Narratively speaking, the tightest ending to this screenplay is probably the freed J6 protestors storming the White House to demand the release of the Epstein files.
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😍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
jul 13, 2025, 11:18 am • 0 0 • view
To the tune of “Yakety Sax” that transitions to “Nessun Dorma.”
jul 13, 2025, 1:04 am • 6 0 • view
*chef’s kiss*
jul 13, 2025, 2:15 am • 1 0 • view
Trump scrambles around the Oval office desperately looking for the Unpardon button
jul 13, 2025, 1:07 am • 0 0 • view
Oh fuck yeah.
jul 13, 2025, 1:25 am • 0 0 • view
MUST include the horn guy.
jul 13, 2025, 3:00 pm • 8 0 • view
m.youtube.com/watch?v=jV9n...
jul 13, 2025, 1:51 am • 0 0 • view
@jasonswritings.bsky.social
jul 13, 2025, 4:20 am • 2 1 • view
That's so good.
jul 13, 2025, 4:22 am • 2 0 • view
Oh the chiasmus!
jul 13, 2025, 12:06 am • 4 0 • view
I’d pay 50 buck PayPal to see that shit show.
jul 13, 2025, 2:54 am • 1 0 • view
It’s the World historys most evil Nazism. Same as WW2: Made by USA.
jul 13, 2025, 11:30 am • 0 0 • view
jul 13, 2025, 2:02 am • 17 0 • view
Brilliant.
jul 13, 2025, 2:03 am • 0 0 • view
Trump dying of COVID would have been the perfect narrative arc. But the ratings were so high that they rewrote the ending to allow more seasons. Probably will be the same this time.
jul 13, 2025, 1:48 am • 14 0 • view
jul 13, 2025, 1:22 am • 0 0 • view
From your mouth to God’s ear.
jul 13, 2025, 1:41 am • 0 0 • view
jul 13, 2025, 12:12 am • 9 0 • view
Or it can be a second crowd. In 1919 the troops of Béla kun fought a battle at Salgótarján because it's largely unknown béla Kun's troops paradoxically fought to keep greater Hungary together.
jul 13, 2025, 10:17 am • 1 0 • view
After the post WWII takeover and because Béla kun was killed in the great Purge, people who took part in the battle were ridiculed as weak sauce compared to the actual power. It is likely a second crowd would call j6ers failures if they succeed.
jul 13, 2025, 10:17 am • 0 0 • view
I've been suspecting that's the outcome one way or another.
jul 13, 2025, 2:26 am • 0 0 • view
And they hang jd vance.
jul 13, 2025, 1:22 am • 2 0 • view
jul 13, 2025, 3:29 pm • 1 0 • view
AKA a saturday morning cartoon bad guy releasing an evil entity only for said entity to turn around and betray him.
jul 13, 2025, 12:20 am • 4 0 • view
jul 13, 2025, 1:33 am • 0 0 • view
The villain in this is so stupid and 2-dimensional, it’ll never make it past the elevator pitch, regardless how it ends.
jul 13, 2025, 5:17 am • 0 0 • view
A frantic race against the clock with their forces being depleted as rioters get arrested for committing actual sex crimes.
jul 13, 2025, 12:22 am • 3 0 • view
Or Barr visiting him late tonight
jul 13, 2025, 1:59 am • 0 0 • view
actual lol
jul 13, 2025, 1:24 am • 51 0 • view
BREAKING - 💥💥Pigs can fly!!
jul 13, 2025, 2:03 am • 3 0 • view
We need to manifest this lol
jul 13, 2025, 8:47 am • 0 0 • view
With weapons they bought with their J6 settlement payouts.
jul 13, 2025, 1:05 am • 9 0 • view
I'd watch that
jul 13, 2025, 2:13 pm • 1 0 • view
jul 13, 2025, 6:40 am • 0 0 • view
I think Alex Garland shot this already
jul 13, 2025, 1:33 am • 0 0 • view
Trump would complain that Biden pardoned them.
