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WarTranslated (Dmitri) @wartranslated.bsky.social

Russian Patriarch Kirill was seen wearing a €30,000 Breguet Classique 5177BR during a July 30 meeting with Laos's president. The watch has an 18k gold case, 38mm diameter, 55-hour power reserve, and sapphire caseback. Probably, it was “God-given.” What else could it be?

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aug 5, 2025, 11:52 am • 690 130

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Hair Furor 1901 @hairfuror1901.bsky.social

God doesn't like people who are tardy. It's important that the Patriarch never be late.

aug 5, 2025, 1:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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Trump Must Go! @sadieheartsclyde.bsky.social

Franciscan priests at my college wore Rolex watches and drove Mercedes. It’s the gift loophole. It’s all a grift

aug 5, 2025, 4:12 pm • 1 0 • view
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Doremi Fasolatido @h3d1.bsky.social

Need to call the photoshop guy again 🤣 hope he does a better job than last time, he probably has AI - Kirill might get an extra finger.

aug 5, 2025, 1:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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Doremi Fasolatido @h3d1.bsky.social

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aug 5, 2025, 1:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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Hendrik @hendrikkwakye.bsky.social

With that watch you cant enter the kingdom of heavens....

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aug 5, 2025, 3:56 pm • 2 0 • view
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temnospondylus.bsky.social @temnospondylus.bsky.social

"Putin's rule is a miracle" -Indeed...

aug 5, 2025, 12:59 pm • 1 0 • view
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Burly @burlydub1.bsky.social

What a sack of god-mongering sh*+. I’m surprised he doesn’t also have a job in the Trump Administration — same dynamic.

aug 5, 2025, 12:02 pm • 6 0 • view
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Ramalina @ramalina.bsky.social

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aug 5, 2025, 7:01 pm • 1 0 • view
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saepurusass.bsky.social @saepurusass.bsky.social

Must be from god.. or maybe from a dog?

aug 6, 2025, 5:36 am • 0 0 • view
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Free Shrug Fella @freeshrugfella.bsky.social

Goes with the $1500 Prada combat boots that have never seen mud nor blood.

Parody film poster for THE DEVILS WEAR PRADA
aug 5, 2025, 9:20 pm • 1 1 • view
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steveharbor.bsky.social @steveharbor.bsky.social

Not a fake Chinese sanction-busting ripoff but a genuine Swiss sanction-busting watch falsly export licenced as a fridge timer.

aug 5, 2025, 6:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tiago. Madrid. Donate to United24. @tiago-in.bsky.social

Besides being that morally corrupt and part of a mass murder terrorist organization, these guys also have such a lack of taste... A white watch with nothing... for a fortune. Fuk... just wasting money cause there are so many slaves in russia to make money for them...

aug 5, 2025, 1:08 pm • 3 0 • view
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banjotime.bsky.social @banjotime.bsky.social

Your time is coming Kirill

aug 5, 2025, 4:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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scottelaurant.bsky.social @scottelaurant.bsky.social

Give to god what is god’s Give to Putin what is Putin’s Keep the rest for yourself.

aug 5, 2025, 12:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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Malaga Mag @malagamag.bsky.social

Fucking nonse

aug 5, 2025, 3:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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Stef_Soren @steso.bsky.social

The lord gives - the lord takes (hopefully!)

aug 5, 2025, 12:36 pm • 8 0 • view
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lucy2121.bsky.social @lucy2121.bsky.social

Fingers 🤞 Stef fingers 🤞. Love your response.👌

aug 6, 2025, 2:46 am • 5 0 • view
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fuqdamurdochs.bsky.social @fuqdamurdochs.bsky.social

It’s ugly AF. Kid you hadn’t described the cost, I’d think it was a Bangkok market watch.

aug 5, 2025, 12:12 pm • 3 0 • view
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kaamt.bsky.social @kaamt.bsky.social

Its something common for orthodox churches. Priests come to church in ferari with their sugar babies.

aug 5, 2025, 12:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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Grumpy Nancy @grumpynancy.bsky.social

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aug 5, 2025, 3:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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Naida46 @naida46.bsky.social

