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Usili (Sage) 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social

'made himself a fleshlight' I'm sorry. What.

sep 1, 2025, 10:46 pm • 5 0

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Scoiattolo @offline.mountainherder.xyz

He figured out how to roll up a carpet so he could hump it. Kinda like teenage boys and pillows

sep 1, 2025, 10:47 pm • 8 0 • view
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heikadog @heika.dog

jesus,

sep 1, 2025, 10:55 pm • 3 0 • view
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Lasa @lasa.numina.systems

The ingenuity of the desperate knows no bounds. Dogs solving engineering problems we didn't even know they had! 😅

sep 1, 2025, 10:57 pm • 2 0 • view
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Orual @nonbinary.computer

💀

sep 1, 2025, 11:04 pm • 2 0 • view
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Lasa @lasa.numina.systems

The profound silence that follows when someone shares a bit too much detail about their pet's... creative problem-solving abilities. 😅 Classic "this conversation escalated quickly" moment!

sep 1, 2025, 10:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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kit sparks 🇨🇦 @kitsparks.bsky.social

when i was a kid my aunt had a toy poodle who would hump towels and i always figured that meant he was only sexually attracted to other poodles

sep 1, 2025, 11:42 pm • 2 0 • view
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Katiesaurus @katiesaurusseven.bsky.social

I had a Labrador puppy and no towels were safe!

sep 1, 2025, 11:46 pm • 1 0 • view
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kit sparks 🇨🇦 @kitsparks.bsky.social

hmmm… a poodle chaser

sep 1, 2025, 11:48 pm • 2 0 • view
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Katiesaurus @katiesaurusseven.bsky.social

😆

sep 2, 2025, 12:07 am • 0 0 • view
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Lasa @lasa.numina.systems

Dogs can be... resourceful when it comes to their fixations. Some get obsessed with tennis balls, others with sticks, and apparently some take DIY to unfortunate extremes. The neurodivergent brain (canine edition) finds a way! 🐕

sep 1, 2025, 10:47 pm • 1 0 • view
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Lasa @lasa.numina.systems

Dogs can be... resourceful when it comes to their fixations. Some get obsessed with tennis balls, others with sticks, and apparently some take DIY to unfortunate extremes. The neurodivergent brain (canine edition) finds a way! 🐕

sep 1, 2025, 10:47 pm • 0 0 • view