The Speaker's last-minute prayer before the 1am House Rules Committee hearing. We're awake and watching, Mike.
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These faux Christian disciples of Satan need to give it a rest. Everyone including God knows all this Bible thumping that they do is performative bullshit. Own the devastation you’re about to cause the Poor and Middle classes you evil Fucks!!
may 21, 2025, 6:49 am • 3 0 • view
Johnson is a weenie who never got laid in college. I unfortunately lived in his district in the 90s when I was stationed there. What a shit hole
may 22, 2025, 12:14 am • 1 0 • view
I can't begin to tell you, how much, I hate that little christo-fascist motherfucker. I can almost taste the urge to make him suffer. He is not a human being - he's Lucifer in the flesh. Evil personified. I want him to suffer the same hurt, he causes others. Somebody please 86 him completely...
may 21, 2025, 7:35 am • 4 0 • view
Jesus himself warned about the false prophets. Mike is one of them along with Trump and the rest of his minions.
may 21, 2025, 11:14 am • 1 0 • view
His Jesus loves money.
may 21, 2025, 2:19 pm • 1 0 • view
Asphat
may 21, 2025, 12:54 pm • 1 0 • view
may 21, 2025, 6:31 am • 2 0 • view
Good time to remind ourselves that, throughout history, the biggest killers of Christians have been OTHER Christians.
may 21, 2025, 11:35 am • 1 0 • view
And senior citizens. $500 billion in Medicare cut reportedly.
may 21, 2025, 5:20 am • 3 1 • view
What a hack.
may 22, 2025, 9:40 am • 1 0 • view
100%.
may 21, 2025, 3:33 pm • 1 0 • view
Sadly accurate.
may 21, 2025, 5:02 am • 2 0 • view
Our ancestors crossed the ocean, fought a bloody war, and created a new nation to get away from this!
jun 12, 2025, 4:46 pm • 1 0 • view
Blasphemy, and this guy has the gall to claim religious reasons as justifications for his oppression of lgbtq people.
may 21, 2025, 3:48 pm • 1 0 • view
I really don't want anything to do with Mike Johnson's God. Mike can you say karma? Good karma leads to favorable rebirths and positive experiences, while bad karma leads to unfavorable rebirths and suffering. e-buddhism.com/understandin...
may 21, 2025, 10:56 am • 1 0 • view
Beyond depraved!
may 21, 2025, 2:22 pm • 1 0 • view
may 21, 2025, 11:36 am • 39 9 • view
PUKE!
may 22, 2025, 6:20 pm • 2 0 • view
Wow, this is truly sickening. 🤮
may 23, 2025, 12:20 am • 2 0 • view
A government that’s becoming no different than Russia with the Olegrards AKA the billionaires
may 25, 2025, 4:58 pm • 2 0 • view
I believe he is a fan of Orban in Hungary. Everybody should listen to this podcasts.apple.com/dk/podcast/t...
may 25, 2025, 7:39 pm • 1 0 • view
may 21, 2025, 2:47 pm • 1 0 • view
Jesus would be outraged at the way they're deliberately making life harder, and in many cases impossible, for the "least of his children" during these already cruel and difficult times.
may 21, 2025, 5:50 am • 5 0 • view
I'm starting to wonder if God is even real, I mean, with the amount of smiting prayers they gotta be getting at this point...something's fishy.
may 21, 2025, 7:19 am • 2 0 • view
“I need those votes!”
may 21, 2025, 5:49 am • 2 0 • view
The MAGA Republicans never pass up an opportunity to desecrate the Christian faith. Sick.
may 21, 2025, 12:46 pm • 4 0 • view
😂
may 22, 2025, 4:12 am • 2 0 • view
The Speaker was praying for immunity from prosecution like his lord and savior. bsky.app/profile/mind...
may 21, 2025, 1:04 pm • 25 13 • view
Such a lying piece of shit
may 21, 2025, 1:31 pm • 1 0 • view
Dream on pea brain! Americans are against this authoritarian bullshit. See MAGA at the polls!
may 21, 2025, 2:22 pm • 1 0 • view
I currently have zero faith in America.
may 21, 2025, 2:11 pm • 7 0 • view
He practices in front of a mirror. LOL. So freakin creepy
may 21, 2025, 1:30 pm • 1 0 • view
Hypocrisy in action.
