If I had been born with hair like Kurt Russell in The Thing I could have ruled the world
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Hey…if Diamond Dave can get away with a rug, so can we. Give it a go.
aug 30, 2025, 10:11 pm • 1 0 • view
The guys from KISS have been wearing rugs since like 1980
aug 31, 2025, 12:35 am • 1 0 • view
Why the hell did it not occur to me in 1969 when it grew wild to have a wig made from this mess and put it away for when it stopped? Why? For the same damn reason I spent any money I had on beer, records and weed instead of saving.
aug 31, 2025, 3:06 am • 1 0 • view
Dudes don’t own hair we only rent it
aug 31, 2025, 5:12 am • 1 0 • view
Can't touch Sly for mullet supremo though bsky.app/profile/theg...
aug 31, 2025, 1:21 pm • 2 1 • view
It'd be a little uncomfortable for your mother, though, coming out of the womb. "What is that rippling, flowing sensation? Lordhamercy, that's not contractions. What IS that?"
aug 30, 2025, 6:10 pm • 2 0 • view
Don't forget the chopper sombrero.
aug 30, 2025, 5:50 pm • 1 0 • view
That shit slays
aug 30, 2025, 6:01 pm • 1 0 • view