for her.
Straight to Gitmo for her.
Meth or crack?
That woman is smoking crack. Seen it 100 times.
Well, that's hardly surprising. What else do you think they should say? "We don't meet standards and are crooks?" The Nazis didn't say they were murderers either, but rather that they were the good guys. It's the same old game.
That’s the problem. The federal detention standards under this administration are abysmal.
This is Soviet-style propaganda, paid for by our tax dollars.
Terrifying !
Suppose she's right and the facilities actually are clean, sanitary, safe and up to standards. In that case, they should be showing them off instead of turning members of Congress away who have a statutory right to drop in and inspect them at will.
Ummm… the number of egregiously incorrect statements she makes… but also… That’s not what the representatives meant when they said “sanitized display.”
Seemed like more purposeful stupidity.
She hasn't updated her Linkedin. Here it is. She is 30 years old but dresses like she's 15. www.linkedin.com/in/laurenkri...
I know it’s dumb to point this out, but she has typos in her LinkedIn page. “Research Assitant” at the Heritage Institute
I’ve had to start using some AI program at my job and this is the sort of shit that it spews out.
Is she not aware that we all saw their own video inside the Florida camp, and it was bunks crammed into cages...and that was before it flooded (as stuff built in a swamp does) and overwhelmed with mosquitos?
Wait…weren’t these all the same people who told us we shouldn’t trust the government? I’m so confused,
Nerves, I'd guess? It's hard to keep your hands under control when public speaking, I speak from personal experience and years of practice in body control (thank you Mock Trial!). She looks like she's working out her tension in her hands while she keeps the face on for the video.
They should’ve filmed her from the chest up. This looks like shit. Amateur production.
This reminds me of Kaelynn Partlow talking about her hands often being in the same position not as a negative of her autism but as a practical adaptation. youtube.com/shorts/GAPZG...
Autism
Actually, she gives me the impression that she hasn’t taken a shower in a very long time.
Nerves or …
Yeah. There's a video of me doing that in a tech presentation. It was absolutely nerves. Took me a long time to halfway master it.
Why wouldn't they have just had someone with more media experience do this then?
I don't know why they didn't, other than gross incompetence. In my case it was because I had made something and no one else knew what it was (or really cared) at the time, so there weren't any other options. 😂
Her voice waivers at points in the beginning. She has to wind herself up to deliver this pablum with an energy. Hair, pallor and delivery of a writer. Probably of the same pablum.
Looks like somebody told her to keep her arms and hands in the frame?
Her face is not "on".
it's mockery. seriously, stop treating these people like they're normal. she's intentionally playing the mean highschool girl (which is exactly what she looks like) to ridicule the accusations.
It looks like her right eye is trying to escape her face.
Left eye, rather.
No. Right eye. Both eyes?
everythings trying to get out
That's a homeschooling face if ever I saw one. The bad teeth are because she wasn't taken to the dentist enough.
Came here to say this. We ALL knew this kid in college.
she's so fucking tired
She's FINE, OK????? FINE! YOU CAN STOP CALLING HER, MOM! 😂
she's legit that tracy bonham song
Some I knew never came out of it. I mean physically. Whatever particular species of empty eyed, genuine evil this is, Addy loves it. And the tools will use it as an excuse for revenge porn.
My mock teacher is not only rolling over in his grave, he is roaring with anger and I miss him so much right now. (Her dress blends with the background and is cut like a babydoll dress, and she wore no makeup or accessory to give the image depth or color. The effect is bland.)
Yeah, a lot of uncomfortable body language here from someone clearly not accustomed to doing scripted work on camera. Side note: every acting teacher will tell you the trick is "don't think about your hands" and like, that is not very helpful advice!
Years of doing stand up comedy later, and the truth is you just have to get up and do a lot of public speaking and eventually you don't think about your hands. I went to political meetings and spoke up to practice.
Yes, it's good advice in the abstract, it's just not v useful w/o tactics. Specific advice like "focus on intent & motive instead of your body" is more useful to me than "just do the thing." Practice makes permanent, not perfect, so knowing proper technique at the outset can save you a lot of time.
I started performing at 3 and really wish I could remember some other specific advice. I guess just imagining you're talking to a friend helps, if you can visualize it clearly enough.