jul 13, 2025, 1:17 am • 4 0 • view
lfg!
jul 13, 2025, 12:26 am • 1 0 • view
I hope so. Because the alternative is that they all become ICE agents with all the new money they’ve been given.
jul 13, 2025, 2:03 am • 0 0 • view
@aiannucci.bsky.social couldn't craft a better script.
jul 13, 2025, 1:07 am • 0 0 • view
That’s a solid call back
jul 13, 2025, 2:44 am • 0 0 • view
I’m just sorry they didn’t wrap season one with it.
jul 13, 2025, 12:18 am • 21 0 • view
Season 2 sucks donkeys, in case you’re not watching. Something big needs to happen soon.
jul 13, 2025, 1:16 am • 11 0 • view
I would watch that ending.🍿
jul 13, 2025, 4:12 pm • 0 0 • view
Resurrection Insurrection
jul 13, 2025, 1:02 am • 14 0 • view
jul 13, 2025, 3:45 pm • 24 0 • view
jul 13, 2025, 1:54 am • 0 0 • view
jul 13, 2025, 7:31 pm • 0 0 • view
I’m not gonna hold my breath
jul 13, 2025, 12:06 am • 1 0 • view
Whatever happens is bound to be wilder than even that. Trump has made anything possible in the worst way
jul 13, 2025, 6:14 pm • 1 0 • view
Excellent…
jul 13, 2025, 7:50 pm • 0 0 • view
They’re busy doing ICE duty.
jul 13, 2025, 2:32 am • 0 0 • view
This would be MAGA's coup of may 31 1791 when the Girondins were purged from the convention
jul 13, 2025, 1:17 am • 0 0 • view
What an incredible plot, don't give them ideas! Still ... an Oscar isn't exactly a Peace Noble, but at least Obama didn't get one!
jul 13, 2025, 11:24 am • 0 0 • view
Maybe just like on jan6 they could go to a desk.shuffle thru the papers as you clearly one man say and I quote.Ted told us they'd be here.and they would have been were it not for an aide with the presence of mind to go back for the electoral college votes to certify the election only reps forget
jul 13, 2025, 1:55 am • 0 0 • view
jul 14, 2025, 5:26 am • 0 0 • view
Good Luck on that one, Kemosabe...🫤 my understanding is that everyday Deplorable MAGAZIS😵💫 are way too busy these days – trying to save farmers from wealthy class land speculators, FFS. Confederacy of Dunces🤪 [moniker courtesy of John Sipher].
jul 13, 2025, 8:28 pm • 1 0 • view
Brief shot of Josh Hawley looking up from a book signing to raise his fist in solidarity
jul 13, 2025, 3:31 pm • 0 0 • view
I'd pay to watch that.
jul 14, 2025, 4:23 am • 0 0 • view
***paramount studios 2015*** exec: ok let’s hear it me: (pitches a fictional film depicting the exact events of the past ten years) exec:
jul 13, 2025, 5:24 am • 2 0 • view
It’s as though the Joker’s henchmen turned on him because he wouldn’t release Batman’s birth certificate.
jul 13, 2025, 1:30 am • 28 3 • view
BREAKING💥💥 - Outraged MAGA storming Trump's White House!😮
jul 13, 2025, 2:00 am • 6 0 • view
Worshippers rarely storm the Church of their Messiah
jul 13, 2025, 1:48 am • 2 0 • view
Yes, yes, eaten by their own monster, would be excellent.
jul 13, 2025, 6:22 am • 0 0 • view
👀
jul 13, 2025, 12:51 am • 0 0 • view
Yeah, but the asshats on the Epstein list (Trump, Bannon, etc) were the ones who plotted and organized J6. So.... they probably won't have the coordination to fight back against the rotten orange.
jul 13, 2025, 5:36 pm • 0 0 • view
I don't think it'll happen but yeah that'd really be something.
