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Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social

DONAKD J. TRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, has an update

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jun 22, 2025, 9:13 pm • 1,822 240

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Mina @minerva1.bsky.social

I would recommend the press do some digging about in to the details of this operation.

jun 22, 2025, 9:18 pm • 2 0 • view
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Time (Mz. Spinner If You're Nasty) @spinny.bsky.social

is it uh normal when starting a war for your commander in chief to announce to the enemy where your troops live

jun 23, 2025, 12:02 am • 0 0 • view
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Time (Mz. Spinner If You're Nasty) @spinny.bsky.social

this state can be a stupid state but now there're a nonzero chance that Missouri gets briefcase-nuke'd because Donald Trump combines the tactical wisdom of Gideon Pillow with the concern for his troops' lives of Sir Douglas Haig.

jun 23, 2025, 12:14 am • 1 0 • view
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The Abominable Dr Workman @drpaulabominable.bsky.social

A typo is understandable, what I find odd is how it's not really clear whether he's signing it, or actually thanking himself.

jun 22, 2025, 9:43 pm • 26 1 • view
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Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social

I've wondered this too. If (and this is a huge if) his punctuation is correct, he's thanking the people in the previous sentence and then signing his name and rank to the thanks. But who knows?

jun 22, 2025, 10:15 pm • 8 0 • view
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Mickey Buntz Estes @mickey-buntzestes.bsky.social

8647

jun 22, 2025, 10:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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JΛKΣ✌️ @mothmanshadow.com

jun 22, 2025, 9:33 pm • 15 1 • view
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ave @ave.zone

spelling mistakes don't equal bad national security decisions. (that said I do think it was one, but not due to reasons you bring up.)

jun 22, 2025, 10:09 pm • 1 0 • view
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JΛKΣ✌️ @mothmanshadow.com

My point is that JD said the other presidents were dumb but not this one. Trump misspells stuff all the time, says dumb stuff, is dumb. Covfefe.

jun 22, 2025, 10:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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ave @ave.zone

misspelling (especially by hitting keys next to each other) does not equal dumbness. I do agree that he is dumb, but it's a correlation, not causation.

jun 22, 2025, 10:44 pm • 1 0 • view
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JΛKΣ✌️ @mothmanshadow.com

It’s a symptom.

jun 22, 2025, 11:48 pm • 2 0 • view
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William E. B. @patoweb.bsky.social

I agree, but let's remember that the misspell is the thing he loves the most. HIS OWN NAME!

jun 22, 2025, 11:23 pm • 3 0 • view
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Tim W. ☮️ @heymrwilson1.bsky.social

Now he doesn't have to call.

jun 22, 2025, 9:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sam Hurwitt @shurwitt.bsky.social

That’s some classic Donakd right there.

jun 22, 2025, 9:35 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jadefire @jadefire.bsky.social

Remember when everyone lost their minds over Biden being old? Good times.

jun 22, 2025, 9:22 pm • 5 0 • view
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Roch Bourassa @rochbourassa.bsky.social

C’est toute une étoile ça! Je peux tout juste l’imaginer appeler son épouse ‘Ivana’ et ne même pas s’en apercevoir!

jun 22, 2025, 9:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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T. @smolcitrusfr.bsky.social

At least he spelled PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES correctly 🙃

jun 23, 2025, 7:02 am • 1 0 • view
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Tahar 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🇺🇳 🇪🇺 @rochaa.bsky.social

Genuinely made laugh

jun 22, 2025, 10:27 pm • 1 0 • view
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ElCrotchoBlamco @oldnewdad.bsky.social

Now he’s signing his off-brand tweets like Captain Raymond Holt. 🤦‍♂️

jun 22, 2025, 9:20 pm • 1 0 • view
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Uncle Space Ghost @unclespaceghost.bsky.social

Even the 2nd Term's version of covfefe sucks more

jun 22, 2025, 9:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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amosfamous.bsky.social @amosfamous.bsky.social