"People in the sitcom don't think it's funny, it's their 'real' life" was very illuminating to me. For public speaking, the more you focus on what you're saying vs how you're saying it, the easier it is to let go of the rest. If we believe that you believe it, it's easier to believe you.
She looks like she’s currently enrolled in a high school media class…
Today’s lunch is tater tots and pizza. Go jaguars!
Also she is clearly a child and can’t control herself. This is DEMONIC. The world HATES us. When are we going to stop this? It’s going to take 12 million people in the street. TOGETHER IN ONE PLACE. The Nazis and public are incapable of visualizing. They need to see it in one place to grasp it.
they look abnormally long
Autism
What's the reception for this stuff? The presentation, I mean, not the loathsome content. Do people like it? I mean, we don't, but what do the rubes think? Loathe though I am to say it, is it possible it somehow works?
This ALWAYS works.
Why are all these fascists so greasy?
Yep. Their "fact-check" of the specific claims about treatment in Florida is, in the order they come: - The claims are false. - The man has conviction for drug trafficking, homicide and battery - He's a lying convicted murder. - The facility meets standards. - The claims are false. That's it!
No hair flipping? Ye gads
Typical NYT reporting would be on "creative" tactics that "test limits." That's how they usually refer (or defer) to the Trump administration. If the NYT can't think of a way to clean it up, it must be abuse.
She says, "They broke the law," without mentioning what law. Now I assume they cherry picked this case where he is actually guilty of very bad things, but the majority of those picked up and just undocumented and the majority of those are likely contributing to our country.
Either way, I agree the video was cringe inducing. Trying to soft-pedal massive violations of human rights, basic decency, and our constitution by pointing out that not all of their victims were innocent and then doing it in such a unprofessional way, is, well, pretty sad.
1 ) But but but Grandma and the Boy Scout leaders and the church camp pastors all told them it was spectacular! What could you be doing, UNAMERICA?! I stg they’re gonna try to call the teacher on the mean journalists who tell them to stop stuffing the nerds in lockers, for REAL, soon.
And where I have always lived, in the southern USA, where the Authoritay they call upon peaked in high school, too, the teacher backs them up and suspends the nerds for damaging lockers like that. He’s also the church camp pastor. And was the governor. Also his daughter is now governor.
Wven IF true, he is still entitled to humane treatment in detention. We HAVE to push back on the "well they're crimunals so its okay to treat them this way." The cireect response to thst is "no its not "
well this guy for one committed 3 misdemeanors, at least one of which was probably bullshit what's 3rd degree assault, like slapping a person?
yeah I was gonna say aside from the last one, those are all probably charges they made up after arrest by virtue of him not being perfectly calm during his arrest.
And you have to ponder whether the dude he “assaulted” was the one who tackled HIM, at this point. When you’re a cop, we let you do it, duh.
Additionally- the claims against Soccer Coach Pena are false. He has no criminal record. She has pulled up the wrong Pena when she did the criminal records search before making this stupid video.
That's appalling! And very in keeping with this administration.
An important rule of crackpot debating is if you KNOW you’re right (in a broad sense) then there’s no need to present your evidence, that’s a job for your opponent who is clearly wrong, although their evidence can be dismissed as obviously they’re wrong anyways.
Literally just youtu.be/GM-e46xdcUo
It's sad but true that if "The man has conviction for drug trafficking, homicide and battery" is correct, then somewhere between 1/3rd and 2/3rds of the US public feels no matter how bad the treatment, he's getting what he deserves. :-(
i beg you, understand who these people are. they want to destroy any sense of reality and paint everyone criticizing them as a lunatic. they will never offer serious arguments.
This is her previous work www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Cpz...
I am just surprised she is not with Veritas and dressing up as a hooker.
Shhhh... that's her 'pin money' job.
What a joke, lol. She specializes in lying propaganda.
Hmmm. They sure were willing to take the word of Ghislaine Maxwell, a convicted perjurer and sex trafficker.
If the claims are false, why do they have to resort to ad-hom?
