I stole this from my bestie. Go follow @sideboob55.bsky.social

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You're a liberal cannabis dabbler named Lisa Sideboob55 and you need a nap?

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Already following!

Perfection! 😂

thanks Nash, following sideboob55

Well then. She’s a keeper! 👊🏻

Yes. It is stealworthy! Great taste. 🏆 I am going to steal it!

Your bestie needs to save it for the national library/ Smithsonian. Not kidding. It’s expressions like this that give context to history.

I mean… it’s ai so it’s already technically stolen.

Well done.

And I’m stealing it from you :)

I wish they'd send some National Guardeners our way. The average age of our garden club volunteers is 75+ and we're having a tough time maintaining the several municipal gardens & parks around our little town (as well as picking up the litter).

That's Amore appropriate job description for them not to mention they disgrace themselves their states and the military in general

Oh, look! They’re sweeping the forest to prevent wildfires!

Congrats! 🍾 You win the internet today! 🏆

They voted to deport the landscapers. 🤣🤣🤣

Screw with their homelives for this...

Sent this to my retired Army full Colonel, former Pentagon/NATO, two Vietnam tours, decorated. Can't wait to get his reply. 😂

I feel terrible for these men and women. They signed up to protect this country from enemies, both foreign and within. Instead, not only are they being used as tools to destroy our democracy, they’re being used as garbage people and gardeners.

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And they are not getting paid properly while forced to this labor.

I love the attention to detail 😅

Him on the left, wasn't he in SpaceBalls the Movie, combing the desert?

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Trashional Guard

@jefftiedrich.bsky.social ^^

Love it

The split has not happened yet. We need loyal military members to STAY PUT. Stay in charge of the systems they command. Do not relinquish those systems to anyone.

No more illegal immigrants doing that work. Now we got proud Americans reclaiming their jobs

Where’s the GI Joe “action” figure with the leaf blower?🤨

Gotta replace the immigrants with somebody.

It's missing the pooper scooper guy.

😄😁👍

… growing up Circa the 1950s

Their next assignment will be to pick all the rotting veg in the fields due to the kidnapping of all the farm workers.

Was standard MO for USSR.

That’s what he thinks they’re for. And no Donny you get no credit for the clean up. Credit goes singularly to the guard for being pussies

‘Hoeah’

It is very sad that this even came to someone's mind. On the other hand, it's pretty funny! #Epstein BTW, I watched "Warfare" with my son last night. Our soldiers need leaders who won't use them as pawns in any situation. This docudrama shows what we ask of soldiers. They deserve the best from us.

These green guys are great! That the human version is getting stiffed by the current administration is something else all together. choose love

😂😂😂BRILLIANT 😂😂😂

Thanks, my 1st good laugh of the day!

😳🤣 Damn!

#FreeOurGrasslands #DeathToLawns

I don’t remember my toy plastic soldiers doing that stuff…😉

@usarmy.bsky.social you must be so proud hahaha hahahaha Don’t forget your gardening gloves when in Chicago!!

"Leaves! Rake those leaves, Rake those Leaves, Leaves, Leaves, Leaves!"

Since my taxes are paying for this, they're welcome to come by and weed and mulch my yard.

Semper Rake

This is so perfect

oh, that’s great!

Funny!👽

Seriously if Disney wanted free publicity, they'd give their plastic army men in Disneyland parades rakes and trash bags.

Glad they're keeping our grounds safe from all the violence in DC.

That’s not what they signed up for.

💥🔥

I just can't imagine the disappointment gaurds feel when they see posts like this it must be soul shattering

Probably. They should be super pissed…at their leadership.

Seems to me that if their leadership cared they would have done something about it 🤔

You just wonder if those idiots have any pride or respect for themselves.

Better this than shooting protestorslike they did at Kent State in 1970. www.kent.edu/may-4-histor...

Oooh! 🔥

It is, I suppose, a minor thing, but there are right and wrong ways to lay down much. Laying it wrong can kill plants, even large, mature trees. I'm not dissing the National Guard by observing that probably very few of them know how to mulch properly.

Absurd!

Yes. Mock your troops. Great plan. Fucking morons.

