I think the bitch in you is the bitch in me. I used to have a dog too. I loved that little blue heeler. Dogs are the pain in the ass that you need to have to continue.

Heelers are terrific doggos. All of mine have been shelter mutts; it’s anybody’s best guess as to what they’re made of. (the dog in that picture isn’t mine, I just loved the expression so I stole it from Google images)

Dachshunds are good dogs, but the mini ones are really annoying in my opinion. They are very needy dogs. Although I watched Will Trent and saw Betty, I have new hope for the breed. All small dogs were bred for hunting and now they don't have a job so they are boring and annoying.