Deny Attack Reverse Victim & Offender DARVO abuser playbook, yet again
Yes, it really is amazing that this’s become an acceptable defense to all allegations of wrongdoing, constitutional violations, human rights abuses: some version of, “dude, DUDE—it’s fine.” Applies for all acts of corruption and conflicts of interest, too
Myth: Congresspeople said that they received a sanitized view of the facilities Fact: So now we’re being accused of having clean facilities That’s not what they mean by sanitized
I regret to inform you that the DeSantis administration officially renamed the Dade-Collier Training and Transition Airport to "Alligator Alcatraz" when they seized it from Miami-Dade County.
Once they started calling it AA and selling mech, any/all credibility was lost.
Ok but discuss preparations at the DeSantis Has a Very Large Penis Space Center
[Inspects signage, shakes head] "If I told you people once, I told you a million times, it's HAS, not IS"
"We actually treat people very well in this facility we deliberately named to invoke the idea that we are feeding them to alligators."
Okay I maybe have the stupidest question - do facilities like this serve chicken bone-in?
I'd bet big money this is BS and a photo op, not what they are feeding detainees in that concentration camp.
No this kind of question helps immensely with figuring out their bullshit
I'm genuinely so curious - like they're fighting against having to provide toothbrushes but that bone weapon is okay ?
For many people facing deportation to dangerous locations, it might actually be better to commit a crime that they would actually have to keep you around to prosecute. Drag out the court case and boom, new President gives you a pardon. I also feel the detainment of asylum seekers is kidnapping.
For all the people responding that this is AI, it’s not, Lauren Bis is a real person. She worked at the Heritage Foundation for years, then with the Trump Media org, then got hired at DHS at some point this year. www.dhs.gov/medialibrary...
Well, it looks like she got her gingivitis cleared up from her official picture. So, good for her. Good credentials from Heritage Foundation, they are so P2025. Wonder if Stephen Miller has a brother? To set her up with.
LinkedIn: www.linkedin.com/in/laurenkri...
Looks like she did not even get a degree after years in college. LOL
There really is something "off" about her though... besides her twisted love for MAGA. Its not good if people can't tell whether or not you're human.
Yeah, she probably has a disordered personality, like so many of the people in the admin right now.
Heritage Foundation says it all. P2025
@skyview.social unroll
Website has photos of people, “archived”?
Thanks, I was wondering because it’s so weird and badly done. But every new spokesperson from this administration who appears on video is weird.
"meritocracy"
The format, the content, the delivery, the premise - all just so poorly done. Why are my tax dollars paying for this? Looking at YOU DOGE 👀
They really are weird.
Oh yes, repeating non sequitur helps prove "she's real." /Sarcasm
Why does she look like she’s 19 years old?
Her body is likely a real, vulnerable person. Her face is AI.
She is!
Botox
No, I’m pretty sure she’s actually 19
19 year olds named Lauren in this economy? That's a millennial name if I've ever seen one. She's probably 30+.
I hope her children if she has any disown her and change their name out of shame.
Lauren Bis can be a real person in a dock at the Hague then
Absofuckinglutely. Along with all the rest.
Too bad the U.S. has never acknowledged the Hague’s jurisdiction…
Just another change we'll need to make
Ewww! Bleeding Gums?
Block anyone dumb enough to think that
Here's some article when she was working for PILF spectator.org/new-video-ve...
She is of course married to Justin Bis, who has held various roles relating to the Trump admin
She looks Russian
She does have that "of Eastern European descent" appearance.
That “Lauren Bis” is a real person does not preclude this being either bad AI or bad humanity
So, a fascist with a long history of working for fascists.
And PILF! The anti-immigration people who try their damnedest to de-register voters, under the careful guidance of Hans Spakovsky!
Straight from perpetuating Big Lie voting misinformation to Deputy Assistant Secretary of Propaganda at DHS: m.youtube.com/watch?v=4Cpz...
bsky.app/profile/torr...
Garbage human her entire adult life
Lauren is a vile Nazi.
Looks more like necromancy than AI to me. Where do they dig up these fucking ghouls? Well, heritage, I guess
* shrugs. Well she looks like a melted doll with a robot arm. How could we know!
DCA is officially named for Ronald Reagan but I do not call it that
J6?
But it's a camera! It's not public!
so us prisons that house actual us citizens are substandard? gotcha 👍🏼
In fact, she seems pretty energized over the whole thing.
