sigma: x, you're never gonna believe this mega man x: you have a new big huge body that looks like complete shit? sigma: i have a new big huge body that looks like complete shit
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Sigma: How will you combat MY GREATEST BATTLE BODY?! X: you look like a pile of junk with an ugly face. Sigma: ....ight listen up motherfucker...
jun 13, 2025, 2:31 pm • 13 0 • view
X: You’re a wall now! Sigma: That’s right, X! X:
jun 13, 2025, 11:57 am • 7 0 • view
X1 and X5 had the best forms.
jun 13, 2025, 3:00 pm • 2 0 • view
>named sigma >is actually a beta
jun 13, 2025, 8:46 am • 7 0 • view
The Sigma 2nd designs pretty much all look like straight ass and that's why I love them so much. X3's is especially rough and yet I would gladly pay Kotobukiya $120 for a 250+ pcs model kit.
jun 13, 2025, 5:43 pm • 1 0 • view
this is how I end up always hearing Sigma's dialogue in the H Jon Benjamin voice.
jun 13, 2025, 2:29 pm • 0 0 • view
I find it funny that in the game where his new form is supposed to look like shit cuz he's all decrepit and barely together it actually is one of his best forms.
jun 13, 2025, 4:56 pm • 14 1 • view
I fucking love "Space Devil God King of Space" Sigma
jun 13, 2025, 6:11 pm • 5 0 • view
ty colin spacetwinks for the banger post
jun 13, 2025, 4:37 pm • 1 0 • view
Sigma: My new form's body is triple the scale of my original body! X: But you're gonna transplant the same head, making it look tiny in comparison? Sigma: Ah, X, you know me too well!
jun 13, 2025, 11:23 am • 31 3 • view
check it out, x. i look horrible. worst fucking robot body design you've ever seen. like if somebody asked for 'megabloks super sentai robots meets 90s rob liefeld overdesign and it should make my head as tiny as possible'. and it makes me stronger than god
jun 13, 2025, 8:40 am • 767 252 • view
Zero i've been turned into some fucking weird shit I'm fucking dying as we speak this is my best plan grahahaha
jun 13, 2025, 3:44 pm • 5 0 • view
im still bewildered by the fact an earlier build of the game has a bigger head for sigma at the cost of literally no extra VRAM usage they just...made it smaller with literally no benefit.
jun 13, 2025, 8:59 am • 17 0 • view
Guarantee if you asked the answer would be "we thought it was funny"
jun 13, 2025, 3:51 pm • 11 0 • view
You don't understand, they MUST make the head smaller, how else will players have the challenge of landing shots on it instead of hitting the armored body that takes no damage
jun 14, 2025, 7:49 am • 1 0 • view
What's funny is I'm pretty sure it's not even to scale with his regular body, the head here is just too small in every conceivable sense lol
jun 13, 2025, 4:04 pm • 0 0 • view
Bro wishes he was this Keizer
jun 13, 2025, 10:16 pm • 0 0 • view
"Also my hitbox is dog shit and you will miss your shots because you chose the big-ass buster shot instead of the correct upgrade."
jun 13, 2025, 3:17 pm • 3 0 • view
Look, Dr. Doppler, a medical doctor who specializes in reploid viruses, was coerced into making "the ultimate battle body" based on abilities of gravity-controlling beatles and explosive bees. It is a goddamned wonder he was able to pull anything together at all!
jun 13, 2025, 11:42 am • 7 0 • view
Reminded of this sprite from the game of him flying back into position after moving forward. Look at his head trying to look behind himself, there's no way he's seeing anything.
jun 13, 2025, 9:25 am • 31 1 • view
THIS LOOKS EXTREMELY FUNNY KDJFSJKRETHKJSGFGSJF
jun 13, 2025, 9:33 am • 4 0 • view
installing a backup camera on sigma
jun 13, 2025, 4:04 pm • 0 0 • view
youtu.be/ohSfmy41_kg
jun 13, 2025, 12:38 pm • 11 0 • view
@purifierunit37.bsky.social didn’t you once say Tyson Hesse looked at this and go “what the fuck is a character design” when Archie was doing Mega Man X stuff for the Sonic crossover?
jun 13, 2025, 4:50 pm • 0 0 • view
X can't even look at him from how hard he's cringing
jun 13, 2025, 2:34 pm • 0 0 • view
On the other hand i respect his pansexual pride
jun 13, 2025, 2:12 pm • 6 0 • view
I'm pretty sure this mess is supposed to be a Devil Gundam reference, as tons of other X to ZX-series final bosses have very clear gundam design features to them as well. But yeah, Siggy's a bit of a hodgepodge here :'D
jun 13, 2025, 3:25 pm • 9 0 • view
Serpent's final form in ZX looks just like him too, not even subtle about it.
jun 13, 2025, 3:44 pm • 3 0 • view
"I just wanted to be a big wolf stuck in a wall Contra 3 style and you RUINED THAT FOR ME"
jun 13, 2025, 11:18 am • 14 1 • view
Look, Dr. Light started this trend by having Mega Man fuse with Rush. Everyone afterwards has just been trying to figure out how "fuse with my robot dog pet" can make you unstoppable.
