It takes a huge bag of blow to keep her going every day and that stuff is cash-only. And it ain't cheap! 😂😂😜

I do…but only at a casino….

Not to defend that awful human , but I do.

You don't eat eggs, do you?

Your "guy," who has "really good shit," carries around $3000 in cash.

Drug dealers and hookers!!

Who HAS $3000 in cash?

The DHS per diem?

Someone who was just bribed or have plans on bribing/paying off another party 🤔

lol. I was thinking the same thing sheesh. Does she know something we don’t ?

A woman who can't hold on to their wallet runs a department with the word "secure" in it?

Drug dealers?

Farts and prayers to her.

She learned from Jerry Springer not to pay whores with personal checks.

not me

It looks like Dept of Homeland Security didn’t pay attention to the WHITE guy who stole their boss’s purse. Also, besides drug dealers or mafia bookies, who carries $3000 in cash? bsky.app/profile/jami...

DHS secretary gets her bag stolen. That’s kinda ironic.

She's sad they'll never find it now, because she specified the bills be unmarked

Nice one! 👏

Mrs. Peacock after someone slipped it under the bathroom stall door as a bribe.

more like a go-bag than a purse

Exactly

…drugs can be expensive, especially if you pay for the whole group 😀

That’s hookers and blow money, not dinner and drinks money.

“I’m planning to Uber home by way of Paris.”

This.

Basically, not someone on the up-&-up

Only the best people.

On top of a check book. Otherwise it could be a “I’m a cash person” thing. And I am sure she had credit cards and Apple Pay. So it looks like cash to prevent a trail money.

Hmmmm ... someone with, shall we say, a chemical issue? She's pure scum.

Obviously MS-13

drug dealers

“So what was in the bag ma’am?” “Err, $3000 in cash, a Rolex, a new iPhone, a diamond bracelet, several rings, a gold chain” “You’re certain of that.” “Cross my heart….whats the crime number for my insurance claim?”

Or a checkbook?

I guess her security detail were also DEI hires?

Kristi Noem does.

Tariff per diem?

She’s got a “lip plumper/botox guy” who works out of his car and only takes cash.

Criminals

1st Q: Why is the Secret Service reviewing security camera footage to see who did it? Wouldn't they have seen the dude with their own eyes while they were supposedly guarding her??? And who runs around with $3K in cash in their purse, unless they're planning on meeting their dealer in the bathroom?

Secret service guards people, not their personal property. Let DC police handle it.

The story said SS was investigating and reviewing footage.

Exactly, why is th SS investigating a property crime? No one attacked the protectee

Why does Noem carry $3,000 in cash in her handbag? Because you never know when you’re going to run into a plastic surgeon holding a sale.

I expect that Bondi will announce that the perp will be sentenced to life in prison with no chance of parole.

An inside job. Without her passport, she won’t be making any more trips down to El Salvador anytime soon.

Drug score?

Corey Lewandowski.

I don't think that twisted he-whore has to cough up bucks for that Homeland tart.

Bail money in case she is arrested for more animal abuse.

MS-13 members, according to Kristi Noem.

I expect that AG Bondi will announce that the perp will be sentenced to life in a Salvadoran prison with no chance of parole.

Her nights takings from stripping for Trump ?

I hope they DON'T catch the thief!!

She probably stole it from a very hard working migrant

I haven't carried cash since getting a debit card years ago.

Forget that, who carries blank checks these days? Was she going to write one for $100 over her grocery total to get even more cash?

People who pay people to do things they want no trace

www.mirror.co.uk/opinion/foot...

Buying a puppy

Dope dealers, pimps, and spies.

Blackmailers won't take plastic.

Why was she walking around with her passport? That is not a vital document that we usually carry here in the United States.

Paymasters and bribe recipients, to name 2.

We live in The Onion’s world now

Lucky for her that the Secret Service got rid of all those "DEI hires".

She does, when she has to pick up Hegseth’s nightly bar tab.

She turned that many tricks?

DC Republican'ts aren't known for their stamina, so thirty a night is not outside the realm of possibility...

😂

And a checkbook??

That was my first thought, too. bsky.app/profile/siam...

According to her (checks notes) MS-13 members.

Nothing is normal about this sociopath. I mean who brags about shooting a puppy because it was acting like a puppy?

The homeland "security" secretary had her lil pocket book stolen? Tf kinda security she got!?

Really!!!

She either stole it from people during an ICE raid or she was going to buy some drugs after dinner.

You never know when you might get the urge to splurge on a dozen eggs.

Homeland "Security" Secretary

A random event🤔

Someone who believes the banks are gonna fail

MS13 Gang member?

My first thought was, how can someone this terrible at personal security be trusted with National Security 🤦‍♂️

Honestly, people who don’t want to leave a spending trail of their misdeeds.

Criminals

The thief does, now.

Noem says to herself, damn, I had $30 in cash in there, I mean $300. No better make that $3,000 when I file the report could also be a possibility.

I expect that Bondi will announce that the perp will be sentenced to life in a Salvadoran prison with no chance of parole.

The going theory is that he needed a makeup bag large enough to use to vandalize a Cybertruck.

😂

Yes yes yes 😆

Newsweek is reporting she was paying for family Easter gifts and meals with cash.

Mug money? More likely a little something to grease some palms.

Can only assume the next installment was due on that thing that used to be her face.

If you were cheating on your husband, you would use cash for hotel rooms so your husband wouldn't see the transactions on CC statements? 🤷 Why did she have her access badge with her?

Gotta pay for those extensions somehow

She was expecting the bodyguard to keep the john from rolling her.

People who commit crimes and give/accept bribes.

And how big was the damn bag? I mean, I carry a standard mom tote most of the time that would hold all of that, but not to dinner on a Sunday.

It was her down payment on another ridiculous watch.

Lots of folks seem hung up on Noem carrying around a few stacks of cash. I see certain legitimate scenarios where that might be a thing. But I'm more intrigued about her carrying around a book of personal blank checks in 2025.

It was definitely not a dog that stole it, because she would have put a dog down...

Maybe she's having an affair and doesn't want transactions showing up on the personal card she shares with Hubs? Just asking questions here.