😹😹😹 I don’t know how these people come up with such good stuff. Are they all working for Jimmy Kimmel?

Source please

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Wouldn't you think that the alleged attempted 'assassin' would feature as one of his many enemies, and he'd be posting furious 4am tweets about him? Nothing. Without wanting to stoke conspiracy theories, there's something very odd about that whole incident.

So what are our paid elected representatives going to do to get back our White House and our country This is like a nightmare allowing the criminals to run our country and live in our White House

And our economy will not have suffered any scars like his ear.

We got stuck with "Lumpy thee Liquidator" :

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He’ll fix it like he fixed his hair

Mmmmmph!

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BAM!

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Awesome 👌

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If he did grow back his ear I might feel better. It might prove he’s some sort of evil alien and isn’t really human at all.

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a fake faker faking,. .. .

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Chinese city launches toilet 'counterattack' against Trump tariffs as sales soar flip.it/8AsSlP

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Trump claims it was a miracle. He will use it when he petitions for sainthood.

Yet some people still think that shit was real 🙄

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Setup, setup, setup

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Yeah right?!

With a maxipad.

You're still at it!!!😅 Trumps ear was our distraction then but "We can see Clearly Now." I need 2 stop throwing out somebody's song!!😂💙

Put this next to his favorite golf course and he might read it. Then again maybe not. After all, he is illiterate.

From his long distance ear piercing that he paid for🤣🤣

The He-Man of the Ear !! Sports a Miracle Ear that never listens.

Great sign

I'm tired of winning 😂🤣

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Excellent

Too funny, love it.

Sadly 47’s attempt to kill our economy, healthcare, rights and protections is real, unlike the staged assassination attempt.

That took trump about 24 hrs. After taking off the kotex pads.

#Noose #Ear #NowPlaying #MumfordAndSons #Freedom

Maybe snot

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Naw. Unlike his faux wound, the economy is actually damaged.

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You mean the ear that was never hurt or bloodied?

I've stolen this 😉

Is it true that the Pope used his brief meeting with Vance to excommunicate him.?

Why spread lies like this?

Maybe the recession, and the loss of international respect will just go away, like his bone spurs

Excellent.

Has anyone ever SEEN his ear?!

Maybe we will hear the news and break into song about DingDong the TinyDick-tater is gone”

I think he just wiped off the Ketchup and three the packet away

Magic wasn’t it? His followers are so goddamned stupid they probably think he healed himself.

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Oh, I see leftists turning on the "fake news media". God forbid some will claim the 2024 election was rigged

“Do you hear the people sing, singing a song of angry men, it is the music of a people who will not be slaves again. When the beating of your heart echoes the beating of the drums, there is a fight about to start when tomorrow comes.” Les Miserables #ProtectTheConstitution! 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 youtu.be/1q82twrdr0U

Oh this one is good….🏆🏆🏆

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Love that sign! Thank you

Trump is an Alien or a liar

verified as a false tweet, but believable.

Love It!!

Love this!!

Two people died for Trumps fake assassination attempt. cbwrong.blogspot.com?m=1

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Ha ha ha

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The problem is that the economy is real

Can't build something off lies.

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Good one. That ear healed in a miraculous way. Almost as if it was only cut slightly with a razor.

That would make a good protest sign, too!

Miracle ear?

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The difference is POtuS45💩47’s ear was never missing, but our economy is.

Worth tuning into youtu.be/p17SBAdBvgE?...

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Fake news #impeachtrump #voteoutmaga

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You are Seen! An article about 50501 in Germany and the actual protests! www.diebewertung.de/zweiter-prot...

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Omg I love it.

Someone carried this on a sign yesterday in Freeport, Maine, and we all laughed, and sighed.

I am a medical professional, not a doctor. I believe that to this day, he was not shot. Very sick to fake it, but he is nothing but a fake and sick minded.

I love it!!!

Or his multiple failed businesses.

That was a joke someone actually died for

Oooo, good one!

Like a lizard 🦎

We all need to worship so hard for this, like we did for his ear to regrow!!

The miraculous ear, quickly wiped of the ketchup, is winning bigly.

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Welp - just found my next protest sign!

I mean...that didn't work for his little mushroom 🤷🏻‍♂️

🤣😂 this is great

Doubt it Because he has an inverted gerkin caaaak

Out of all the Americans you got this. Isn’t there anyone better ? I’m sick and tired of losers.

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What kind of ear😂

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I know right!¿ …🦻 growing magic 🤣

and what he wishes he could to his mushroom cock

LOL!

That is hilarious! Where is this?

BURN!!!

The BIGGEST "Faux" Assasination Attempt in the World's History..

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Good One

That cheap stunt and its success with the MAGA voters made me think, "America really has gone to hell".

Oh snap

ear, ear, 💩🤡

Oh, this is freaking BRILLIANT!

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Good idea!😆😆

🤣🤣🤣- that would be a good trick. Abra Cadabra…! 💙🇺🇸🌊💯🙋🏻🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇲🇽🇨🇦🦋💙

Doubtful. The economy has actually been damaged.

Is this real

It should be lol!!🤭

Magas number one goal and enjoy is to see democrats independents etc. anyone different than them to be unhappy angry suffering. Basically they blame their misery on us. They chose where to live and their education etc. but it's our fault .

Ironically I have questions about whether this photo is real too.

He's such a total shitbag

Maybe he can grow a bunch of warts on his orange face from the orange makeup he has used for CENTURIES. I'd like that.

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If he is the miracle man he claims to be, he could end this madness in less than a day, right? So if he can, but doesn’t, what does that tell us? That he is incapable, incompetent, and unwilling, therefore not a good president for all of us, and not good for this country! He needs to be stopped!

Happy Easter KittyKatGirl 🐰💙

WELCOME TO THE AMERICAN GULAG. DISSENT IS CRIMINALIZED. DECENCY IS REPLACED BY BRUTALITY. LACKIES SHOUT ORDERS. MINORITIES ARE PERSECUTED. "CHRISTIAN" NATIONALIST ANTI-DEMOCRATS RUN AMOK. PUPPET MASTERS BACKED BY ARMED STOOGES LOOM IN THE SHADOWS. ITS THAT BAD FOLKS.

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His real fans actually say he was shot in the head. That could explain why the bullet did no lasting damage.

It’s really odd we haven’t had the story behind his attempted assassin. Who was this kid? Was he a doge follower? Was he set up to die if he even existed. Something seems way off on this

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That ear magically healed overnight while this felon was grifting off his staged assassination photo op performance of his defiant fist in the air. No hospital, SS held him up instead of the protocol of DOWN. Medical report came from disgraced, alcoholic, Ronny Jackson, all to monopolize the press.

Shooting occurred but Trump was not shot. Ear grab and flinch caused by gun blast and bullet's shockwave. Injured in this collision. youtu.be/4TOtnYboqxQ

Maybe he won't. Maybe that motherfucker will be held responsible for once in his fucked up spoiled rotten rich fucking life...

Russian clones can regrow limbs, ears, legs, penis…. Only thing is some things do not grow so well on clones….

We got 10 million signatures to force Congress to impeach him before so it's doable. This one has the best language thus far: www.change.org/p/impeach-tr...

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It was a miracle. Behold St. Trump.

wrestling move distraction playbook, working the crowd and camera angles. I don't think he was shot, and the FBI and Secret Service and PA LEOs are hiding it.

They're working on growing 💰 trees

Great meme Mary!

It should be easy, I mean him lying about both is kind of a given lol.