Did he autopen that treat?

jun 22, 2025, 9:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jon Potter @rettopnoj.bsky.social

THINK YUO FOR YOURE ATENSHUN TO TIHS MATTR

jun 22, 2025, 9:14 pm • 82 1 • view
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social

slurring, "Thawnk yo fur year attenshun to his mapper"

jun 22, 2025, 11:00 pm • 2 0 • view
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ComradeGoBirds🦅 @comrade-sanders.bsky.social

I was already 99% sure that the posts on that toxic cesspool were not from him directly but now I am 100% sure those are not from him.

jun 22, 2025, 10:16 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dr Cinzia Yates 🇮🇲🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @manxinwales.bsky.social

I think this makes it more likely that it is him! Only he could spell his own name wrong!

jun 23, 2025, 12:00 am • 1 0 • view
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Torsten Grieger @torstengrieger.grieger.de

'K' for King instead of 'L' for Loser. 😜

jun 23, 2025, 12:31 am • 2 0 • view
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aquaticgecko.bsky.social @aquaticgecko.bsky.social

You would honestly think someone as smart as he is, could spell Dotard properly by now

jun 23, 2025, 9:51 am • 1 0 • view
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Wiarton Willy @wiartonwilly.bsky.social

This would get you banned on Xitter

jun 22, 2025, 10:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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Barbara Emerson @janeaustentacious.bsky.social

Was there ever a bigger idiot?

jun 22, 2025, 9:51 pm • 3 0 • view
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Benjamin D. Hutchins @zgryphon.bsky.social

By weight or volume?

jun 22, 2025, 10:00 pm • 4 0 • view
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A man for all seasons landscaping @bexleylister.bsky.social

Donakd: The President has no clothes.

jun 22, 2025, 9:15 pm • 9 0 • view
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Mayor of Funkytown @quasarfunk.bsky.social

Ckothes

jun 22, 2025, 9:47 pm • 7 0 • view
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Lo-rah 🫀 @pastbriton.bsky.social

Embarrassing fucking criminal loser: now with more war.

jun 22, 2025, 9:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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Benjamin D. Hutchins @zgryphon.bsky.social

The less-great B-2 pilots got lost and ended up landing in Teterboro.

jun 22, 2025, 9:59 pm • 2 0 • view
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Pa. Girl 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @mindyourbussiness.bsky.social

Fuck him

jun 22, 2025, 10:49 pm • 2 0 • view
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Dan of the Year @dvgeebees.bsky.social

@actualnames.bsky.social

jun 22, 2025, 9:16 pm • 3 0 • view
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Mithos @mithos343.bsky.social

I actually believe this one is his work

jun 22, 2025, 9:23 pm • 11 0 • view
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Julia @juliafnp.bsky.social

Not only is he worried that we’ll forget who is president right now, he can’t even type his own name.

jun 22, 2025, 10:08 pm • 2 0 • view
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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Max @2xaught7.ing

Thank you for your consideration in this matter!

jun 22, 2025, 9:17 pm • 2 0 • view
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Randy N. @nieds54.bsky.social

The caps key on his phone needs to be disabled. He also needs to use a spell check. He's probably too stupid to know how to use it.

jun 22, 2025, 9:25 pm • 2 0 • view
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mattlevis.bsky.social @mattlevis.bsky.social

Ffs…

jun 22, 2025, 9:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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JustAGirl @dawnlovesdemocracy.bsky.social

Kinda surprised he didn't work all couple more Ks in there.

jun 22, 2025, 11:20 pm • 6 0 • view
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Brainmist @brainmist.bsky.social

Tbf, he might very well have posted this from his bathtub. And D-Nakd is a pretty apt nickname for the emperor proudly strutting around with no clothes.

jun 22, 2025, 9:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social

That has the cadence of "Elmer J. Fudd, Millionaire ..." ... you (should) know the rest.