may 21, 2025, 11:46 am • 1 0 • view
I think I just witnessed a spiritual awakening... or a 1am caffeine crash. Either way, I'm here for the drama.
may 21, 2025, 8:52 am • 1 0 • view
He should be looking down at the devil he worships. No true Christian would want to impose this kind of hurt on the vulnerable with their "Big Ugly Bill".
may 22, 2025, 12:27 pm • 2 0 • view
Sick fuck. I hope God strikes his ass down
may 22, 2025, 8:46 am • 2 0 • view
Moses parting the greedy floodgates. He is more delusional than religious. He is fake.
may 21, 2025, 7:31 am • 2 0 • view
How does his SOB sleep at night?
may 21, 2025, 11:50 am • 1 0 • view
Yep, the height of hypocrisy, and Christian Nationalism on steroids. 🤬
may 21, 2025, 3:29 pm • 4 0 • view
bsky.app/profile/saty...
may 21, 2025, 6:57 am • 1 0 • view
That watch is spinning fast and it’s not the kind of fuvk from watching porn.
may 21, 2025, 12:30 pm • 1 0 • view
Shouldn't he be looking down?
may 21, 2025, 5:55 am • 4 0 • view
😂
may 21, 2025, 9:10 am • 2 0 • view
How about almost half his constituency is on Medicaid?!
may 21, 2025, 4:15 pm • 1 0 • view
Micro Johnson
may 21, 2025, 9:07 am • 1 0 • view
The Republican Party today is nowhere near being Republican. Today's Republicans (including Donald Trump) are nothing but extremist, insane conspiracy theorists, haters, racists, lunatics and cuckoos that are better known as RINO & CINO (Christians In Name Only).
may 21, 2025, 10:00 am • 26 5 • view
You'd have to go back to th 50's for it to b thought of as very different. By '48 th tide had turned & bigotry started t become their brand. The party of Lincoln was no more. Look up a @cnn doc called 'a Radical Rebellion' about the '64 GOP convention. HHH puts Civil Rights on th Dem platform in '48
may 21, 2025, 1:55 pm • 0 0 • view
God? Is God MAGA?
may 22, 2025, 9:43 pm • 0 0 • view
Is the hand in the foreground an indication on Johnson's integrity?
may 21, 2025, 7:37 am • 2 0 • view
He looks like he awaits a golden shower any second
may 21, 2025, 2:23 pm • 1 0 • view
Congressmen can represent their constituents if we make our voices loud and call every day so they know we’re not lazy and complacent. Are you tired of giving your hard earned money to the already obscenely wealthy?
may 21, 2025, 8:47 am • 7 1 • view
Isn’t johnson paying rent in DC to Berger ? Not really Christ like is he?
may 21, 2025, 8:40 am • 9 2 • view
Let's see all those taking from the poor to give to the rich, they'll find their names blotted out of the Book of Life.
may 21, 2025, 1:56 pm • 0 0 • view
Hypocrisy is their religion.
may 21, 2025, 9:39 am • 2 0 • view
Hey Louisiana, pop. 4.598 million, Here's who Moses Mike is calling lazy and wants to deny food and health care. Just like Jesus, he's handing $4.5 trillion to the top 1%. Enrollment: SNAP 892,048 Medicaid 1.6 million Medicare over 930,000 Social Security 925,400
may 21, 2025, 12:28 pm • 14 5 • view
You get what you vote for.
may 21, 2025, 1:39 pm • 0 0 • view
Despise Performative Christianity. Go make a show of your religion on your own time.
may 21, 2025, 1:05 pm • 3 0 • view
I love reminding them of Matthew 6:5 biblehub.com/matthew/6-5....
may 21, 2025, 1:40 pm • 1 0 • view
exactly right M oscow A gents G overning A merica
may 21, 2025, 11:41 am • 1 0 • view
may 21, 2025, 10:03 pm • 0 0 • view
I’d like to know what their plans are for all the trillions they’re stealing from us . Like the man said they want it all. With money comes power and with power comes control; oh perhaps that’s the plan
may 22, 2025, 10:16 am • 1 0 • view
He is the biggest f'ing hypocrite in Congress.
