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Meredith πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ @smoemeth.bsky.social

Must be a former Fedex employee. They all get ninja non-delivery training over there.

aug 26, 2025, 2:25 pm β€’ 2 0

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Elizabeth Bear @matociquala.bsky.social

We've got the FedEx guy trained to just dump it on the back porch.

aug 27, 2025, 1:06 am β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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jrm529.bsky.social @jrm529.bsky.social

My favorite Fedex/UPS excuse is "no delivery due to inclement weather". For a while we were routinely on the phone to cust. service going "Bad weather?? It's 70 degrees and the sun has been shining all day!!"

aug 26, 2025, 3:57 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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KaliDestroyer @kalidestroyer.bsky.social

Oh, worse (I think) is they blame my dogs!! I’m always watching my dogs when they’re outside and never has a mail driver come around at that time.

aug 27, 2025, 1:22 am β€’ 1 0 β€’ view