snake. we've given you a sun chips bag for when you want to alert guards and bait them to a position. those bags are loud as fuck. holy shit. they somehow created a bag of chips louder than a jet engine. god damn.
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Poppin open a bag of garden tomato in the nuclear storage facility and immediately being liquified by a thousand FAMASes
sep 2, 2025, 12:20 am • 7 0 • view
Sun Chips once introduced a biodegradable bag (2010), but it was much louder than the bag they had been using, and consumer backlash caused them to stop using it. Apparently, the current bag is quieter. 😬
sep 2, 2025, 3:35 pm • 0 0 • view
I am mixing the MGS chaff grenade twinkling with the Simpsons "Careful, they're ruffled!" Scene. Also "Haven't you ever wondered why you cannot have just one...? It should be simple. Just stop. Set the chip down, like stepping away from the game. But you can't, can you. It's a meme."
sep 2, 2025, 10:43 pm • 0 0 • view
i tried explaining to my 22 y/o coworker the original sunchips bag and they kept nodding and looking at me like, let's get you to bed grandpa
sep 2, 2025, 1:29 am • 3 0 • view
somehow a distinctly jc denton cadence to this one
sep 2, 2025, 1:17 am • 2 0 • view
Snake, these chips are fried in a substance known as ‘olestra’
sep 2, 2025, 12:18 am • 12 0 • view
Johnny Sasaki can't stop eating them!
sep 2, 2025, 1:03 am • 8 0 • view