Wonder why he doesn't give ordinary citizens that opportunity...like the CCC of old.

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And not getting paid because under 29 days. Trump sleaze

THIS IS EPIC!!

I used to play with these as a kid. There may or may not have been some firecracker damage to them. 😬 Unfortunately, I never got the Fighting Landscapers set. 😕

That's terrific!

Funny….. but sad

My Daughter works at Fort Knox and said she’s sending 5 to 8 guardsmen to Ft Hood every day. He cycles them out and sends them home after 29 days so they don’t have to pay them daily per diem. They’re angry.

I don't remember those figures

😂

🤣🤣🤣

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Make another showing army placing red carpet for the war criminal Putin.

Wonder if there is a carpet rolling set as well… presume that comes in Moscow Crimson rather than Army Green. Why Trump has done to the American Military starting by naming Whiskey Leaks as Secretary of Defence & Signal leaks followed by the parade and the just continued off the cliff from there.

Did you want them to go and police around?

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kent_St...

Better than them shooting people, ala Kent State massacre. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kent_St...

I love this so mulch.

😆🤣

🤣🤣🤣

Nice!

National Gardener.

Maybe they could “rake the forests” to prevent wildfires

Now that is a great idea! Pretty sure tRump was sending rakes to Governor Newsom?

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Gotta get me 0.5 cal ...........................rake.

Most value we've ever gotten from law enforcement

need one for gov dewine’s desk……

It’s almost like the federal government should properly fund DC…

((Coffee spew))

This should be given to every member of the guard units/trash collectors/landscapers that are deployed in DC

Maybe he'll order them to rake the forests next to prevent forest fires.

From mine sweeper to street sweeper. From rifleman to rakeman.

One should be holding a bouquet.

Gomer Pyle can get down with this.

Forward, MULCH!

National Guard Keeping us safe one leaf at a time

Better gardening than shooting people.

And another one.

Omg. This is so great!

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Trump axed the Climate Corps that Biden introduced, which would have had people cleaning streets for a lot less than the national guard, but since they’re there, they may as well do something useful. A monumental waste of tax payers money tho. On brand for the worst businessman ever.

Raking soldiers from the land These are men with blistered hands

Gardening ethos.

Well, I guess it beats war … 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

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Well done! 😆

OMG

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Oh my guard, this is amazing

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

There a recruitment image !

Thinking about a remake of “Ronin”, with Michael Lonsdale’s character carefully painting a warrior’s leaf blower.

They are ready for this Fall and Winter!

Huge waste of time for our troops, their families and the American taxpayers 💵

We could really use them irl.

A disgrace.

Minesweeper guy turned into push broom guy.

How did you create this? It's awesome!

Brilliant

The tales they'll tell the grandkids

😔

Excellent

Trump HATES our military. He thinks they are SUCKERS AND LOSERS, pawns to be used as he pleases.

Picking up trash, and laying down turf

This is how the draft dodger shows his disrespect for our military.

Nice!

Now, THAT'S funny.

They should not be used as they are, they absolutely should be sent home. 1) I'd much rather they were doing this than accosting civilians. 2) Ask any enlisted Vet, we did police call (pick up trash) often. Depending on rank and unit, daily.

I remember them well at the Bowling Greene massacre.

Dang. Ice cold. 😄

Love this 💙

On fckn 29 day deployments.

fab, thanks, @nashishereforit.bsky.social EPSTEIN PRICE OF COFFEE

OMGEEEE BRILLIANT! (This brings back powerful memories of playing soldiers with my brother as a kid)

Thank goodness I am no longer in the Reserves.

Omg. Great one!

Oh, man! That's sad!

The new army is all about "leafality."

That's a keeper!

These poor men and women! They should be at their jobs, with their families NOT picking litter and mowing lawns! How disrespectful of our military service personnel!

😀😆🤣 🤦‍♂️ Pathetic.

Sad things is that Doge fired actual park maintenance crews. That was their job and livelihood.

😂😂😂😂😂😂✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️

He demeans and belittles our military every chance he gets, because he's a pissant draft dodger with bone spurs. Time they start defending us against the domestic terrorists at the highest levels of this regime.

