If only it were that easy to rid ourselves of the Don of Cons.

Damn - I had a second of elation! Only to be disappointed again….

I wish!😏

My 92-year-old Dad quite helpfully pointed out that lightning strikes golf courses all the time.

Might be a chance if trump wasn't afraid of the rain.

His makeup might run, but turds float.

Florida has more lightning strike density than any other state. He should probably golf more.

It's just plain mean to get our hopes up like that.

😆

dang, they read my mind. I don't want him dead, at all. His most fitting role would be in an LTAC on a ventilator until his coccyx is visible.

You had me excited for a second there

Wish this was really true and not a joke!

I got excited for about 2 seconds damn it.

😆

Ha ha.

Hopes and prayers 🙏

During trumps first term, my then 86 year old dad said he woke up every day hoping he heart disease took trump. My parents have since passed and I’m glad they don’t have to deal with his bullshit again.

I feel the same. Mine passed before covid and it was a relief that they didn't have to suffer his inept handling and stupidity.

If only

If only.

We wish

😂

lol if only....one can wish

If only... :)

🎻

Tease.

👏👏😂😂👏👏

We can hope and wish... Luke, use the force!

🙏yes please

I think DT would choke on the truth before he would on nis ultimate comfort food--bullsh*t. 😜

One of my favorite dreams. Most are more violent. Like exploding golf resorts or bloody rolling heads....

You got my hopes up

I don't care that this is satire, this would be a dream come true.

Send him a dozen big macs.

Stealing!!

✊👍

That 1st and 2nd line had me 👀!!! Then, the 3rd line 💩

Love this one!!

Don't toy with my emotions like that!!

I wish.

If only....!

Don’t we all wish!!!!

Maybe it should read - president is making millions from insider trading (via his continued manipulation of tariffs), while his political opponents bicker about his distractions.

They aren't distractions. They're all part of a fascist piece.

😂😂😂

If only it were true.

If there is a god... let it be

Don’t post this shit until that fucker is DEAD.

it will be a mass death when he so will the MAGA

👍👍👍👍👍👍

We are praying for that

This was the laugh I needed after reading the real headlines.

Please let it happen and let it be long and suffering

🙏

One can dream

Maybe this will be the day?

😄

🤞

I wish

And no one tried to help.

If Im not mistaken thats how Stalin died. He had a massive stroke and was laying helpless on the floor and the comrades who were there did not call for help until it was too late. Had they called help, who knows maybe he would still be alive today.

Wait actually?

No, he was old then, he would have not lived until now. That was a lame joke.

ahh ok. i don't know my history very well except for oddly specific things

My mother used to say: If wishes were horses, we’d all have one to ride. I would sure like a pony

Love it!

🇦🇺🍃🐨🙏🏻If only!💩

If only.

If only it were the National ANAL Probe.

……if only

🤞🏼

Lol. Good one.

We can only wish!

One can only hope

One wishes.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😢

We can only wish.

🤞

you sure it wasn't on Putin's bone

🤞🤞

Give him another serving.

🤣🤣🤣 🙏🏻

First sign. Shit dribbling down his chin.

😂

So good 🤗

Got kinda hyped up for a sec….then….you know. Then again, your whole line of succession is brutal. Vance and Johnson would be just as bad. It would need to be like a plague.

Nothing new.. orange turd still breathing and vomiting more bullshits..

🤣🤣🤣

Don't tease me with a good time!

If only…

Naw, he been BS-ing for so long that he’s immune now!

We can dream, right?

😅

We need to organize a HUGE March on Washington NOW!!! To show Trump how dissatisfied we’re with his policies, what he is doing to the USA and Ukraine! He’s decimated our gov and denied arms, stopped intelligence and commercial satellites to Ukraine. ALL for Putin and the so called King! #repost

If Only!!!

First two lines are great, prefer aneurism.

That is very funny

Don't worry, all that fast food he eats will one day get to him.

I was hoping...

You got my hopes up. Now I'm sad.

From the National (anal) Probe.

If only it were so!🤣

Stop with the teasing would ya! 😂

We wish this was true.

If only it were true!! 🙏

I have officially taken the TU and rearranged it. So POS TU. T for Times, U for Up. You can figure out the rest.

It's not his bullshit he is choking on... #TrumpIsAFuckingTraitor

Correction; own orange 💩. #NQNQ247

If only it were true.

Pull the plug

now that’s a fantasy I can get on board with.

It could happen.

😂

Please make it so!

and swallowing giant chunks of’it‼️ perhaps 🤔 a self inflicted wound that does’im’in

If only….

I wish!

Pharaoh Rameses says "So it shall be written, so it shall be done".

The headline the world wants to see…

I wish, but we can always hope and pray 😵😅🤣👍🏾

youtu.be/EKnoUbDIpjo?...

🥰🤣🤣🤣

I wish😜🤮💩

🤞🏽

Dang that must've been a ton! 😆

If only it were true. I know we all are.

We could only be so lucky

I had so much hope. Then I read the third line.

Damn. You almost made me piss myself with excitement. Don’t tease me like this lol

If it were only true.

I wish. Full tilt mrsa would be nice. No scientific antibodies for the lying POS

If only

We can only hope.

DonOLD

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Don't tease a girl with good news like that...darn there went my happy face

I wish.

If only.

If it were only true it would be wonderful.

That one way he could MAGA.

Good!

💙love this

isdonaldtrumpdead.com

He would drown in it first.

Help make this go viral!

The world is entering a downswing of history. I'm not ashamed to shill my dad's book that covers electricity, ammo, water, food, health, and sustainability. These topics are covered in ways that other books do not. Especially making, storing and using electricity. www.amazon.com/s?k=teotwawk...

🫢🤭🙂😄😆😂🤣

Dead is what we want

So cruel to get our hopes up like that. It is to sigh.

One can hope

Let me guess Donnie tripped over on a burger 🍔 and Diet Coke lol

I wish!!!!

Wishful thinking.

If only

😂

This, please.

🤣

😂

Sadly, I don't think he'll succumb tonight. Better luck tomorrow!

If Trump is gone before I wake, I hope he took his sycophants with him. Amen.

😆😆😆😆

Here you go….

If only

Such a joyous headline!

Do not toy with me!!

I wish

WISHFUL THINKING

Be better if the headline said dead. ☠️

I could care less if it’s his own bullshit. But I love the whole choking thing.

I got excited for a minute....

Oh, Girl ...stop raising my hopes only to end up disappointed AGAIN!

Bravo 👏

Thank you for this I really needed to smile today-unfortunately it's meme...

'..devoutly to be wished'

🤣🤣🤣

I wish

If only!

Could happen or on a Big Mac!

🤣 needed that laugh!

Really, it should be “Donald Trump survives AGAIN after…..”

🤣

If only

@mary1kathy.bsky.social stop it, you're making us all excited and then taking it all away again when we find out #felon47 has a greater capacity for bullshit than would the average person.

If only !

Priceless!

I heard he was take to Walter Reed suffering from giant hemorrhoids. Thankfully (or not) his entire cabinet was removed by surgery.