I am seriously convinced that the whole lot of them are constantly dabbling in all manner of military grade pharmaceutical cocktails, including primarily, but not limited to Modafinil.
I'm curious, what makes you think she's on modafinil?
Super minor compared to other observations in the comments, but she looks natural. Stands in contrast to other water carriers. Just struck me as odd. I’m used to women carrying this message being… enhanced. She is so young and not altered surgically. That actually alarms me. I
She graduated college in 2017 apparently!
They don't care. They only care that their message gets out there. You are helping them.
Why are the Dems not doing own version of this?
And they should use this to tell the truth.
Yes, important clarification. Thank you.
Well, my mind is at ease! The record is so straight! I am no longer worried about extraordinary rendition of my friends and neighbors. Why would an 18 year old MAGA schoolmarm ever lie to me about Latinos?
She looks really young. That means she has many years left to hate herself and feel terrible shame over her role in upholding fascism and covering up abuse.
She perfectly embodies the tee-hee-hee juvenile disdain conservatives have for the dignity of the real humans’ lives they’re so giddily destroying. Those lives are cheap to them, so no need expend effort and production value on pretending to care.
Videos like this are gonna look real awkward when admitted for evidence at The Hague while Diddling Don’s Nazis like this claim they were “only following orders” or “don’t recall being there”.
If possible, please post the name of the gal who is speaking in this video ....
This chick is creepy AF.
Okay so. Who are the victims? Why are there 0 victims of these crimes coming forward? Id love to listen to them but idk. I dont see any victims getting a voice....
She looks like she is in a cult, because she is in a MAGA cult.
Nice propaganda.
Twitching like she's in Jacob's Ladder. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpdF...
It’s impossible to tell the difference any more between @theonion.com spoof videos and official content from…the GOVERNMENT.
All these conservative lady spokesgals love to deliver absolutely chilling statements with a shit-eating grin and flirty sparkle. They come off like unhinged psychopaths.
They have to be one
They were the mean girls in school, and they grew up to be conservative Nazi slatterns because that's just who they are, deep down.
Tracy Flick, but without blood in her veins.
I still can't get over the obvious propagandized and dumbed down ways the regime delivers its messages now. via shitty memes and tiktoks of the world's most nervous woman for example. and disgusting videos of people being deported...
I thought everyone was able to carry a gun in trump's America
The literal read of "sanitized" is insane. And this administration is moving toward Turkmenbashi levels very quickly
Another person for the list of the hague
She gives me Handmaid Tale vibes.
wtf with her holding her hands & arms like she’s a broken AI mockup 👀 Has… has she never moved them before? Does she not know how arms & hands work? 🫨
Why are her sleeves like that? Most dresses have matching sleeves.
She probably had it hanging on a plain wire hanger and didn't bother to fix the hanger bumps. Goes perfectly with the unwashed hair.
Also, is the top of her right hand bruised?
I think it looks more like a birthmark than a bruise. I have few that are a similar color.
Hanger bumps, or it was kept hanging from the right shoulder on a nail.
I didn't even think of that, but that could fit. I have a hook that I hang my robe on, and it gets a bump like that in the back. Not that it really matters, I'm just curious what caused it. 😆
I think the dress is a little too small for her, and is catching, pulling, and riding up. Her left sleeve is pulled taut, where it is supposed to sit more like the right one. There's also a wrinkle developing around her ribcage. Bet the first thing she does off camera is yank the whole thing down.
It's definitely like 12th on the list of what was wrong with the video... But I could not stop wondering what she was doing with her hands
Like some weird Dorian Gray/SUBSTANCE thing going on btwn her and Noem.
I think she sounds like the old ss...on drugs
You're right. But she's wearing her best Christmas dress for the occasion!
ffs
She belongs is prison.
Shorter version of the propaganda tape: “the Dear Leader is great and we fuck kids.”
And when the truth finally does come out, will we be able to charge her as an accessory to the cover up?
Judging from her Facebook, she hasn’t changed much since her teens.
Did DOGE cut the budget for hair and makeup?
She looks homeschooled.
She looks inbred.
We knew these ghouls would be like this because they told us. My question is when municipal, state, and national elections come around, what does the voting population do about it? Do we send these freaks packing and prosecute? Or does it continue unabated? We have a poor record on this one.
