IF 👏 YOU 👏 DON'T 👏 RAISE YOUR 👏 OWN 👏 SHEEP, 👏 ,EXTRACT 👏 YOUR 👏 OWN DYE, 👏 AND 👏 FORGE 👏 YOUR 👏 OWN 👏 NEEDLES 👏 AND 👏 INVENT 👏 YOUR 👏 OWN 👏 GARMENT 👏 ARE 👏 YOU 👏 EVEN 👏 KNITTING?! I curse the loom, the death of the craftsman, (and the true Scotsman).

Please ignore the fact that I missed a clapping emoji twice. It will already haunt me tonight, so no need for it to haunt us both.