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Matt Ortega @mattortega.com

Sir, because of your decrepit physical state, every social media platform is speculating you're dead.

aug 30, 2025, 5:07 am • 159 21

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Céu Azul means Blue Sky @ceu---azul.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 7:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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Grab Them By The Revenue @gtbtr.bsky.social

Apparently the photos and videos shared today are recycled. baynews9.com/fl/tampa/ap-...

aug 31, 2025, 4:06 am • 0 0 • view
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Rosemary @rosemaryd52.bsky.social

High jinks had by many too.

aug 30, 2025, 5:15 am • 1 0 • view
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Kathy 🇺🇦 @districtofkatya.bsky.social

I imagine this will be said by a big burly man with tears in his eyes.

aug 30, 2025, 5:17 am • 5 1 • view
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Daniel @cyranokale.bsky.social

Also, the People want you to be.

aug 30, 2025, 5:25 am • 1 0 • view