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Oh, God. THAT is epic.
can he be buried with his retainers and family members
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Iβd gladly chip in $10k provided the funeral takes place by the end of the week.
For sure!! π
We just put bury him on his Bedminster golf course.
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The food will be great. So will the music. Viva Mexico!
Please Mexico, just make sure the burial is at sea.
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Theyβre not the first, and definitely not going to be the last!
It's gonna cost them lots! The gold leaf alone will cost tens of dollars, not including labor
A good way to have canadian tourists going back to USAβ¦
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Just leave him in the open coffin on a DC street.
Or dump him into the hog pen on the farm. π
I think there are quite a few Americans and others around the world willing to contribute to the funeral... assuming the family won't pay more than $1000. The world will match it. Fuck it, just bury him a couple of feet down on one of his shifty golf courses. π©π€‘π€¬
Cremation
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This is such a fun time.
More creativity!
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A couple of unvarnished pieces of plywood nailed together. That should be good to go.
I am sure that Canada can contribute too!
Just pay for β the Wall β that will need to be around it to prevent Public urination.
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Oh my! Too funny Mary. ππ
They will need to bury him in some undisclosed location in Mexico to avoid his corpse being violated daily.
An unmarked grave on a public golf course, under a cart path. Cozy.
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Can they bring a mariachi band so we can dance?
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250 Pesos
And, unlike Trump (who habitually stiffs creditors), I'm sure they'll make good on their obligation.