To see the clothing back on so I couldn't Velcro it off. Or maybe they'd just want to poke me with a multitude of sewing needles 🪡
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Yes, brides to be, complain at every fitting that they are punctured. I can see that might be terrifying. But I think you see yourself short. Have you ever seen the British movie, The Full Monte?
sep 2, 2025, 8:17 pm • 0 0 • view
I would be more like the 3/4 Monty, or rather a much briefer show. Except I don't wear briefs.😝
sep 2, 2025, 8:20 pm • 1 0 • view
You would definitely need to carry a money bag then!!!
sep 2, 2025, 8:33 pm • 0 0 • view
Yeah all the pennies I would get would be freaking heavy, and I could only fit 2 of them in my loafer. Tho that might be all I would get anyway if the audience wasn't a bunch of visually impaired folks 🥸
sep 2, 2025, 8:40 pm • 1 0 • view