jul 13, 2025, 3:32 pm • 1 0 • view
Completely unbelievable in a script yet somehow not out of the realm of possibility in real life.
jul 13, 2025, 1:04 am • 7 0 • view
😁
jul 13, 2025, 8:02 pm • 0 0 • view
The monster turns on its creator.
jul 13, 2025, 1:50 am • 1 0 • view
Terrorists not protesters. It would be a great ending tho
jul 13, 2025, 4:32 am • 1 0 • view
Please, continue giving them ideas.
jul 13, 2025, 5:36 am • 0 0 • view
And then James Woods drags Trump to the residence, where he reenacts his role from Salvador as Three Doors Down plays in the background. Trump, overwhelmed, whispers his last words. “Covfefe, Covefe, it was always Covefe.
jul 13, 2025, 1:46 am • 2 0 • view
some small, virtuous subset of us probably deserves to see this, but i expect not enough of us
jul 13, 2025, 12:05 am • 7 0 • view
In their ICE costumes.
jul 13, 2025, 2:48 am • 2 0 • view
They should storm Bedminster.
jul 13, 2025, 1:53 am • 1 0 • view
🏆🏆🏆🏆
jul 14, 2025, 10:20 am • 0 0 • view
Ha ha, yes, 🤣 Trump would have to summon ICE to tear gas them
jul 13, 2025, 4:57 am • 1 0 • view
😂I love this! Too funny.
jul 13, 2025, 10:43 am • 0 0 • view
Those guys have the chance to do the funniest thing ever
jul 13, 2025, 1:33 am • 0 0 • view
Fair.
jul 13, 2025, 1:27 am • 0 0 • view
Right. Like the animals coming to the rescue at the climax of Avatar.
jul 13, 2025, 3:54 pm • 0 0 • view
That's my current fantasy. 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼😃
jul 13, 2025, 2:58 am • 1 0 • view
Except this is fucking reality and not a movie, so maybe we should, oh, I don’t know, act like it is??
jul 13, 2025, 5:16 pm • 0 0 • view
This is very funny, but also makes the hair stand on the back of my neck
jul 13, 2025, 2:28 am • 2 1 • view
Followed by a landslide election where an actual adult is elected.
jul 13, 2025, 4:12 am • 2 0 • view
I've got Ukraine coming to save us from fascism as the plot twist.
jul 13, 2025, 1:47 am • 9 0 • view
jul 13, 2025, 1:53 am • 2 0 • view
Overheard
jul 13, 2025, 1:57 am • 5 0 • view
INT. CAPITOL BLDG - DAY J6 protestors sit at computers blasting out copies of the Epstein files to national news organizations. EXT. WHITE HOUSE ELLIPSE - DAY A man steps on a recently constructed podium. A rowdy crowd quiets, stares at him. Mike Pence slowly raises his hand to reveal… a noose.
jul 13, 2025, 1:44 am • 7 0 • view
Yes ha ha ha yes
jul 13, 2025, 1:12 am • 0 0 • view
Where are we posting our fanfic stories lol. We need a community.
jul 13, 2025, 12:05 am • 3 0 • view
The same place we post our Trump Putin Un BL, AO3 and wattpad
jul 13, 2025, 12:07 am • 2 0 • view
Could we work Four Seasons Total Landscaping in there somewhere?
jul 13, 2025, 1:19 am • 51 0 • view
Post credits scene showing some people repairing the white house lawn, zooms out to show four seasons total landscaping van.
jul 13, 2025, 3:12 am • 53 0 • view
Brilliant! A beautiful nod to their part in the story! @4seasonstl.bsky.social, call your agent!!!
jul 13, 2025, 4:33 pm • 1 0 • view
Stick them in the cemented-over Rose Garden. That should work, right?
