He will announce one or several of these things: — Today is (whatever date is not today) — A successful defection — A successful defecation — His past death — That something is still "big", "beautiful" or "great" when it isn't. At this point it's a dangerous drinking game.

Maybe not but there'll be signs.

Not you too !!!!

Let’s narrow it down. We’re either invading Chicago, or Venezuela? Or, maybe it is an announcement saying we can say “Merry Christmas” again? The Christians will love that, probably forget all about the pedophile stuff. Maybe it’s infrastructure week. Again. Or maybe he wrote his OWN bible…

In his three 6-fingered hands.

It says "the President makes an announcement", not "President Trump makes an announcement". 50/50 odds they'll just bring out Vance, say nothing at all, do a perfectly routine announcement and just expect everyone to quietly accept it and not ask any questions!

🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

🤣🤣🤣. He’ll certainly be wearing a very silly hat, bigger than usual.

The hat will say 'Trump is the healthiest man ever', they love lies after all 😉

Keep an eye out for gibberish text and strange numbers of fingers. Expecting a deepfake while they Feinstein his ass until after the midterms.

"A nation turns its lonely eyes"

Anything to draw attention from the press conference with the victims.

Good point.

No, but maybe his double will?

"Trump" holding his press conference.