Is there is nothing to hide, they should allow to Congress members surprise visits.
Propaganda is propaganda. There's no truth to anything this administration puts out.
Ho. Ly. Fuck.
Is this Big Balls’ girlfriend? If not, someone should set them up.
When “crimes” like these reach the level of those committed by POTUS and all the true felons he’s pardoned…
Just another audition tape for the Drumpf administration. She didn't make the initial cut. Lacking required Mar-A-Hago features.
Speed running North Korea
Proper meals ? I wanna be de tayned 2 !
Maggots are an important part of a healthy diet! /sarcasm
Can’t wait to see her stand trial with all the other Nazis.
Can't wait for her trial
Her wrists looks like she’s been shackled for some time. 😳
'a rap sheet that includes third degree assault, resisting arrest and driving without a license' this is a picture of literally every white person over the age of 55
T-Rex hands
EWWWW.
The It’s Always Sunny Invigaron infomercial has higher production values than this
Underrated comment lmaoo. Kitten Mittens video had more concise info than this asshat
the way she moves is eerily like a puppet on strings
Sick & sadistic regime
Psychopaths
She doesn’t seem to exist on LinkedIn unless her name is misspelled in the video…
maiden name bowman
T-Rex arms
🦖
This one has a touch of the Innsmouth Look as well
The 1950s called They said this is too lame even for them
High school would do way better This is so......
As a department with a billion dollar budget you’d think she’d get a little under eye concealer and a blow out yikes - could Kristi Noem not share her glam squad for one shoot!
I mean, at least in this field they have actual competence and then fail to apply it? My feeling is, this...girl is just to be thrown away. She's some sort of test balloon and low key content moderator or smth. It seems she has nothing to her than being a zealot and will be disposed off somehow.
She's a Christian Nationalist evangelical. It's a good bet her parents wouldn't even let her wear makeup until she was in her twenties.
"3rd-degree assault" is a misdemeanor that can be as simple as "threatening someone in a menacing manner." It's barely a crime
How old is she? 15? And she’s an assistant secretary? WTAF?
how many beta blockers does it take to lie so brazenly on camera?
Starship Troopers really didn’t prepare me for how bad the production values of fascism would be.
📌 Fascist timeline
It's a good sign that they feel compelled to produce this lame propaganda because they're not winning the public opinion war by default (as for instance Dubya got away with for a long time). The question is who the audience is. Maybe just disengaged red state voters who would like a soothing lie.
Arrest is something you do after identifying yourself as a law enforcement officer and reading Miranda rights, so no, he was not arrested. He was kidnapped, fuckers. Didn't watch the rest.
I know it’s hardly the most important thing here but what the fuck is she doing with her arms?
Heather Chandler vibe
Even those convicted of homicide can tell the truth about poor conditions in detention. The two things aren't mutually exclusive.
📌
Many charges that could have been "acquired" better yet created during the arrest. This explains why they are so aggressive, they want to create these charges to be placed on them. Disgusting!
How much of our tax dollars are going to the private companies that provide the concentration camps and the food? This is really all about supply to meet greed.
Not body shaming, this is a makeup CHOICE that was clearly made and she looks like an animated corpse. Yikes
She offers about two minutes of baseless conclusions, not facts. If DHS truly isn't violating constitutional rights and international laws, then it should release its investigation files and be transparent to the public.
I'm waiting for "And they EVEN get to play in an orchestra!" JFC
She's probably already being groomed by conservatives. This everyone, is an example of Hitler youth. It's only a matter of time before she gets transformed into a monstrous ghoul like LL, KN, and the like. Face fillers here we come!
😬
Maybe they will wash her hair while they’re at it.
my hair is currently long and dirty, that was my first thought too 😂
Mine is too but I’m not about go to public with it. 😆😆
I am glad someone said it.
Same. Like omg. I know we aren’t supposed to comment but I was a teen in the 80s and it’s so hard not using Nazi’s appearances against them. I cannot help that it’s entrenched in my brain that when you make a video, you should practice basic HYGIENE.
Typically I won't hold how someone looks against them. But if they're racist, Nazi, maga, etc I'm very willing to attack their looks and personality.