jun 13, 2025, 2:14 pm • 8 0 • view
Technically he just stole Mega Man's power up. Bass is a big fat PHONY.
jun 13, 2025, 2:57 pm • 1 0 • view
what if my dog but very big
jun 13, 2025, 2:12 pm • 6 0 • view
Does your dog breathe palette-swapped Rolling Shields? You may want to see a veterinarian about that, or maybe an exorcist?
jun 13, 2025, 2:14 pm • 3 0 • view
at least in X2 he got to be a cool Mode7 Head that continually vomits lasers
jun 13, 2025, 2:50 pm • 6 0 • view
I am gonna pixelate his ass so hard
jun 13, 2025, 3:31 pm • 2 0 • view
X3 Kaiser Sigma on that Sattou0 grind
jun 13, 2025, 12:00 pm • 14 5 • view
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
jun 13, 2025, 1:51 pm • 3 0 • view
laugh all you want at his tiny, tiny head, somehow that's his hurtbox and it's annoying as fuck to hit
jun 13, 2025, 4:58 pm • 3 0 • view
ZERO!!!! I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PRE-RENDERED 3D BACKGROUND, ZERO!!!! I'M PRE-RENDERED 3D BACKGROUND SIGMA!!!!
jun 13, 2025, 2:58 pm • 119 39 • view
Look, we get it. Size differences are hot. Get a room, you two.
jun 13, 2025, 3:03 pm • 5 0 • view
And in the opening, he was just a head.
jun 13, 2025, 3:54 pm • 2 0 • view
You know I never realized this. We fight sigma'ss head as the first boss and the last one is his (kinda) head too. Nice book ending.
jun 13, 2025, 4:22 pm • 1 0 • view
I played X5 a lot as a kid, but I could never beat it.
jun 13, 2025, 4:24 pm • 0 0 • view
Oh same. I had to use a cheat code to get X's ultimate armor so I could spam his OP R2 dash attack.
jun 13, 2025, 4:27 pm • 1 0 • view
keep thinking about how i saw a let's play of the game describe this as a designer was told to make sigma a final body design and no one told them to stop
jun 13, 2025, 8:54 am • 11 0 • view
I think that was @tactlessogre.bsky.social. And never more was a statement true. Like, what the fuck is that shit?
jun 16, 2025, 4:35 pm • 1 0 • view
His two shoulder mounted turrets of primer spray paint, which as you know every reploid hates.
jun 13, 2025, 2:31 pm • 1 0 • view
Colin I love you, but I will fight to the death in the name of Kaiser Sigma, sickest shit ever this is the game that also gave us the Third Armor, equally-sickest shit ever
jun 13, 2025, 10:06 pm • 0 0 • view
Sigma chose the body that gave the best stats instead of the body with the best style. Typical Min/Max goober behavior.
jun 13, 2025, 2:52 pm • 0 0 • view
i really like this form he gets in X4 where his face is just stuck on the helmet of some other robot and he looks like he's having such a good time
jun 13, 2025, 8:59 am • 237 47 • view
Sigma: Behold X! I am a GUNDAM! The ultimate in giant fighting robot technology! X: Where yo legs at? Sigma: ok listen here you blue dingus...
jun 13, 2025, 2:24 pm • 0 0 • view
I NEVER NOTICED THE FACE BELOW SIGMA'S LOL
jun 13, 2025, 9:02 am • 23 0 • view
it really changes the whole vibe when you notice that guy. i have to wonder what he thinks about the whole situation
jun 13, 2025, 9:03 am • 21 0 • view
yeah like that whole fight is delightfully *bizarre*
jun 13, 2025, 9:07 am • 13 0 • view
it's the most fucked up sigma has ever felt. it's a confusing mess of a fight and i love it
jun 13, 2025, 9:12 am • 15 0 • view
It's my favorite final boss in the X series honestly. Had a lot of fun fighting it.
jun 13, 2025, 9:25 am • 8 0 • view
X4 sigma is key to my love for the character because it really feels like his turning point from 'I want to spearhead a robot uprising' to 'I'm just gonna fuck around and mess with my two ex-coworkers and see where it goes' and he's just having the time of his life
jun 13, 2025, 2:25 pm • 63 5 • view
*manipulates Zero into killing his girlfriend* *shows up dressed as the grim reaper* Bro was absolutely just being a prick for funsies.
jun 16, 2025, 4:25 pm • 9 1 • view
croissant-ass lookin head mf
jun 13, 2025, 1:36 pm • 7 0 • view
In motion I could never tell he's mugging for the camera. "Get a load of this guy" (in my case, zero)
jun 13, 2025, 11:16 am • 1 0 • view
holy shit this is just layzner but instead of a clear canopy, it's sigma
jun 13, 2025, 8:59 pm • 0 0 • view
For years I thought his mouth was intended to be an eye and his chin as like, some sort of fucked up mouth covering.
jun 13, 2025, 2:11 pm • 9 0 • view
in the words of Mathew Matelli "It looks like someone sat down, started designing this thing and never fucking stopped"
jun 13, 2025, 7:23 pm • 3 0 • view
I find the overall character designs in X to be kinda unappealingly garish. I guess it was just part of Inafune trying to channel some sort of 70s childhood influence in the art direction?
jun 13, 2025, 5:25 pm • 0 0 • view