He’s so FUCKING crooked, they aren’t going to be able to bury him. They’re going to have to SCREW him into the ground

😂

Hell hath frozen over in the form of ICE. Trump wants to go to HEAVEN, the most woke place EVER???

Thanks to cartoonist @johnbuss.bsky.social

He’ll be right next to all his dead dictator buddies shoveling coal & brimstone in the great hot pit down below!

He’s dumb enough to think it could happen

If Heaven exists, people that rape little girls are not going there.

Exactly the response I imagined he would get😆😆😆

Hurry up.

😛

Confirming he’s DELUSIONAL. And YES JESUS IS REALLY LAUGHING.

79 years too late!

And he gets imposter Jesus laughing too !!?? Too good

Don’t forget to say hi to Rush Limbaugh and James Dobson and of course your best friend and fellow child rapist, Jeffrey Epstein.

He's a fkn liar, somebody trying to atone and get to heaven wouldn't commission works like this for posterity. Hes a compulsive liar and in his head hes saying this cuz theres something to gain from it

Maybe if he stopped lying, cheating, abusing & criming for one hour for a test run?

the dude on the right has the wrong skin tone...

According to the Bible, it'd be possible with genuine remorse, but a man that's lived 79 years as a sociopathic, pedophilic, conman is not going to turn over a new leaf on his death bed and actually mean it.

Not a chance 😂

If you want to get to heaven, let me tell you what to do, You gotta grease your feet in a little mutton suet. Slide right out of the devil’s hand, And ooze over to the Promised Land. Take it easy! Go greasy! youtu.be/ik6YCA82B2M

Someone needs to tell Donny that the magats aren't going there either. He'll be in good company with them in the other place...

Better chance of finding Jimmy Hoffa! 🤣

He's got a better chance of winning the Nobel.

Thank you. He has no concept

You're avin' a larf ain't ya? Ya big clown!

I hear Lucifer is nearly finished with the new circles.

I love this.

Today's Christians or actually Christofascists would better apply, would be the first ones swinging the hammer nailing Jesus to the cross

Sorry moron you’re disqualified so many times that even Jesus can not keep track of

Yeah, fuck that.

Trying starts well before you are on your deathbed. It starts by putting people before things (money).

If it’s sooner rather than later, let him in either 😊

Being an asshole sure isn’t gonna help Trump. 😆😂

Quoting Livia, played by Sian Phillips in I, Claudius: "I want to be a goddess, Claudius. I deserve it."

If Trump is in heaven, I'm definitely shopping for an apartment in hell.

Too Late Bozo!

What was that bit in the Bible? Something about camels going through the eye of a needle?

😂😂😂😂💩💩💩💩

Now that is funny

Can he go today?

He knows he hasn’t got long to make amends.

6 months Kankles

Tomorrow would be better!

Agree Norma.

One can only hope.

or… “Will you give me the Nobel Peace Prize?”

I don't know about him getting into heaven, but there is a very special place in hell waiting for him.

Lol. Good luck with that

Who would pass the pearly gates must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see. Q: WHAT… is your name? A: Donald Trump. Q: WHAT… is your quest? A: To Make America Great Again. Q: WHAT… were you ever doing on Epstein Island in the first place? A: Jesus Christ, here we go AGAIN!