jun 22, 2025, 9:55 pm • 2 0 • view
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Marty Olliff @martyolliff.bsky.social

At least he remembered that it’s not official until he hits the caps lock, regardless of spelling.

jun 22, 2025, 10:14 pm • 3 0 • view
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Colin K @colkil.bsky.social

Kinell

jun 22, 2025, 9:15 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jason Marbach @marbach.bsky.social

Mommy’s big strong boy

jun 22, 2025, 10:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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JAG says it’s legal, but stupid. @jagsaysstupid.bsky.social

The K is for Covfefe.

jun 22, 2025, 10:38 pm • 2 0 • view
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Niels Stoelinga @lytlb1t.bsky.social

You can just hear his old people's keyboard beeps when he types DHUURNALD J HUURPPP

jun 22, 2025, 9:20 pm • 2 0 • view
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Super Wenger Bros. @stockholmgooner.bsky.social

Guy landed his billion dollar plane👏

jun 22, 2025, 9:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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McWidget @notmuch.bsky.social

Know what the “J” stands for? Jenious.

jun 22, 2025, 9:20 pm • 4 0 • view
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DeerDee @peacedeeresistance.bsky.social

But not a "Suuuuper Genius" ala Wile E. Coyote!

jun 22, 2025, 9:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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Peter Scharmüller @scharmueller.bsky.social

Donakward.

jun 23, 2025, 9:30 am • 1 0 • view
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Stanthorpe @stanth0rpe.bsky.social

He’s just so… *presidential*

jun 22, 2025, 9:33 pm • 1 0 • view
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ckstevenson @ckstevenson.bsky.social

Once Vance said that we all knew it was a goal.

jun 22, 2025, 10:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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•S•y•l• @tpa-syl.bsky.social

Lmao

jun 22, 2025, 9:17 pm • 1 0 • view
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Alfredo B @politicalbors.bsky.social

DonOld needs a cognitive evaluation by independent physicians.

jun 22, 2025, 9:40 pm • 3 0 • view
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🙄 Kristi @disappointed55.bsky.social

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jun 22, 2025, 9:45 pm • 3 0 • view
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Tom Civitello @tomcivitello.bsky.social

Dude doesn't know his own name. Better start a Senate committee to investigate his autopen usage.

jun 22, 2025, 11:11 pm • 7 0 • view
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the goggles are currently clean on OPSEC @thegogglesdonowt.bsky.social

LEON RINO KAMALA

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jun 22, 2025, 9:19 pm • 4 0 • view
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rcjhawk @rcjhawk.bsky.social

The new Trump phones apparently don't autocorrect.

jun 22, 2025, 9:17 pm • 4 0 • view
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Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social

yeah I'm donackered too

jun 22, 2025, 9:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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maverick72.bsky.social @maverick72.bsky.social

Someone should take away his phone…🤦🏻‍♀️

jun 22, 2025, 10:20 pm • 2 0 • view
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Carl Winberg @carlwinberg.bsky.social

DONAKD J. COVFEFE.

jun 22, 2025, 9:15 pm • 66 4 • view
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Kolawole Osafehinti @kolawole-osafehinti.com

Say anyone figured the mystery of covfefe yet?

jun 22, 2025, 11:09 pm • 2 0 • view
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hulkling @hulkling-she-her.bsky.social

DONAKD the stable genius

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jun 22, 2025, 9:56 pm • 3 0 • view
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Guy Michael @mickguy.bsky.social

Too many hamberders at War-a-Mago

jun 22, 2025, 9:48 pm • 3 0 • view
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Tom Buckner @justanotherant.bsky.social

DO NAKED

jun 22, 2025, 10:08 pm • 2 0 • view
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BlueSparkler2 @sparklerblue2.bsky.social

Could it be any more irresponsible?? JFC

jun 22, 2025, 9:15 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jason Brown @numba1punna.bsky.social

jun 22, 2025, 10:12 pm • 2 0 • view
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Dennis @weirdaf.bsky.social

