Oh civilization, I miss you!

In America police training involves Trump ass kissing.

Requirements for being an ICE nazi: 1) 2) 3) 4) 5) Can spell ICE with help from an open textbook and somebody reading it to you. (To be fair to the selectors, you ONLY get 500 tries!!)

I forgot to mention that college in Norway is free, all the way to PhD level. Healthcare is free with a $300 max out of pocket annual expense. Having a baby? You get 1 year paid leave, either mom or dad can stay at home. Don't let the US short change you. The US GDP is 62+ times bigger than Norway.

And Norway had the foresight to use their oil revenues as a sovereign wealth fund, not spaff it on weapons & wars

Yes we did. This much NOK equals about $2 Trillion USD. The majority of US oil was discovered on slave plantations. Charles Koch's family came from Nazi Germany. I'm sure this has nothing to do with GOP racism. www.nbim.no/en/

I think you may be right about US oil 😢

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Yeah, we wouldn't want any clown off the streets having the power to arrest us or even throw us down and handcuff us in Norway. What country in the world would be so stupid to allow uneducated ruffians to hold so much power over their citizens? 🤔

They could breathe? 😁

50k sign on bonus.

Spelling your name correctly….well, at least getting 80% of the letters right

The ICE requirements must include being a racist thug with no shame whatsoever at destroying lives.

8/10/25🚩 #ICE gears on sale ❗💥 www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMbG...

It would be funny to have a bunch anti- MAGAts sign up, get hired and then do nothing except walk around, eat, make personal calls, take naps etc

Breathing, white supremacy and compliance with maga cult

Show up

pro white...

To have been a former Proud Boy.

I believe you are required to have 2 arms, 2 legs, and half a brain.

Here chief Billy Bob’s Cousin can get a badge if he promises not to be as bad as usual.

We still have police brutality etc tho 😊

hate in your heart and a sense of self-privilege.

wearing superhero tights for halloween..?

ICE requirements, you ask: 1. Be an incel MAGA chud 2. Hate all PoC & Libs 3. Love guns & the idea of beating the crap out of and/or shooting everyone you hate 4. Love Fascism 5. Project 2025 fanatic 6. Be a complete idiot, incapable of independent thought & critical thinking.

Norwegian police was not armed until spring/summer of 2025.

Bullshit. We have had the most armed unarmed police for the last decades.

No need to be rude. There's been a provisionary regulation ito police carrying fire arms in place for some time. Before that firearms were to be found in lock boxes in vehicles to be used after express permission was granted. The law arming police permanently with a sidearm was passed recently.

True. You shouldn't lie. It's rude.

Enjoy your day.

Straight over your head. Stop lying kiddo.

😄

I think a pulse is required to join the #ICEstappo

You know they'll jump on reanimation tech.

Only requirement right now is being a thug.

Hate and revenge

And is also part of delivering the happiest nation on the planet

According to South Park:

ICE’s only requirement is that you’ll willingly accept money in exchange for collecting humans like you’re a garbage collector. My grandfather fought in WWII to stop this type of activity in Germany. Who will do this for America?

Qualifications have something to do with a Kristi Noem video.

Rigorous training and education are key necessities for any police force, especially one involved in immigration and customs affairs due to the interplay between legal & cultural norms and the situations on the ground. ICE vets must be seething at the gutting of their agency for this shitshow.

It's not just Norway. It's the same in Sweden.

There are none.

Breathing...🙄

Yeah, #NoemSkull doesn’t give a shit about any of that. 🤬

ICE Brownshirts fascists wanted for full time positions -- Impotent little white men who can't get a date who are stupid, ignorant, and sadistic, as well as racist, sexist, and homophobic. Helps if overweight and have your own Walmart camo pants.

Recruits are asked to breathe on a mirror. If it fogs up, they're in.

👆 they're a posse with a paycheck

Also, the Norwegians look physically fit.

Low IQ and will sell your soul for a buck.

A strong hatred of immigrants?

Our country could be great if we could elect presidents that aren’t him or like him. We don’t have universal healthcare We don’t have infrastructure We don’t have clean air We don’t have clean water We have the most incarcerations And WE ARE FUCKED!

This isn’t Norway

10 box tops

Far, far, away, in a place where people can do math, speak intelligently, and care for their fellow citizens.

ICE requirements may be summed up as “ the anti- Norway way”: NO emphasis on education, No adherence to professionalism, and No accountability necessary, so a well-rounded training program in law enforcement is nonexistent.

18 and can carry a gun

Basically no requirements for ICE. Expect white male is a requirement but other than that any thug could be hired

We know the only requirement is the capacity to follow orders unquestioningly but there's a $50k sign on bonus and FORGIVENESS OF STUDENT LOAN DEBT.

And just look how tall, toned, athletic and handsome they are.

I think there was just one... 1. Willingness to suck the tiny shriveled orange cock.

Eeeeeewwww! 🤮

Living and breathing. And not necessarily both.

