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tinybaby @tiny.baby

1. im glad he got hurt 2. there's no way the first part happened excited to find out what kind of weird shit he was doing

aug 31, 2025, 8:20 pm • 224 15

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johnny @johnnypanic.bsky.social

i like that his business partner was called in

aug 31, 2025, 8:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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.hack//Kyle @theyellinghorn.bsky.social

Now way the second part happened, fracturing a thoracic vertebrae necessitates having a spine.

aug 31, 2025, 8:33 pm • 2 0 • view
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social

I’m reading between the lines and seeing a sex worker

aug 31, 2025, 8:21 pm • 10 0 • view
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Malignant Spells @wizardhands.bsky.social

That's called a DUI, honey

aug 31, 2025, 8:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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tinybaby @tiny.baby

i think it's called soliciting prostitution actually

aug 31, 2025, 8:26 pm • 2 0 • view
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Malignant Spells @wizardhands.bsky.social

The second part sounds like dui at least, first part tho

aug 31, 2025, 8:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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erik-pbg.bsky.social @erik-pbg.bsky.social

Him fleeing from the cops while piss drunk after soliciting is so Rudy

aug 31, 2025, 8:44 pm • 1 0 • view
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pepperryan.bsky.social @pepperryan.bsky.social

Love to get into accidents late at night in the exact geographic midpoint between my home and the eyes wide shut orgy / ritual murder party and have my goons say I was busy volunteering at a shelter for endangered animals.

aug 31, 2025, 11:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social

Rudy Giuliani unbuckling his pants in the movie Bruno
aug 31, 2025, 8:22 pm • 3 0 • view
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Jonathan @acinixys.bsky.social

100% was getting his dick sucked going 95 on the highway when she used too much teeth and he flipped his car in a wild panic

aug 31, 2025, 9:16 pm • 1 0 • view
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Autistic Hypercube @autistichypercube.bsky.social

He was probably trolling for prostitutes.

sep 1, 2025, 4:45 am • 0 0 • view