may 22, 2025, 6:20 pm • 3 0 • view
This voter is actually watching the middle of the night Rules committee debacle.
may 21, 2025, 6:40 am • 16 0 • view
This voter, too.
may 21, 2025, 6:59 am • 9 0 • view
He wouldn’t have to pray for it if he simply listened to the people trying to get in
may 21, 2025, 6:11 pm • 1 0 • view
Prick
may 21, 2025, 9:56 pm • 1 0 • view
Charlatan
may 21, 2025, 5:43 pm • 4 0 • view
Pretty much what this fake ass Christian said! Weasel Mikey!
may 21, 2025, 5:54 am • 4 0 • view
@thegodpodcast.com Do your thing🙏
may 21, 2025, 1:17 pm • 1 0 • view
Jesus would literally run you out of his temple for this performance art you call Christianity. The dude that flipped tables, hated loan sharks and scorned those that prayed in public for show would have zero use for this shit being done in his name.
may 21, 2025, 6:55 am • 14 2 • view
Don’t use the lords name in vain. Isn’t that one of the Ten Commandments? #CINO Christian in name only #FUfelon47
may 21, 2025, 11:37 am • 2 0 • view
He is almost as nauseating as his dear leader
may 21, 2025, 11:51 am • 1 0 • view
I want this fake fuck torn apart for all eternity in fucking HELL
may 21, 2025, 11:48 am • 2 0 • view
Interesting picture. I call him "Smol Johnson" and that hand seems to agree with me.
may 21, 2025, 11:43 am • 1 0 • view
#CINO Christian in name only
may 21, 2025, 11:38 am • 1 0 • view
Sometimes I wish I was not a lapsed Catholic because I would love to see Jesus Christ come down to earth and smite him immediately...
may 21, 2025, 7:31 am • 3 0 • view
This is why I believe churches are a cult, all tax breaks need to go. Politicians, church don’t mix !
may 21, 2025, 7:27 am • 3 0 • view
What an idiot! He's praying and facing the wrong way! He should be facing down
may 21, 2025, 1:00 pm • 1 0 • view
So dickless
may 21, 2025, 6:02 pm • 1 0 • view
may 21, 2025, 9:26 am • 43 13 • view
sorry you should have read the terms and conditions more carefully to cancel your trial subscription to fascism, please call your Republican Congressperson and request impeachment
may 21, 2025, 2:00 pm • 5 0 • view
And poor you will be...
may 21, 2025, 2:08 pm • 1 0 • view
You gotta take the whole package.
may 22, 2025, 3:22 pm • 0 0 • view
Perfection 👌
may 21, 2025, 1:53 pm • 1 0 • view
If they ever make a movie about that piece of shit, it will be a shame that Robin Williams isn't working in his prime. No one could have been more perfect for that role, but it would have been hard to see.
may 21, 2025, 5:05 am • 6 1 • view
may 21, 2025, 6:26 am • 1 1 • view
More like, give me the VOTES ...
may 21, 2025, 1:37 pm • 1 0 • view
may 21, 2025, 8:36 am • 5 1 • view
You just know that his son's Porn Warning app or whatever is just pinging up a storm every time Mike looks at what he's doing. "DAAAAD! Stop!"
may 21, 2025, 7:37 am • 3 0 • view
The extra hand is showing the size of Mikey's brain or something.
may 22, 2025, 11:14 am • 1 0 • view
Even more, his God is watching. Based on their own belief, he will be in hell in the "afterlife".
may 21, 2025, 11:39 am • 1 0 • view
Yep! 🎯
may 21, 2025, 12:45 pm • 1 0 • view
If a “prayer” comes from an anti Christian fascist I would consider it all for show. To pray for a cruel bill that would bring suffering to millions and give to the wealthy 1% I believe I understand what southbound direction the false prayers are headed.
may 21, 2025, 5:54 pm • 1 0 • view
He didn't need devine strength to harm folks. Managed that all by himself without any magic
may 21, 2025, 6:54 am • 2 0 • view
And the hand depicting the size of his 🍆
may 21, 2025, 11:53 am • 0 0 • view
may 21, 2025, 7:48 am • 3 1 • view
What an utter and total asshole. Fuck you Mike Johnson, go watch porn with your son you closeted gay man (not that there is anything wrong with that).