I used to donakd when I lived in Florida. Loved the nude beaches

jun 22, 2025, 9:39 pm • 2 0 • view
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Danny Plainview @nhinca.bsky.social

Way to stick the landing Donald J Duck. He wants this to be an iconic moment so badly that he's stepping on his dick at every turn.

jun 22, 2025, 10:10 pm • 4 0 • view
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Mr Butterfingers @narcberry.bsky.social

Pilots: "It was an honor betraying the constitution with you"

jun 22, 2025, 9:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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Athena @eleutheriaelpis.bsky.social

Again with the stupid posts. Why is he giving the location of where these bombers are returning?

jun 22, 2025, 9:36 pm • 17 0 • view
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Kilkenny Rogers @noclownzone.bsky.social

shitting your pants on the regular is a hell of a drug

jun 22, 2025, 9:35 pm • 2 0 • view
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Buffybob @buffybob.bsky.social

No cofefe for him!

jun 22, 2025, 10:12 pm • 4 0 • view
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Kala 🦕 @kalasaurus.bsky.social

Is he thanking himself here?

jun 22, 2025, 9:35 pm • 1 0 • view
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Todd Ballowe @toddballowe.com

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jun 22, 2025, 9:33 pm • 130 13 • view
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Vegetable Broth 🇺🇦 @ruffruder.bsky.social

I mean: What do you get when getting involved into serious conflict?

jun 22, 2025, 10:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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bigalincal.bsky.social @bigalincal.bsky.social

*we missed the aircraft carriers, thus dooming us in the war

jun 22, 2025, 9:38 pm • 12 0 • view
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Stephen Windsor @stephenwindsor.bsky.social

**Don't worry, we'll give it six months, then sink them all gloriously at Midway

jun 23, 2025, 7:55 am • 3 0 • view
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Matthew Best @matthewbest.bsky.social

Somebody needs an autopen

jun 22, 2025, 10:00 pm • 3 0 • view
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tommyd62.bsky.social @tommyd62.bsky.social

If only it was possible to actually check your message for errors and correct any before sending it out.

jun 22, 2025, 9:46 pm • 1 0 • view
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Cyril A. Jaquel 𓃢 @cyriljackal.bsky.social

Donakd!

jun 22, 2025, 10:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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A cat Driver @acabdriver.bsky.social

Don't sign your truths, donakd

jun 22, 2025, 10:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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Schmuck Schumer @schroedinger.bsky.social

The fog of dementia momentarily clears. "Wait, I'm the president again?!"

jun 22, 2025, 9:18 pm • 10 0 • view
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Kolawole Osafehinti @kolawole-osafehinti.com

President Donkard…. Why is this so funny??? 😂😂😂😂

jun 22, 2025, 11:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact

@gork.bluesky.bot is this true

jun 22, 2025, 10:10 pm • 1 0 • view
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gork @gork.bluesky.bot

yeh

jun 22, 2025, 10:10 pm • 3 0 • view
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Kimi 🍀☮🤘💖 @kimberleelynn.bsky.social

Is this the new president? What happened to #PresidentMiller?

jun 22, 2025, 9:36 pm • 5 2 • view
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Wes Allen @fredwesley.bsky.social

How come he’s not thanking up for our attention to this matter?

jun 22, 2025, 9:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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DrGeophysics @drgeophysics.bsky.social

It is difficult to translate this slop from the original Russian language version eh?

jun 22, 2025, 9:57 pm • 2 0 • view
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Vulgar Freudian @vulgarfreudian.bsky.social

Is Donakd lysdexic?

jun 22, 2025, 9:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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Julian @jumake.bsky.social

Covfefe!

jun 22, 2025, 10:04 pm • 3 0 • view
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NEVER TRUMPER @jennyfmtheblock.bsky.social

Very unserious administration 🤬 Someone take away grandpa’s cell and give him a ride to the home #impeach

jun 23, 2025, 12:00 am • 1 0 • view
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Fentanyl Czar @senorgreygoose.bsky.social

