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WarTranslated (Dmitri) @wartranslated.bsky.social

Trump will not make a public appearance today either. His last televised appearance was as long as six days ago.

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sep 1, 2025, 12:25 pm • 423 56

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Nordman @nordman.bsky.social

Gotta let the paint dry.

sep 1, 2025, 4:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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IDDQD @tosmithereens.bsky.social

Emperor Vance is ready.

sep 1, 2025, 1:00 pm • 4 0 • view
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zelenooq.bsky.social @zelenooq.bsky.social

He is dead And vance should be barred with his fuhrer

sep 1, 2025, 9:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mark Bauer @thepurplebauer.bsky.social

Weekend at Bernie's

sep 1, 2025, 12:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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Tony Hill @tonyhill.bsky.social

Again ;)

sep 1, 2025, 12:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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firesighnfan.bsky.social @firesighnfan.bsky.social

He probably ran out of orange spray tan, which comes from China, and he's trying to figure out how to avoid paying tariff fees when he imports it 🤷‍♂️

sep 1, 2025, 5:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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Citizen Snippy △ @citizensnippy.bsky.social

Let's hope he is taking professional medical advice from Dr Oz and RFK Jr.

sep 1, 2025, 12:33 pm • 63 1 • view
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Citizen Snippy △ @citizensnippy.bsky.social

Trump: "Guys I'm feeling real sick, I'm shitting and vomiting blood. What should I do?" Dr Oz: "Hm sounds like your blood has bad energy. I've got some MLM supplements for you here, they're not FDA approved so you can trust them" RFK Jr: "Eat 20lbs of raw racoon roadkill and drink this horse piss"

sep 1, 2025, 12:39 pm • 52 6 • view
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hudsondawg.bsky.social @hudsondawg.bsky.social

You should go to the barber for a good bleeding. Balance your humors.

sep 1, 2025, 1:05 pm • 15 0 • view
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SiviSpacemanParables @sivispaceman.bsky.social

You got ghosts in your blood! You should do cocaine about it

sep 1, 2025, 2:06 pm • 7 0 • view
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anurabushï🔱🏖️🎉😎 @anurabushi.bsky.social

It's never too late to shoot up some Mr. Clean. 🤗

sep 1, 2025, 6:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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tomaustin.bsky.social @tomaustin.bsky.social

Got to admit I'm enjoying the break from his endlessly stupid proclamations, appearance and voice.

sep 1, 2025, 12:40 pm • 20 1 • view
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Fella T 🇨🇿🇪🇺 @fellat.bsky.social

He had a stroke. I bet

sep 1, 2025, 12:27 pm • 4 0 • view
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H_de_Gédeux @jmdoniat.bsky.social

Sa dernière vidéo, que voici, serait un fake 😉

sep 1, 2025, 12:30 pm • 4 0 • view
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Tony Hill @tonyhill.bsky.social

Probablement ;)

sep 1, 2025, 12:45 pm • 1 0 • view
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jpe246.bsky.social @jpe246.bsky.social

6 days…that’s an eternity for a narcissist

sep 1, 2025, 12:34 pm • 5 0 • view
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codraroll.bsky.social @codraroll.bsky.social

It's a lot for any president too, regardless of his mental faculties.

sep 1, 2025, 2:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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mike1880 @mike1880.bsky.social

sep 1, 2025, 8:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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Anglosaxonivan @anglosaxonivan.bsky.social

Being serious (which is difficult when talking about Trump), I suspect the swelling in his ankles - that's been well photographed and reported - has progressed to his feet, so that he can't get his shoes on. If so, that takes time to pass even with medication. "Humpty, Dumpty, Trump" what a thought

sep 1, 2025, 7:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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deschreeuw.bsky.social @deschreeuw.bsky.social

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sep 1, 2025, 4:19 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lord Flymo @lordflymo.bsky.social

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sep 1, 2025, 12:55 pm • 26 3 • view
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Mimi @gracemoves.bsky.social

Are we sure he's not in China with all the other autocrats?

sep 1, 2025, 12:38 pm • 3 0 • view
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Ben10_Extreme @ben10extreme.bsky.social

The President of the United States has basically been AWOL for almost a WEEK. In any other case but our backwards reality, this would be a cause for panic.

sep 1, 2025, 12:29 pm • 14 0 • view
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Ed 🌮 @edstrohmaier.bsky.social

this is to distract from Epstein

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sep 1, 2025, 12:43 pm • 16 0 • view
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Kevin H. Posey @kposey.bsky.social

Even as I type this, Stephen Miller is living the plot of Weekend at Bernie’s.

sep 1, 2025, 1:16 pm • 5 1 • view
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514mm @phil514.bsky.social

He never felt better! thanks for your attention on that matter.

sep 1, 2025, 12:49 pm • 3 0 • view
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R Phelps @greygosling.bsky.social

sep 1, 2025, 1:32 pm • 6 0 • view
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Savonian Fella 🇫🇮 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @savonianfella.fellas.army

Could someone comfirm? There is only pictures of him released by their people only? No actual 3rd party eye witnesses?

sep 1, 2025, 1:02 pm • 3 0 • view
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kaamt.bsky.social @kaamt.bsky.social

We have 3rd party picture , he is alive. But nothing at close range. They clearly try to hide something. Wait and see.

sep 1, 2025, 1:49 pm • 3 0 • view
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David54 @delong54.bsky.social

Did Putin poison him?

sep 1, 2025, 2:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mike Silva @mikesilva.bsky.social

Are the bone spurs bothering him or the cankles?

sep 1, 2025, 1:00 pm • 3 0 • view
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ducebohenski.bsky.social @ducebohenski.bsky.social