I wonder what the pay is like compared to the federal, state, and local police forces. The criminal elements are not as viciously armed anywhere else in the world either.

ICE no longer has requirements. When hiring requirements are removed history shows problems down the line. Look at the corruption in the Miami/Dade police during the cocaine cowboy days.

Pick nose, wipe on mask. Hired!

Racism, willing to violate people's rights, willingness to hide your identity, and a willingness to carry a gun- especially if you don't really know how to properly use one.

A pulse. Fewer than 35 felony convictions. A flexible moral compass,” I believe.

You must be breathing. And sober at the time of interview.

They have to be American & breathing!!

Love Trump. Be a racist asshole. That’s it. Worlds apart.

Just another reason to be totally ashamed to be a citizen of this country!

Amerikkka ICE requirements…YT and racist AF. PERIODT☝🏾! #amerikka

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🧵1 Police in America spend less time training at the academy than any other country (others train for years, not weeks or months). Many other police officers don't carry guns and must have case-related permission to do so. We’re the most violent, gun-happy so-called developed country.

2 US police training tends to prioritize firearms skills over de-escalation tactics and communication, according to the Council on Foreign Relations. tinyurl.com/ypmnjdnd

3 The US has no national standards for police training, with over 18,000 police agencies having varying requirements. Many other countries mandate a university degree or equivalent for officers, whereas most US forces only require a high school diploma, according per BBC. www.bbc.com/news/world-u...

We should absolutely do this for all law enforcement.

ICE are only required to swear an oath to trump

what are local US standards, again? Get fired from one small podunk dept, get hired in the next county .. ,

A penis and an inferiority complex.

Apparently you need to have attempted a coup on Jan 6—-of the United States.

Pulse and willingness to assault and kidnap others.

A pulse and no background check

'No spine, integrity or social conscience required'

"I love the poorly educated"

And spell ICE correctly

Rittenhouse level

Opposable thumbs.

A pulse

I am surprised we haven’t seen Kyle Rittenhouse signed up, yet.

You have to breathe...

A pulse

Norway's crime rate is among the lowest in the world. It's considered one of the safest countries globally, and this is attributed to a strong social welfare system, effective law enforcement, and a focus on rehabilitation. Imagine that. A government that cares about its people.

Or, alternatively, a government that fears its people. Norway is like Canada, but populated by vikings. Their government can ill a fjord to upset them.

Imagine.

Aw, man 🥺

hahhahah you should read up on Norway... Billionaires funding political parties, the cops are now armed and shot someone just yesterday in fact, right-wing parties dismantling the welfare state, investments in Israel, AI writing news... These days it seems we're headed down the US and UK paths..

Life comes at you fast.

They also protect lgbtq, detest fascism and and are amongst the least misogynistic peoples to live amongst in the world as it stands now. I am proud of the other half of my heritage for rejecting this horror that has seemingly invaded the minds of most nations.

Whatnow? The fascists are now the largest party on the right, and the conservatives have their tongues so far up their butts it's not even funny. It's going fast downhill.

They’ve got just 55 per 100k vs US 541 per 100k incarnations.

Do you have a pulse?

Well, it's not only Norway . . . ... and ICE isn't the police... they are "Brownshirts" ! 💠 😠 💠

Braunhemden, Camicie Nere; same-same, selbe-stesso, mismo-même…

Requirements are a contribution to the Republican party or being an insurrectionist!

You need to have drunk the MAGA Kool-aid.

Zero, only requirement is being a sub-human like our pedophile racist misogynistic xenophobic president

A civilized country for civilized people.

To be a racist Nazi and ignore the US Constitution and human rights.

Not just any bully coming in off the street, great idea ‘murica!!!

America is considered barbarian lands by the rest of the world.

I worked for a Sheriffs Office in the 80’s that made me have a BA. And helped me pay for it at Regis, a Jesuit school in Denver. The DOJ kicked in too.

Put on a mask and carry a big gun. That's it. The pay is much better if you have no morals.

Y’all, I don’t want to sound like a radical leftist lunatic—but I’m starting to wonder if having unlimited money controlling our politics was the best idea after all. It seems like it may have had some potentially negative effects?

Just have to have a pulse and be a Nazi

Most of the European countries have similar stuff. You have to go through a police academy for 2-3 years before being a real cop. They don't give you bullet proof vest, mask and gun when you sign in. And they don't send you in the streets to kidnap people to send to concentration camps.

A Red Hat, Cosplay uniform & blatant racism

It's DERRRR....not DUUHHH..or whatthedinkleschmidthaveIgotmyselfintonow...Thats It..DERRR! You Get That Rite And You Are In! ..DERR!...actually they prefer the uneducated inexperienced warrior type.They don't know whats legal and not, so they are way easier to work with...🙃

Able to fog a mirror, able to spot brown people…

I didn't read through all the comments so I don't know if someone has already pointed this out, but in Finland it's the same as in Norway. Bachelor of Police Services is 180 credits and takes 3 years at Police University College. I don't know about our other neighbours Sweden and Estonia.. 🤔

Breathing. Cerebral activity optional.