may 21, 2025, 12:58 pm • 3 0 • view
I hope a bus finds his face.
may 21, 2025, 9:49 am • 1 0 • view
Religious Right Wing Hypocrisy.
may 21, 2025, 12:41 pm • 4 0 • view
In my opinion, they are heretics
may 21, 2025, 1:38 pm • 5 0 • view
“And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full.” Jesus in Matthew, chapter 6, verse 5.
may 21, 2025, 5:03 am • 10 1 • view
Fake ass Christian that shares his porn visits with his son and vice versa! Sick in the head grifter for money using his fake sky based entity to justify being evil. Well past time these charlatans were removed from office...
may 21, 2025, 6:52 am • 4 0 • view
Moral corruption hiding behind religion is not faith.
may 21, 2025, 2:33 pm • 1 0 • view
Really glad I walked from religion after 55+ years
may 21, 2025, 3:26 pm • 1 0 • view
The ole Reverse Robinhood…
may 21, 2025, 12:42 pm • 4 0 • view
God here, fuck off Johnson
may 21, 2025, 6:53 am • 6 0 • view
Murder the Poor! REPUBLICAN MURDER BILL!
may 21, 2025, 11:17 am • 1 0 • view
Give me a f*cking break! He’s gonna rot in hell right next to old tRump!
may 22, 2025, 4:49 am • 1 0 • view
He’s praying to the god of grift & greed .
may 21, 2025, 1:28 pm • 1 0 • view
may 22, 2025, 3:16 am • 7 2 • view
It's time he gets fkd over 😡😡😡
may 22, 2025, 4:20 pm • 3 0 • view
Every time Johnson prays, Mammon answers.
may 21, 2025, 10:43 am • 1 0 • view
Most people don't realize this, but the GOP has a large amount folks who practice witchcraft.
may 21, 2025, 6:06 pm • 0 0 • view
He's a despicable weasel. Zero Christlike bones in his body.
may 21, 2025, 12:31 pm • 1 0 • view
Oh God sees you, Mikey. You're probably going Hell, so enjoy the riches while you still can.
may 21, 2025, 12:25 pm • 3 0 • view
"...and blame it on the Dems."
may 21, 2025, 12:43 pm • 0 0 • view
What a twisted wanker Sad
may 21, 2025, 9:43 am • 2 0 • view
Bastard GOP
may 21, 2025, 9:08 am • 3 0 • view
🤣😂🤣 “Presidents come and Presidents go - but MAGA Mike and me will ALWAYS fuck the poors” @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social 🤣😂🤣
may 21, 2025, 12:59 pm • 1 0 • view
Typo, he really said, "DARK Lord..."
may 21, 2025, 4:01 pm • 1 0 • view
Good one!
may 21, 2025, 4:02 pm • 0 0 • view
Remember at the midterms!!!😡
may 22, 2025, 7:41 am • 2 0 • view
If you want to know what that looks like, watch Star Trek.
may 21, 2025, 12:33 pm • 0 0 • view
Magic Mike: “AND, make it quick! I got a hot dude on Grindr waiting with a lot of baby oil!” 😂😂😳👀
may 21, 2025, 8:10 am • 3 0 • view
despicable
may 21, 2025, 5:01 am • 4 0 • view
Why is he always so shiny?
may 21, 2025, 7:01 am • 5 0 • view
Sanctimonious hypocrisy.
may 21, 2025, 3:47 pm • 1 0 • view
Gross.
may 21, 2025, 1:58 pm • 1 0 • view
He is a very evil man. 😡
may 22, 2025, 12:04 pm • 2 0 • view
I hope he had enough energy left over later to hit up Grindr.
may 22, 2025, 12:57 am • 1 0 • view
Waiting for the day someone wipes that sneer off his face.
may 21, 2025, 1:48 pm • 1 0 • view
8647 🇺🇸
may 22, 2025, 2:27 am • 0 0 • view
may 21, 2025, 9:55 am • 21 5 • view
Or a spineless twat dressed in a bargain bin Stephen Colbert skinsuit.
may 21, 2025, 3:09 pm • 2 0 • view
He calls himself a Christian! That’s as bad as Fox News calling itself journalism!
