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David Lynch @david.lynch.wtf

Hey, Ted Cruz sincerely likes porn and Cancun.

aug 29, 2025, 9:28 pm • 167 0

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Congratulations. It’s a potato. @bertmanning.bsky.social

Also eating his own boogers. Can’t believe that’s out of public memory.

aug 29, 2025, 9:47 pm • 4 0 • view
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🧫🐁 @chips.bsky.social

And people insulting his wife!

aug 29, 2025, 9:33 pm • 81 0 • view
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saasyproduct.bsky.social @saasyproduct.bsky.social

You didn't mention his podcast? His weekly podcast?

aug 30, 2025, 12:28 am • 10 0 • view
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Old Glory Robot Insurance @supermills.bsky.social

And he loves Whole Foods

aug 29, 2025, 11:12 pm • 0 0 • view