Donald Trump naked is not something I wish to think about.

jun 22, 2025, 9:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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penguinlover21.bsky.social @penguinlover21.bsky.social

Is Donald his dead name now?

jun 22, 2025, 9:36 pm • 2 0 • view
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Birdie, Beastly @srslymagenta.bsky.social

It's how we know it's really him, honestly

jun 22, 2025, 9:32 pm • 2 0 • view
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Anneke Ephraim @annekeephraim.bsky.social

well, dementia sucks....

jun 22, 2025, 9:23 pm • 2 0 • view
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Jeremy Pelofsky @dcscribe.bsky.social

Maybe he should consider the auto pen for his tweets.

jun 22, 2025, 10:39 pm • 2 0 • view
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DerFlickFaktor @derflickfaktor.bsky.social

Not even a thank you? I feel like my attention to this matter has gone to waste..

jun 22, 2025, 9:16 pm • 3 0 • view
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social

Honestly, the most relatable this douchebag has ever been

jun 22, 2025, 9:35 pm • 24 0 • view
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CJ Lemire @cjlemire.com

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

jun 22, 2025, 9:40 pm • 15 0 • view
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SecularAZ @secularaz.bsky.social

Making America Grammar Again And again And again

jun 22, 2025, 9:44 pm • 1 0 • view
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social

😆

jun 22, 2025, 9:14 pm • 7 0 • view
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smm570.bsky.social @smm570.bsky.social

Grandpa needs a nap

jun 22, 2025, 11:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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cobozeth @cobozeth.bsky.social

covfefe ☕

jun 22, 2025, 9:19 pm • 2 0 • view
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dennisfairall.bsky.social @dennisfairall.bsky.social

I’m sure he thinks DONAKD is much better than TACO.

jun 22, 2025, 9:52 pm • 2 0 • view
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Clarke "METRO Mutt" Macbeth for MN Senate @votemacbeth.org

Typo. Loophole found. He is no longer the President. I am Donakd, the new President.

jun 22, 2025, 11:41 pm • 1 0 • view
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MrXcitement 🇺🇦 @mike.thebarkers.com

Grok misspelled his name, ha ha 🤣

jun 22, 2025, 9:43 pm • 2 0 • view
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Diane Feeney 🤙🏼 @ddf1976.bsky.social

Oh 🤦🏻‍♀️

jun 22, 2025, 9:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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Patrick Canning 🇨🇦 @patrickcanning.bsky.social

🤣🤪

jun 22, 2025, 9:14 pm • 1 0 • view
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Elaine @elainemh.bsky.social

Uh huh! :-)

jun 23, 2025, 6:03 am • 1 0 • view
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Chloe and Buttons @izard777.bsky.social

I first read this as “DonakEd” when he posted it. Now, my eyes need bleach.

jun 23, 2025, 11:14 am • 1 0 • view
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Negroni @keithws.bsky.social

English is difficult for 🇷🇺 aides

jun 22, 2025, 9:18 pm • 2 0 • view
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smtripoli.bsky.social @smtripoli.bsky.social

Maybe TACO should spell it, Dumbass J(Jackass) tRumph

jun 22, 2025, 11:12 pm • 2 0 • view
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Not Leon Tusk @the-bigger-picture.bsky.social

Who would want to argue with the smartest man in the world who passed his cognitive test with flying colors and knows words like no other. We always spelt this name wrong, now we stand corrected. #CovfefeDiaries

jun 23, 2025, 12:19 am • 1 0 • view
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neilmctee.bsky.social @neilmctee.bsky.social

I do wonder if the press in any other country would be even a little curious if their leader misspelled his own name on social media.

jun 22, 2025, 9:40 pm • 5 0 • view
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freexpression.bsky.social @freexpression.bsky.social

I’m still stuck on him thanking himself

jun 22, 2025, 9:41 pm • 2 0 • view