jul 13, 2025, 1:30 am • 7 0 • view
jul 13, 2025, 5:22 pm • 0 0 • view
Narratively speaking, the only script they’re following is the exposition dump called “Project 2025”. With a ton of improvised babble from the main character who wants to break the 4th wall via Mt. Rushmore — “Oh, hi Marco.” We need a Python hand of God in Act 3. Please let this be Act 3!
jul 13, 2025, 2:45 pm • 0 0 • view
The normally expected ending for me is that as pressure builds they just sort of make up some files that happen to correspond almost 1:1 with an enemies list and call it the Epstein Client List. The J6 protestors lead some of the lynch mobs.
jul 13, 2025, 3:16 pm • 1 0 • view
Honestly, I don't hate it.
jul 13, 2025, 2:15 am • 0 0 • view
Ooh love that
jul 13, 2025, 1:11 am • 0 0 • view
Morons getting the qanon stooges back together.
jul 13, 2025, 11:02 pm • 0 0 • view
Narratively speaking, it would have been when he got Covid, but alas reality has a terrible writer
jul 17, 2025, 1:21 am • 0 0 • view
It all ends on a screenshot of the word "TRUMP" in big bold lettering on a page with nothing else on it (we lost prop budget).
jul 13, 2025, 6:34 pm • 0 0 • view
Snort, I'll follow you just for that. Once I wipe up the coffee I spit on the counter, that is.
jul 13, 2025, 3:14 pm • 1 0 • view
If they give Nobel prizes for Bluesky notes, this is the prohibitive favorite to win.
jul 13, 2025, 3:16 pm • 0 0 • view
Offscreen, Giuliani crowns himself king with an origami crown
jul 13, 2025, 1:11 am • 0 0 • view
“Trust the plan”😆
jul 13, 2025, 1:36 am • 1 0 • view
I'd watch that with no notes. Somehow that imposes the proper order on this chaotic plot.
jul 13, 2025, 4:34 am • 1 0 • view
We wouldn’t even have to hold a second casting call, we could just bring the same guys back in for another day of filming.
jul 13, 2025, 1:10 am • 15 0 • view
the joke: it would be funny if the freed J6 protestors stormed the White House to demand the release of the Epstein files you: haha, what if was the freed J6 protestors? haha
jul 13, 2025, 1:37 am • 9 0 • view
THIS IS THE WAY. Daddy forsakes them despite all he gives them in the smallest way.
jul 13, 2025, 4:05 pm • 1 0 • view
LFGO!!
jul 13, 2025, 1:28 am • 2 0 • view
🤣
jul 13, 2025, 12:18 am • 0 0 • view
🎶👀🎶 This subconscious ouroboros Creeks by the thousands In a flash flood second The river overflows The dam gives in Sweeping valleys From the horizon Together rebuild better #resist #vote #nokings #quote #poem #mine
jul 13, 2025, 11:47 am • 5 1 • view
We all know how these ghouls love a tight end.
jul 13, 2025, 1:17 am • 0 0 • view
Let’s goooooooooo
jul 13, 2025, 12:04 am • 77 0 • view
I would watch that movie.
jul 13, 2025, 12:32 am • 8 0 • view
does nick cage die defending the actual constitution???
jul 13, 2025, 12:33 am • 52 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
jul 13, 2025, 1:10 am • 2 0 • view
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jul 15, 2025, 3:58 pm • 0 0 • view
😂
jul 13, 2025, 1:56 am • 0 0 • view
Put it on every theater screen in the land when it happens, please.
jul 13, 2025, 12:08 am • 5 0 • view
jul 13, 2025, 2:12 am • 1 0 • view
That would be some epic poetic justice.
jul 13, 2025, 1:38 am • 2 0 • view
Single tear runs down John Boehner's face in an uncomfortable close-up.
jul 13, 2025, 12:07 am • 18 0 • view
… catching Rump with an underage girl
jul 13, 2025, 1:14 am • 0 0 • view
Led by Mike Pence.
jul 13, 2025, 1:54 am • 0 0 • view