Fully agree. Besides looking extremely young it was the thing that I noticed that also felt odd about this bit of propaganda.
Kind of anaemic janky micro dosing exam swat junky vibe.
That is hilariously accurate!
As a former instructor at the Defense Information School where I wrote and taught the class to certify military and other govt agency/dept Public Affairs Officers, I would have failed the student who did this for policy violations (inaccuracy) as well as low prod quality unworthy of public service.
First one I would have failed was Sean Spicer for lying about crowd size. He was a fellow PAO and an embarrassment to our professional community. vance (lower case deliberate) went through DINFOS, too, though not as a PAO. He apparently forgot everything taught to him there and during Boot Camp.
omg! these are the folks running our gov! I actually thought it was a damn HS Media Project! 🤣🤣
look at her fuckin eyes while she talks. i feel like i need a hot shower and an exorcism
This person has the devil in her.
My first reaction to seeing this is that no way this could be real... This is some dystopian shit.
I get so angry thinking about all the asshole Hispanics who kept thinking “won’t happen to me” to justify their vote. My dad kept saying those voters think being a trump supporter makes them feel white and accepted but we’re all just browns to the racist.
This reminds me of Elle Woods law school admission video, where the movie intentionally portrays her as a completely unserious candidate.
Fundie wife vibes are strong
Don't know her, but she looks like a fresh Liberty U. grad.
“Stop trying to make anti-ICE happen. It’s not going to happen.”
I'm sorry, Lauren BITCH?
#arrestICE #arrestTrump #fightFacism
The intentional misunderstanding of "sanitized" in this context is somehow surprising. It's not like they were trying very hard to fact check in the first place, so I guess the purpose is just to further discredit critics?
Why North Korean shaped if not a dictatorship
BULLSHIT!!!
Why does she look like they beat her up before putting her on camera?
Evangelical upbringing.
She’s severely mentally ill
Hate ain't a disability.
That's evangelicalism for you.
Is this real? Seems like a spoof 🤣
Wash your hair, lady.
She probably hasn't washed in a week. She looks disheveled
3rd degree assault (misdemeanor), resisting arrest (who cares), and driving without a license (who cares). Thank god they got this danger soccer coach off the street. I couldn't watch any more.
So slimy. I feel like I need a shower just from watching a few seconds of it with the sound off.
Is she real? Because it looks like bad ai
Why does the front of her left hand look like that? What is that?
Looks like a bandaid.
She looks like a nazi and also rather frightening.
Someone should congratulate her: she's infamous now. We won't let her forget her part in these crimes.
Is that a horn protruding out of her right shoulder?
Unwashed hair. Kangaroo/T-Rex arms. Cheap dress with weird sleeve issues. 90s backdrop. Weird left hand bruise. You think that's weird? Turn the sound up. Is that Yello's "Oh Yeah" behind the whole video?
She can’t even do finger quotes right. If you’re gonna use them, put some emphasis into them you fucking robot
That was cool. Now they should do a video about the crimes of republican congressmen, their staff, GOP state officials, and clergy.... and the current sitting president of the United States...
Uncannily similar to these Australian spoof “Honest Government Ads” by The Juice Media… youtu.be/kecnSHmznic
What’s with her arms?
I dare them to post a picture of Aligator Alcatraz with detainees inside. They only show it empty.
Holy shit how is that garbage sack talking?
I scrolled before posting this gif, because I was sure it would be here. 👍
No one will work for them, except the least qualified
I really want to ask her WHEN will she wash her hair. Looks greasy.
Leni Riefenstahl is steaming mad in hell watching these wannabes fuck up what the 3rd Reich started. Our only hope as a country is their incompetence in everything but money. Idiocracy or Oligarchy - I can’t decide
We are really living in a reality show tv series. Is this going to appear on Kristi Noems docuseries?
If everything is so darn wonderful why are they hiding from congressional oversight.
Is lack of charisma a requirement for being in this administration?
This woman needs to examine her life choices
@down.blue
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Well it’s all OK with me now, I feel so much better after watching that. The snarky tone put me at ease and I now love the masked overweight ICE hero’s beating up people in the street and dragging them to a 5 star camp
Yeah she can fuck right off the bat
Down the road, far down from now, there will be the time that his lady will have family and kids and grandkids and she will live with this great inhumane giddiness and the role she played and that will stain her entire family. Please live with the consequences, thank you.