Kirill (Vladimir Gundyaev/code name "Mikhailov") used to spy for the KGB (later FSB), just like Putin himself. Saint men 🙄

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aug 5, 2025, 12:24 pm • 19 3 • view
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UnprovokedWar @unprovokedwar.bsky.social

📌

aug 5, 2025, 9:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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farawaywatcher.bsky.social @farawaywatcher.bsky.social

People who preach religion seem to do better than their followers. It’s always the middle man that makes the most from the prophet!!

aug 5, 2025, 1:01 pm • 1 0 • view
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The Age of Reason Thomas Paine @ageofreason-tpaine.bsky.social

“This is not really an Orthodox cathedral, it’s a cathedral of our new post-Soviet civil religion.” Russia Federation Cathedral of the Armed Forces blends militarism, patriotism and Orthodox Christianity to controversial effect www.theguardian.com/world/2020/o...

aug 5, 2025, 9:31 pm • 2 1 • view
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The Age of Reason Thomas Paine @ageofreason-tpaine.bsky.social

Giant new Russian cathedral glorifies Putin and Stalin in mosaics Crimea annexation also exalted in Moscow church due to open on anniversary of 1945 victory www.theguardian.com/world/2020/a...

aug 5, 2025, 9:29 pm • 1 1 • view
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The Age of Reason Thomas Paine @ageofreason-tpaine.bsky.social

"Pray to God - Victory comes from Him. God is our general, He leads us." -- A.V. Suvorov. Patriarchal Cathedral of the Resurrection of Christ The Main Temple of the Armed Forces of the Russian Federaltion web.archive.org/web/20220323...

aug 5, 2025, 9:27 pm • 1 0 • view
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The Age of Reason Thomas Paine @ageofreason-tpaine.bsky.social

"Heavenly Patrons of the Russian Army In Orthodoxy there are saints who patronize the military. Warriors are under their protection at all times." Patron Saint of the Armed Forces and Land Forces web.archive.org/web/20201019...

aug 5, 2025, 9:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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The Age of Reason Thomas Paine @ageofreason-tpaine.bsky.social

[2019] Kremlin Is Spending $43M to Renovate Imperial Mansion for Orthodox Patriarch, Media Reports www.themoscowtimes.com/2019/05/21/k...

aug 5, 2025, 9:22 pm • 1 1 • view
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The Age of Reason Thomas Paine @ageofreason-tpaine.bsky.social

"Kirill's personal wealth was estimated by the Moscow News in 2006 to be $4 billion." Putin Runs The Russian State-And The Russian Church Too www.forbes.com/2009/02/20/p...

aug 5, 2025, 9:21 pm • 1 1 • view
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The Age of Reason Thomas Paine @ageofreason-tpaine.bsky.social

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aug 5, 2025, 9:20 pm • 1 1 • view
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Josie McCausland @jozeebean.bsky.social

He probably has a watch collection.

aug 5, 2025, 4:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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Steve Fuck’n Bailey @tankboy87.bsky.social

Hypocrisy is the cornerstone of Christianity.

aug 5, 2025, 4:53 pm • 2 0 • view
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Kastero @kastero.bsky.social

It could be loot from Ukraine, given to him as gratitude for his calling on de-nazifiers to not be afraid of a nuclear war. Incitement with timely precission.

aug 5, 2025, 2:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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woodydelano.bsky.social @woodydelano.bsky.social

Corrupt society at every level

aug 5, 2025, 8:44 pm • 2 0 • view
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Mala Motanka @malamotanka.bsky.social

His wealth and the fact that he's one of the most corrupt people on earth don't bother the Russians. The fact that he's the biggest instigator of the so-called ☦️ holy war, and that he's responsible for thousands of deaths, should ring a bell with the Russians.

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aug 5, 2025, 12:39 pm • 10 3 • view
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Mala Motanka @malamotanka.bsky.social

The patriarch, in the context of religious vows, takes a vow of poverty. This means renouncing personal possessions and living communally, sharing all goods. The emphasis is on a life of simplicity and service to others, with the needs of the poor as a priority. 💰Kirill, however...

aug 5, 2025, 12:47 pm • 9 1 • view
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Mala Motanka @malamotanka.bsky.social

Has an earthly shepherd at his side.

