Gotta let the paint dry.
Gotta let the paint dry.
Emperor Vance is ready.
He is dead And vance should be barred with his fuhrer
Weekend at Bernie's
Again ;)
He probably ran out of orange spray tan, which comes from China, and he's trying to figure out how to avoid paying tariff fees when he imports it 🤷♂️
Let's hope he is taking professional medical advice from Dr Oz and RFK Jr.
Trump: "Guys I'm feeling real sick, I'm shitting and vomiting blood. What should I do?" Dr Oz: "Hm sounds like your blood has bad energy. I've got some MLM supplements for you here, they're not FDA approved so you can trust them" RFK Jr: "Eat 20lbs of raw racoon roadkill and drink this horse piss"
You should go to the barber for a good bleeding. Balance your humors.
You got ghosts in your blood! You should do cocaine about it
It's never too late to shoot up some Mr. Clean. 🤗
Got to admit I'm enjoying the break from his endlessly stupid proclamations, appearance and voice.
He had a stroke. I bet
Sa dernière vidéo, que voici, serait un fake 😉
Probablement ;)
6 days…that’s an eternity for a narcissist
It's a lot for any president too, regardless of his mental faculties.
Being serious (which is difficult when talking about Trump), I suspect the swelling in his ankles - that's been well photographed and reported - has progressed to his feet, so that he can't get his shoes on. If so, that takes time to pass even with medication. "Humpty, Dumpty, Trump" what a thought
Are we sure he's not in China with all the other autocrats?
The President of the United States has basically been AWOL for almost a WEEK. In any other case but our backwards reality, this would be a cause for panic.
Even as I type this, Stephen Miller is living the plot of Weekend at Bernie’s.
He never felt better! thanks for your attention on that matter.
Could someone comfirm? There is only pictures of him released by their people only? No actual 3rd party eye witnesses?
We have 3rd party picture , he is alive. But nothing at close range. They clearly try to hide something. Wait and see.
Did Putin poison him?
Are the bone spurs bothering him or the cankles?
Maybe we'll get the one Big Beautiful Obituary.
Then you get Vance. Frying pan - fire.
It's like Goering for Hitler, same fascist shit but less charismatic, as difficult as it is for me to admit it in trump's case, plus having maga fight for vp and other spoils. I'll take the obituary.
If he dies, the first sign will be Melania doing cartwheels on the White House lawn.
Joe Biden will be the happiest person at the funeral
I would say Melania too, but she might not bother to attend.
loool 😂
Fat fuk is dying
that sound fun and dandy until you realize JD Vance is next in line.
Trump's force of personality, threats, and weird bizarro version of charisma ("charisn'tma", as the late author Terry Pratchett put it) are the glue keeping MAGA together. Vance is only worse if the far-right coalition doesn't immediately fall apart and start eating each other alive
We are, alas, expecting him in the UK soon. Is there some hope he won't come?
If he does, check to make sure they haven't had him stuffed and filled his carcass with animatronics.
I am enjoying this more and more 🥳 Does he get the full experience of his ride to hell ?
The role of the big-mouth-gangster for the peace proces in Ukraine is gone.
Trump is stuck in one of the elevators of Trump Tower
rotting at fast pace
He’s at death’s door, the Oligarchs are done with him.
Weekend at Bernie's
🤞
He is dying. Alleluia.
there is a chance vance will be worse, we should be careful what we wish for when it comes to this subject
It obvious vance will be a bad president, I'll still celebrate trumps funeral with a glass of champagne.
The next president should declare the death date as national holiday.
🍾🥂
People said the same thing about Pence
i know this, but pence was always pro nato this noise about pence was primarily from the corbyn-esque part of the democrats
Vance will be way worst. But he will not last 2 days.
How will he be deposed?
Because I think Vance will be 1000 times worse. He’s smarter & not so easily manipulated as Trump.
He is not smarter at all. He is just a puppet. And is super easy to manipulate.
There is no cult for Vance and he's not feared. Besides, he's not smart enough to represent republican's interests.
Another reason for not lasting very long.
MAGA will split into factions, and take him out from within. There is no way he keeps MAGA together, that lives and dies with Trump IMO. He has zero charisma, zero
Impeachment, assassination, suicide. Who cares? He will not last.
Hope you’re right!
Drone-dropped sofa ? (On a slightly more serious note, Vance, Johnson and all the others have none of the inexplicable MAGA charisma, so the movement will hopefully fall apart. Even people like the sinister Miller do not have the GOP behind them, and Musk is hopefully burned by his DOGE shitshow.)
Poisoned sofa sounds better. I completely agree with what you wrote after. About Musk, yes he is burned. But can still be another big problem for the GOP if he decides to go with his own political party. He will suck many points from the right and very little from the left.
This is the best scenario: the cannibals tear each other apart, limb by limb.
That would be an interesting development, assuming voters haven't already lost their appetite for chaotic fascism. But I'm thinking more about the immediate future, there should be little to no chance now that Musk reappears as MAGA's compromise candidate for a dictatorial Trump successor...
He might. But he will not succeed. So all possible options are valid. Unless Maga Mike with the support of Supreme court will completely overthrow the constitution and install himself as supreme leader. But the military may have a thing to say here.
Supreme court would be within their rights to uphold the constitutional succession order, but does Maga Mike have any following of his own ? He comes across as a very smug creep with even less agency than Vance, but it is difficult to judge from Europe
Speaker of the House is the first in power, in case both president and vice president die or are incapacitated. (Senate leader is 4th, Supreme court president is 5th) He will have a very thin support, so very easy for Supreme court assholes to control him.
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Enjoy the silence. ❤️🕊️
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