Two primary requirements for ICE: 1. Be willing to say “I was only following orders” 2. Have a nose that prevents the mask from slipping off

Requirements? Being part of the cult I guess, so lobotomy?

What are they going to require next? People with education in medicine and science to make public health decisions? Driver licenses? Wake up, sheeple.

Breathing.

Mouth breathing

And here in America...... ICE recruits fat racist white pieces of 💩 🖕 Phukin MAGAts 🖕🖕🖕🖕

You have to hate brown people. That's it. That's the test.

Unfortunately, it is definitely not this.

Requirement(s) is buying the spray painted gold sneakers.

In America the requirement for law enforcement is nothing more than you being a criminal yourself

No ethics or morals and a desire to abuse and beat up POC?

I was just in Norway. They simply get it.

Our country is too lazy to do this. But if they did, it would be a huge improvement.

I believe it's a rigorous training in testing...... 1. Q - Can you breathe? 2. Q- Are you a racist piece of shit? If you answered "no" to any of these questions, you're still in!

Know what else Norway has? Universal healthcare, regulations restricting predatory lending/credit, free public education, and peace. Living ‘next door’ I see them doing almost all the right things. And their citizens are some of the healthiest and happiest in the world. #MeltICE #FuckTrump

a mask

They must wear their undies on the outside

Left no witnesses

Proof of ownership of a MAGA hat…along with a willingness to exhibit no humanity in any way, shape, or form…

Being white and able to sign their name or at least put an X in the right spot.

Why can't WE have nice things? Never mind. I know the answer

The antithesis of Norway.

Hell I’m 73 years old, got bad knees and a bad back and I’m overweight, but they’d probably take me!

A heart beat

ICE Requirements: can you steam a mirror?

MAGA-wear, bigotry & an itchy trigger finger.

In America you just need to hate brown people.

You're breathing and support Trump

You breath, can take a dump, can pronounce "Trump" and you are white.

I think one of the first requirements for ICE is that you have to be a pardoned January 6 convicted insurrectionist/domestic terrorist.

This...and a great deal of HATE...

Pulse(optional) And unwavering fealty to Little Donnie Dum Dum

In Finland police officers are trained through a three-year bachelor’s degree program at the Police University College.

I think South Park answered that question. 😂

But, their goal is to have law enforcement officers. ICE doesn't care about law enforcement. ICE just wants thugs to do the bidding of the president regardless of laws.

I think it's currently just breathing.

You have to be white and be able to identify non-whites and arrest them. That's about it.

Foggy mirror test.

Your own gear and an oath to the Klan. Being slovenly overweight is just a suggestion.

Meal Team 6!

Yup - part of the Gravy Seals.

Perfect!!

Ice requirements, greater than 250 lbs.

Walking like a water fowl?

Attorneys Brian Kabateck and Shant Karnikian break down the Ninth Circuit's victory affirming the temporary restraining order that stopped Trump's illegal ICE raids targeting 47% of Los Angeles's Latino population. youtu.be/BQQyzJgG2fY?...

Apparently able to breathe..wipe your own ass..and dress yourself.

Trump could not do all that, so he is POTUS

I think you're setting the bar higher than the government is.

these are the rules, gleaned from current gov't websites. do i buy that all recruits are properly vetted & trained prior to engaging in public kidnapping? *snortlaugh* also, i wonder how they're going to handle the bachelor's OR previous military/law enforcement requirement with 18 year olds.

Walk mostly upright and breathe through the mouth.

From their leaked manuals, a mile run, 20 pushups, and carrying a 50lbs bag 100 feet. Seriously, f-tier troops.

That must be the Fat girl requirement.

Good heavens! This old lady could do that!!!

Wait Trump is bringing back the presidential fitness test…

Requirements were eliminated but having a chip on one's shoulder, being sadistic and a sense of entitlement a plus. Beating up on people is a perk as is a signing bonus.

Mask and a gun. Well only a mask as you all have guns.

Did I recently hear that it was "the inability to get acting work"?

Hate.

Kinda difficult for a pedoFOTUS and ICE Barbie to create any stringent ICE requirements when they make decisions based on looks and capitulation. The uneducated leading the uneducated.

1) a pulse 2) hate

To be fair, every police department in the US is a disgrace by European training standards.

1. Can You read? 2. Is your trigger finger functional? 3. DO YOU HATE ANYONE NOT WHITE? If yes to all three, congratulations! Welcome to ICE!

A pulse and ability to do whatever crime they tell you to commit.

Pooping in the halls of congress and insurrectionary anarchism.

Brute force and ignorance.

Love the Scandinavians!!

I think the requirements are to be 18 or over, and wear a MAGA hat to the interview.