For only $1M per day, you too can have this service!

Instant classic

I mean it is a good idea. A new CCC program is exactly what we need.

JFC 🤦🏼

Clever!🤔😏

🤭

LoL 🤣

Don Pedo took them away from their families, their children’s sporting events, weddings, and birthdays to wander around & pick up trash - then made sure it was only a 29 day deployment so they wouldn’t get their benefits either. He laughs. Oh, I know these troops are pissed off! SUPER PISSED OFF.

Because the usual gardeners were all deported?

Fired

I shldnt laugh, I feel bad for those guys. But...🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

I am sure the campaign ribbon will be amazing.

Don’t forget national mulchers and trash pickers

So, what are the Park and Rec. guys doing?

Cashing dole cheques.

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and use gardening implements, shall not be infringed.

OHHHH. So THAT’S what our taxes pay for. Can I have a front line guy do some landscaping? I’ll even tip them if they do a good job. Also need some handiwork done in our lanai.

european-security.com/the-cesspool...

Outrageous!! Then F47 sends them home a day early so they don't get paid! As usual disrespecting those who do the work!!

Wow! Green all the way. Good for toy story!

Now they know how it feels to be active duty instead of weekend warriors.

These are our armed forces covering the Epstein Files. Even with National Guard Soldiers picking trash and fascist federal agents chasing down fathers and workers in order to split up families and create spectacles of horror... I still think about Trump fucking children. 😡

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A Dang shame that USA Troops recently rolled out the Red Carpet for an Orc/ Russkie Gangster/ Thug... Where have you gone Joe Di Maggio??

For only $1 million a day!

I believe he saw a bottle on the side of the road and jumped out to help it

Repost that on all the military handles on Twitter.

And then what?

And that's it.

Nice!! 👍

Join the US Armed Forces! Travel! See new & exciting places: DC, Chicago. Get advanced training: rake leaves, pickup trash & mulch city parks.

They go through special training at the range, to be certified for using litter sticks. The badge is awarded to maybe 1 out of 4.

Nah, as a former active duty I can say it's 100% OJT.

Sunny LA too! Be Hollywood adjacent.

Gardening and garbage collection. I thought there was a national crisis of rampant crime and rbellion. So what is this BS? Oh yeah, "Keep 'em busy but keep 'em there as a show of force ... for 29 days or so. But no more, because then certain things like reimbursement, housing, food or SOMETHING"

Our National Guardners at work at our nation’s capital. (And I do mean “our”, as lame duck Gov. McMaster sent in the South Carolina National Guard.) I’m waiting to get the whole boxed set including our National Guardners spreading mulch, and skimming bugs from the reflecting pool.

We should thank them for their service /s

LOL "borrowing"

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Instead of the bayonet attachment, they have brooms and rakes.So disrespectful to are military people. And they did a 29 day deployment to cheat them from benefits.

Yep

Sensible.

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Wins internet!

At least they didn’t have to work too hard to clean up the rose garden… 🤪

Somebody scatter dildos for a photo op of them filling bags with them for Tr*mp. (To eat.🥴) 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦

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In all fairness, that's actually all that military personnel ought be used for; that, and helping build roads and houses, advance science, creating interesting and enjoyable plot-lines in art and in real life, and other objectively productive and good things like that.

Priceless. Oh wait, checks notes, Nope, Not priceless, it's costing us 1 Mil a day for his shitshow.

Oh My Guard!

People used to go to Home Depot and hire immigrants to mulch their yard, then Stephen Miller sent ICE there to arrest and deport without due justice anyone who wasn’t white, so now taxpayers pay the National Guard to mulch DC.

😂😂🥺

Oh this is perfect!! 🤣

When I was a kid, my plastic soldiers had more lethality! But they’ve gone on to their microplastic rewards. Peace.

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The Guard was in LA for 60 days. The DC deployment will probably be similar. The last thing this military hating regime would want to do is cough up the benefits that would kick in after a 90 day deployment.

Does this mean Four Seasons Total Landscaping will sue for anticompetitive harm?

So Green🤣🤣🤣