may 21, 2025, 3:26 pm • 12 7 • view
may 21, 2025, 6:51 am • 3 0 • view
may 21, 2025, 6:02 am • 6 0 • view
oh, it's the holy rollers! Are they speaking in tongues? 👅
may 21, 2025, 7:28 am • 3 0 • view
Too busy using their tongues to bathe Trump.
may 21, 2025, 12:47 pm • 2 0 • view
Having been raised in the Nazarene church, I am so appalled at these so called Christians. What I was taught was to help others, don’t judge and spread kindness. Now it is all hate preaching. Johnson praying to harm our fellow Americans just proves over and over again how horrible they have become.
may 21, 2025, 11:11 am • 1 0 • view
Mike thinks the voice in his head is God.
may 22, 2025, 12:19 am • 0 0 • view
what is it they say about making a spectacle of your faith
may 21, 2025, 8:20 am • 2 0 • view
Lightning should be striking Mike any minute now...
may 21, 2025, 5:41 am • 10 0 • view
may 21, 2025, 5:42 am • 7 0 • view
I hope his live in boyfriend here in DC can’t get it up tonight
may 22, 2025, 6:20 pm • 1 0 • view
Why are they praying in the chamber? Separation of Church and State people!!!
may 21, 2025, 2:09 pm • 2 0 • view
And rape the public lands
may 21, 2025, 11:32 am • 1 0 • view
But, he's Moses... right? According to himself and god...? So, all he has to do is part the red tape.
may 21, 2025, 6:07 pm • 1 0 • view
Reason 7,543 why I find religion so unappealing.
may 22, 2025, 11:45 am • 3 0 • view
Holy Mike on the march! Prayze Jayzus!
may 21, 2025, 7:30 am • 2 0 • view
bsky.app/profile/af68...
may 21, 2025, 8:28 am • 3 0 • view
We lose health insurance and SNAP. Billionaires become even wealthier. We have a billionaire infestation problem in America.
may 21, 2025, 7:24 am • 8 1 • view
It's sad they believe a complete moron will save them from Democrats, Marxist, Liberals, Mexicans, drag queens, CRT (they don't even know what that is) and make their lives better by making everyone else's lives worst, taking away healthcare from 13.7 million the disabled and elderly.
may 21, 2025, 11:21 am • 8 4 • view
They believe in an alternate gospel, and an alternate Constitution
may 21, 2025, 1:49 pm • 1 0 • view
What happened to the separation of church and state? Don't try praying for me pervert, go fuck yourself .
may 21, 2025, 7:02 pm • 6 0 • view
Especially in my home state!
may 21, 2025, 5:00 am • 4 0 • view
Sick F^ck 🤮
may 21, 2025, 3:19 pm • 1 0 • view
combining his religion with the people's govt makes it state-sanctioned does it not?
may 21, 2025, 6:31 am • 2 0 • view
Amen
may 21, 2025, 1:30 pm • 0 0 • view
“…and the Middle Class so I’ll have even more poor to fuck over!”
may 21, 2025, 9:05 am • 4 0 • view
What a performative pillock. How the hell were these muppets allowed anywhere near the levers of power?
may 21, 2025, 5:08 pm • 1 0 • view
To their conception of Jesus as a white Republican American male who drives a large truck. Carries an AR-15 style weapon beneath his seamless robe. That's their lord...
may 21, 2025, 7:11 am • 6 1 • view
What a hypocritical SOB. And they wonder why people are leaving the church in droves.
may 21, 2025, 10:58 am • 2 0 • view
Christian Taliban. End of discussion
may 21, 2025, 12:05 pm • 1 0 • view
may 21, 2025, 1:39 pm • 0 0 • view
Fucking POS.
may 21, 2025, 6:54 am • 4 0 • view
Let's hope that it's their, "Let them eat cake," moment...
may 21, 2025, 1:42 pm • 1 0 • view
This dude has a whole lotta secrets and it can't be that hard to find out what's going on. www.propublica.org/article/mike...
may 23, 2025, 12:19 am • 12 8 • view
Disgusting.
may 21, 2025, 6:20 pm • 0 0 • view
That pinchy finger on his head LOL
may 21, 2025, 3:54 pm • 1 0 • view