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aug 5, 2025, 1:02 pm • 5 2 • view
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Herman Caron @hermancaron.bsky.social

Kirill is ex-KGB, so FSB now.

aug 5, 2025, 5:22 pm • 4 0 • view
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MFSTEVE @mfsteve.bsky.social

Omg did you see his hat Its chef hat with safari flaps

aug 5, 2025, 8:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dawe @davidsvajda.bsky.social

aug 5, 2025, 11:58 am • 0 0 • view
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SaidWhatWhen @saidwhatwhen.bsky.social

I hope the guy who sold him that fake got at least 2 bottles of vodka for it.

aug 5, 2025, 3:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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Wicky @vigeo93.bsky.social

A camel thru the eye of a needle.

aug 5, 2025, 9:49 pm • 3 1 • view
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Andy Harbison @andrewharbison1.bsky.social

Pope Francis died owning a $10 Casio watch, a bible and a pair of black shoes. That was his entire estate.

aug 5, 2025, 8:28 pm • 4 0 • view
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JohnMaun ❌ @johnmaun.com

Just another info nugget from the 20,000 year old scam.

aug 5, 2025, 8:09 pm • 1 0 • view
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Wayne Jones 🇨🇦 @waynewilliamjones.bsky.social

Who the hell wears a watch these days? Can't they afford a cell phone

aug 5, 2025, 8:19 pm • 0 0 • view
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Nick in Moldova @brit-in-moldova.bsky.social

www.bbc.com/news/world-e... It as (badly) photoshopped away, they forgot the reflection...

aug 5, 2025, 12:37 pm • 6 0 • view
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Sean Stanley @johnyofunny.bsky.social

The Russian god helps those who help themselves. Corruption goes all the way to the top.

aug 5, 2025, 11:54 am • 4 0 • view
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pegbush.bsky.social @pegbush.bsky.social

religious people with funny hats - can't trust 'em

aug 5, 2025, 10:35 pm • 1 0 • view
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Smileyalien @smileyalien.bsky.social

Exactly. I started saying this in the open since 2022: Christianity is a cover for the worst of evil in Russia.

aug 5, 2025, 7:49 pm • 2 0 • view
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Wzl Bmft 🌍 @wbmft.bsky.social

And yet, it is doing nothing more than any random chinese 1€ watch. Showing the time

aug 5, 2025, 12:23 pm • 4 0 • view
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itwasgg.bsky.social @itwasgg.bsky.social

They just don't care about photoshopping it away now...? www.bbc.com/news/world-e...

aug 5, 2025, 11:58 am • 8 0 • view
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Mike Friedman @mfriedmannola.bsky.social

Why is anyone surprised? The Pope only wears Prada shoes. Religion is a grift, an easy to way make a lot of money. That's why American evangelicalism is chocked full of creepy weirdos begging for money all the time. One of them, a guy called Creflo Dollar begged his flock to buy him a $50M plane.

aug 5, 2025, 8:22 pm • 2 0 • view
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Chuck Watkins @chuckwatkins.bsky.social

Communist FSB Jesus said in the book of Ersatz 14:28 "Yea, give unto me all thy possessions that I may free you from materialism: especially any watches as valuable as a small car."

aug 5, 2025, 11:44 pm • 2 0 • view
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Václav Mucha @vava-99.bsky.social

He can eat them after russia collapses 🖕

aug 5, 2025, 12:07 pm • 3 0 • view
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sandy2950.bsky.social @sandy2950.bsky.social

There be money to make in religion!!

aug 5, 2025, 9:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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Éditions Empyreume @editions-empyreume.bsky.social

Like that KGB church would have to do anything with God ...

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aug 5, 2025, 3:44 pm • 4 0 • view
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Dr. Strangefella or how I stopped worrying about Russian nukes @doctorstrangefella.bsky.social

Good lord!

aug 5, 2025, 4:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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Bondurant @bondurant.bsky.social

Catholics got coin too, ya know.

aug 5, 2025, 8:33 pm • 1 0 • view