Yes, and it's going to break through to millions. When do we start countering this shit?
WTF is wrong with deputy fascist’s hands? It’s like every MAGA bootlicker has some physical quirk that manifests from their lack of morals.
I just worry there won't be enough ice cream to give away to all these magat terrorists
Uuuhhh they want to appeal to the younger generations. The music reminded me to "Ferry Bueller's day off". In trump's America if you break the law, you get arrested"...unless you are a pedophile, take bribes or accused rapist.
Funny how the photo/films she shows are so different from previous that were shown with Noem, et al. in them... I'd have to assume she is trying to make fools out of everyone she could convince that the facility is a cush place. Sorry, honey, but I wouldn't believe you if you paid me a bundle! Lies😠
Humans are neither illegal nor aliens. Let’s begin there.
One wouldn’t think she could have been elected senior class president, how is she here?
Maybe she's here *because* she couldn't get elected senior class president. Because of wokeness or reverse-racism or something. 🙄
why did no one coach her on what to do with her hands?!?!
They know their target audience, and their key demo is people who are really, really, dumb.
Third degree assault is what a grandma gets charged with when an ICE agent hits his head on the asphalt while attempting a wrestling move on her.
i don’t have volume on, this looks like a proof of life video
The word ALIEN, dehumanizing people. Classic move. It breaks my heart for the immigrants.
I love how she thinks a "sanitized diplay" means they were complaining that bleach had been used......
I hope she gets a permanent yeast infection with intermittent random stabbing nerve pain in her back for the rest of her life.
Interesting that they misunderstood what sanitised meant......
Here's an idea for Lauren: Why not let the media in to see conditions at the concentration camps for themselves? If they're as wonderful as you say, then you won't have a public relations problem, right?
Propaganda
Fuck that Cunt! "Like Really Fuck Her"
That person seems unwell…
Just because someone was ARRESTED doesn't make them GUILTY. INNOCENT until PROVEN GUILTY by a COURT of LAW. STILL. Is that enough CAPITAL letters for this deputy assistant secretary of Media Relations for hhs...oh right, that means she's some assistant to Kristi the Puppy-Killer. Well, that tracks.
Come on. How is this real life?
Oh, God! I'm not sure which is worse--her hand gestures, facial expressions, or her overall presentation? And, she promised to be back next week! We are truly blessed!
I somehow find it quite funny when MAGA keeps claiming this: “Under president Trump and secretary Noem, if you break the law you will face the consequences”. I think what they forget to do, is to emphasize on the "YOU" in this parroted statement. Because it's not for them breaking the law.
" a rap sheets that include resisting arrest"..... wow. That's the highly criminal allien you don't want in the US. Good thing they are kicking him out.... 🤦♂️
To The Hague. The whole lot of them.
creepy shit
Can’t believe our tax dollars pay for that shit
The trump administration repels competence like oil repels water, including in A/V and media production
Everyone, the girl in this video is an example of what we call Hitler youth. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitler_...
Or the American Nazi Party. Never forget that we had “American heroes” like Charles Lindbergh supporting Nazi Germany. If not for the attack on Pearl Harbor, the isolationists would have gotten away with the whole America First 🐂 💩.
Yep, the German-American Bund: www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9Hm...
I’ve never thought of it that way but you’re right. Japan saved our country by pulling us into the war, or at least prevented the worst possible outcome.
I am NOT saying anything about the idea that FDR “let” Japan bomb Pearl Harbor bc, you know, that’s stupid & he imprisoned Japanese-Americans; so if he wanted to let them bomb Pearl Harbor, why are you imprisoning Japanese-Americans? Those are diametrically opposed to each other.
Certainly not. I’ve never heard that proposed but I see why people might think that. Essentially like FDR needed to manufacture consent. Like you said though it wouldn’t make sense based on everything else FDR did.
Oh that was a widely held conspiracy theory. I’ve heard it a lot in the last couple decades. But it falls apart instantly under any critical inspection 🧐
This video (which I initially thought was a satire) is consistent with the Praegar U historical rewrite videos being pushed on Education Dpts. across the country. tRump's base needs it to be juvenile in both talking points and language. Quick bites only; no sustained reading ability required
How is she old enough to have a position that seems like an important one? Unless she's conflating assistant secretary with assistant to the secretary. And still they are trying to say a place they named "Alligator Alcatraz" is practically club fed.
