It’s the only thing Putin said in English.

Why wait? Go now!

Trump can go to Moscow after we throw him out of office. It's the only place he'll be welcome.

Like finally being invited to the popular kids house after school. If said kid was a war criminal, that is.

Hopefully he goes to scope out his new neighbourhood.

Weak…sad! What a loser

TRUMP: I'll get a little heat on that one [from Melania].

For more pee tapes?

I'm disappointed there wasn't a green screen playing Donald's pee-pee tape..😞

@atrupar.com If he does go to Moscow next time it should be for life not just a "friendly visit".

Understand the gulags are just like MAL with bitter cold winters.

Goddamn he’s dumb. It’s painful to watch. If only nbc had renewed his shitty tv show. None of this would be happening now.

Was that a regular Trump handshake or something a little more submissive.

No matter how you spin it, the President's body language indicated failure. Putting 2 / Trump 0

🖕🖕🖕🖕

Only if he stands by a window.

“Pursuing Peace“ Who are they kidding? More like: "Pursuing A Piece Of Ukraine“

Daddy calling his puppy home.

His Masters Voice!

heat in his stinkhole, once a dickhead always a dickhead

So did they just have a Seder?

Visions of trump tower Moscow dancing in his head. Maybe if he goes to Moscow, it’ll be because he’s fleeing.

In Moscow, here Donald, look out this window.

he is an idiot

I'm figuring that Alaska was Putin's idea also. No Trump properties there.

Yes please go to Russia and stay the fuck there.

And don’t come back.

(He already had a Russian passport;)

Feel free to go and stay.

Let him go to Moscow. We'll lock the door and pretend we're not at home.

Now about that Nobel Prize..... Or is it the IgNoble Prize?

Only if you promise to keep him Vlad

Geez. Vlad just royally kicked Donny’s ass in a myriad of ways and Donny is willing to get it kicked again on Vlad’s home court! WHAT A DUMB ASS! 😂😂

Putin: “Trump came to me with tears in his eyes - tears - and he said ‘Sir - I’d be delighted to join you in Moscow Sir.’”

There is no “puke” button

Putin always the KGB man, didn’t trust riding in the limo provided and jumped in to ride with orange cranckles. Both of them in one car.

Trump is such a pig

He's sooooo excited that the more popular kid wants to invite him over for a playdate.

Based on the Alaska press conference, we can conclude that Putin has a firm grip on Trump's tiny orange raisin.

Putin has small hands - but not that small

And some juicy Epstein video evidence too. Allegedly.

The person in DTs ear piece yelling: “no, no, Jesus, end it now, get out of there!) You can see DT fiddling with his earpiece as he walks over for a handshake.

does vlad ever bother to address donald by name?

Can he have his old golden shower suite again?

Maybe they’ll keep him?

Fixed It!- "Maybe they'll keep him alive?" (for now) 🤭

😀

Watch how trump leaves his podium to walk over to Putin. You don't need to be a body language expert to see that this murderous dictator controls trump. Putin's copies of the Epstein files must be bad for trump.

Am not sure who's actual president of the US after the Alaska meeting

lunch is on me next time, sweetie. Call me when you're free. mwaaahhh!

Does he really need Trump to come all the way to Moscow in order to show him he still has a copy of the pee tape?

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