Sometimes, even nothing is a cool hand

Not the greatest publicity for boosting enrollment. Explains the $20,000 enlistment bonus.

National Guardeners.

My Dad was in the California National Guard--he would have got a kick out of this. He loved his garden & backyard orchard. I know he would have enjoyed tending to gardens and helping communities, rather than the marching around in the desert that his troops did back in the 80's.

For clarification: he hated Donald Trump.

Mulch Ado About Nothing.

Thank you for your lawn service.

Unf’ngbelievable- Is this happening in the USA or RUSSIA?

Crime fighters in DC

So they figured out what to do with all the bullshit that they have been spewing 😁

TF is a cubic ton?

Volume measurement of mulch that weighs one ton.

Huh. We just go by cubic yards around here. 🤷‍♂️

I guess we’re mixing volume and weight now, who knew

Are they now suited up to become blackguards?

More proof the crime was never as great as the propaganda.

US war fighters proudly demonstrating their fitness for war fighting...by gardening.

What a joke, these guys signed up to protect our country and pledged allegiance to the constitution and now Shitler is turning them into GARDENERS!

South Park doesn't need creative inspirations it has reality

In North Korea their troops have to work the fields so they don't starve & to satisfy the ego of a manical dictator. In the USA they're not starving...

😂😅

Great story to tell their kids when they go home. “Protecting our country by spreading mulch and manure in the parks”. Must be great for morale

Horse manure

(Bad ass militia): we've trained our whole lives for this...

Make yard not war

Waste of our finest

They take unpaid time off from work for this, and leave their families. I heard they have not been paid? This is so incredibly disrespectful! They are the National Guard, not the National Gardeners!

they have been renamed the "Weekend Weed Eater Battalion" lol #veteransagainsttrump #marinesagainstfascism #lgbtq+ #humanrightsforall #deportmaga #welcomeimmigrants

The Mexican Army would have gotten it done in half the time. Just saying.

Holy lol.

War Fighters (weeds)

Don't forget to fertilize the White House lawns

WTF

Love having the exact data. Now, I need to know how many NG it takes to change a light bulb.

It was never about crime.

So can I declare an emergency in my yard this fall when I need my leaves raked and get some of this National Guard Lawn Service?

I'll take them harassing weeds over roughing up the locals.

Good thing Trump is on top of the national mulch emergency in DC!

what is a cubic ton? a measurement of trump's BS?

If only Vance was under it

Well somebody has to replace all the landscapers getting kidnapped! It's not like the National Guard has anything better to do than spread mulch, like prepare for war with our enemies or feed their families.

Well done comrades !

I hope they all get a Distinguished Mulching Medal

Too mulch, too soon.

Gardening with maximum lethality. Hope the plants are ok.

It's almost like the Civilian Conservation Corps, in camo, and with guns, and not civilians

Ridiculous

Operation Spread It.

It looks like they're cosplaying as Mexicans all covered up, but without rhythm. Basically.

Not for nothing I was at the capitol in May and the landscaping was the worst I have ever seen.

If I were them, and gioven those jobs, I'd be on a bus home. Charge me for being AWOL, if I wanted to do that sort of thing, I already have a job where I can.