What a liar, there is no such thing as a brave ice law enforcement agent. You can describe these cowardly ice traitors with many adjectives, but brave isn't one of them.
Of course the whole clip is a lie and she looks unclean, but that whopper really jumped out, bravery, 😂 lol
Hi I’m Lauren Bis As you can visibly see, I have no soul
The Online Right in power.
You're not in High bitch.
Amateur
Is she AI? Look at her hands. Also if she is a real person her makeup artist hates her
The single thing I appreciate here is her lack of make up. Makes for a change from the weird, frozen botox masks of most of the big stage Women of MAGA. Of course, she’s still an amoral shill for a criminal mob.
... do... do they know what sanitized display means?
100% MAGA hate, 0% MAGA charisma. It’s giving JD Vance.
It reminds me of the scene in Severance where a grown man has a twelve year old manager.
I was literally here to say this
Except that actually a serious person.
If he has been arrested for breaking the law based on his rap sheet, his status as an illegal alien is irrelevant right? This kind of implies home grown criminals are being ignored
If chironomia is the rhetorical art of blending gestures with arguments, this marionettish woman might be using anti-chironomia. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chirono...
TLDR; body/hair is real, face/mouth/talking isn't. Zoom in on her face using one device, and a phone to take a video of her face. Press edit to look at individual seconds and you will see white flashing around her mouth/nose region unrelated to lighting. Lots of "2D" expressions become obvious too.
Those are mpeg artifacts, Sherlock. This is a real video of a real person who just happens to look like a dug-up corpse because her evangelical upbringing made her that way.
Are you trying to imply that nobody is capable of what I describe or that they can't access it for this specific production? Why don't we ask an oral surgeon if this is humanly possible for the mouth muscle (it's not)? The "creepy" reduces analytical thinking via fear.
Fuck this bitch. I couldn't listen to the entire video.
This woman is dead inside. I almost think she’s AI. One day she will regret having been part of these modern day concentration camps, probably when they kick her to the curb because she’s not pretty enough or something.
This is a woman who was raised to be an Evangelical Christian nationalist. She is so brainwashed that she will never snap out of it. She will never regret it. She will just resent everyone else for ruining her dream, completely unable to reach the self-realization that she did it to herself.
Deeply disturbing!
She is a LIAR and I hope everyone who knows her shuns her going forward.
The only people she knows are fellow Evangelical Christian nationalists. They are all friends because they are all focused on killing or subjugating the rest of us.
Most egregious part of this whole video<\fingerquoutes> is calling those ICE boys “brave” and “law enforcement.”
The next dem administration (if there ever is one) needs to abolish and prosecute the dhs as a bare minimum.
Her parents must be proud of their little mouthpiece for corruption.
This is gaslighting at a very dangerous level.
She does look like she is in high school.
Didn't know Glamour Shots did videos....
Unbelievable
And I absolutely feel, think and know she's a lier.
She holds her hands like a T-Rex with torticollis and talks like a 12 yr old valley girl. Torticollis Rex of the San Fernando Valley.
🤣
Yyaaaaaaaaaaaasss! Totally
Hey wait a Minute there! I’m here to defend us Valley Girls. For sure! This is NO Valley Girl. I think she is “flapping,” it’s an Autism trait. Now toke me up a stogie, okay?
creepy freako still has her wedding registry up: registry.theknot.com/lauren-bowma...
This cult is too real! 💯
She looks like she’s about 16 years old. Sigh.
What is this slop? And what did they do to her arms? Creepy and weird.
Creepy af.
Conservative Evangelicals don't know how to behave like normal human beings. It may look like AI, but it's actually LI - Low Intelligence - and a lot of self-segregation because they're terrified to interact with anyone who isn't part of their race & creed.
He was "driving without a license" because the cops stole it from him. He "assaulted an officer" because they bruised their knuckles when they were beating the shit out of him. He was "Resisting arrest" because he didn't immediately lick their boots. Fuck these fascists, I hope they get theirs.
