1. im glad he got hurt 2. there's no way the first part happened excited to find out what kind of weird shit he was doing
1. im glad he got hurt 2. there's no way the first part happened excited to find out what kind of weird shit he was doing
i like that his business partner was called in
Now way the second part happened, fracturing a thoracic vertebrae necessitates having a spine.
I’m reading between the lines and seeing a sex worker
That's called a DUI, honey
i think it's called soliciting prostitution actually
The second part sounds like dui at least, first part tho
Him fleeing from the cops while piss drunk after soliciting is so Rudy
Love to get into accidents late at night in the exact geographic midpoint between my home and the eyes wide shut orgy / ritual murder party and have my goons say I was busy volunteering at a shelter for endangered animals.
100% was getting his dick sucked going 95 on the highway when she used too much teeth and he flipped his car in a wild panic
He was probably trolling for prostitutes.