Maybe we'll get the one Big Beautiful Obituary.

sep 1, 2025, 12:28 pm • 31 0 • view
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sceptic @asceptic.bsky.social

Then you get Vance. Frying pan - fire.

sep 2, 2025, 5:26 am • 0 0 • view
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ducebohenski.bsky.social @ducebohenski.bsky.social

It's like Goering for Hitler, same fascist shit but less charismatic, as difficult as it is for me to admit it in trump's case, plus having maga fight for vp and other spoils. I'll take the obituary.

sep 2, 2025, 10:46 am • 0 0 • view
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Cheeky McFella @cheekymcfella.bsky.social

If he dies, the first sign will be Melania doing cartwheels on the White House lawn.

sep 1, 2025, 12:51 pm • 17 1 • view
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FunnyPaper @fonzie-is-cool.bsky.social

Joe Biden will be the happiest person at the funeral

sep 1, 2025, 12:58 pm • 8 0 • view
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codraroll.bsky.social @codraroll.bsky.social

I would say Melania too, but she might not bother to attend.

sep 1, 2025, 1:22 pm • 8 0 • view
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Václav Mucha @vava-99.bsky.social

loool 😂

sep 1, 2025, 1:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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@RCpower @renewcp.bsky.social

Fat fuk is dying

sep 1, 2025, 12:48 pm • 1 0 • view
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514mm @phil514.bsky.social

that sound fun and dandy until you realize JD Vance is next in line.

sep 1, 2025, 12:50 pm • 2 0 • view
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sanctferum.bsky.social @sanctferum.bsky.social

Trump's force of personality, threats, and weird bizarro version of charisma ("charisn'tma", as the late author Terry Pratchett put it) are the glue keeping MAGA together. Vance is only worse if the far-right coalition doesn't immediately fall apart and start eating each other alive

sep 1, 2025, 2:57 pm • 4 0 • view
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Jasper Barry @jasperbarry.bsky.social

We are, alas, expecting him in the UK soon. Is there some hope he won't come?

sep 1, 2025, 1:07 pm • 6 0 • view
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A.C.Lander @landruc.bsky.social

If he does, check to make sure they haven't had him stuffed and filled his carcass with animatronics.

sep 1, 2025, 6:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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Wzl Bmft 🌍 @wbmft.bsky.social

I am enjoying this more and more 🥳 Does he get the full experience of his ride to hell ?

sep 1, 2025, 12:54 pm • 4 0 • view
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fredfromholland.bsky.social @fredfromholland.bsky.social

The role of the big-mouth-gangster for the peace proces in Ukraine is gone.

sep 1, 2025, 12:59 pm • 4 0 • view
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peterpunt.bsky.social @peterpu.bsky.social

Trump is stuck in one of the elevators of Trump Tower

sep 1, 2025, 1:14 pm • 1 0 • view
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Matteo, pare @doninside.com

rotting at fast pace

sep 1, 2025, 12:28 pm • 4 0 • view
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amg0125.bsky.social @amg0125.bsky.social

He’s at death’s door, the Oligarchs are done with him.

sep 1, 2025, 12:50 pm • 2 0 • view
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repetitiveuser.bsky.social @repetitiveuser.bsky.social

Weekend at Bernie's

sep 1, 2025, 7:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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Otto Kat 🇺🇦⚫️ Героям слава! @ottokt.bsky.social

🤞

sep 1, 2025, 2:16 pm • 2 0 • view
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CPU @cpu.nafoeverywhere.org

He is dying. Alleluia.

sep 1, 2025, 12:28 pm • 29 0 • view
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Wzl Bmft 🌍 @wbmft.bsky.social

sep 1, 2025, 4:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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neonpurplestar 🇺🇦 @neonpurplestar.bsky.social

there is a chance vance will be worse, we should be careful what we wish for when it comes to this subject

sep 1, 2025, 12:41 pm • 18 0 • view
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Jamie-82 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇬🇧🇺🇦💯 @jamie-82.bsky.social

It obvious vance will be a bad president, I'll still celebrate trumps funeral with a glass of champagne.

sep 1, 2025, 12:57 pm • 3 0 • view
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CPU @cpu.nafoeverywhere.org

The next president should declare the death date as national holiday.

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sep 1, 2025, 1:03 pm • 7 0 • view
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Jamie-82 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇬🇧🇺🇦💯 @jamie-82.bsky.social

🍾🥂

sep 1, 2025, 1:03 pm • 3 0 • view
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J Easterbrooks 🇺🇸🇺🇦🌻 @easterbrooksj.bsky.social

People said the same thing about Pence

sep 1, 2025, 2:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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neonpurplestar 🇺🇦 @neonpurplestar.bsky.social

i know this, but pence was always pro nato this noise about pence was primarily from the corbyn-esque part of the democrats

sep 1, 2025, 2:52 pm • 1 0 • view
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CPU @cpu.nafoeverywhere.org

Vance will be way worst. But he will not last 2 days.

sep 1, 2025, 12:44 pm • 22 0 • view
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bluenote1866.bsky.social @bluenote1866.bsky.social

How will he be deposed?

sep 1, 2025, 1:01 pm • 3 0 • view
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bluenote1866.bsky.social @bluenote1866.bsky.social

Because I think Vance will be 1000 times worse. He’s smarter & not so easily manipulated as Trump.

sep 1, 2025, 1:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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CPU @cpu.nafoeverywhere.org

He is not smarter at all. He is just a puppet. And is super easy to manipulate.

sep 1, 2025, 1:04 pm • 10 0 • view
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alexdanielou.bsky.social @alexdanielou.bsky.social

There is no cult for Vance and he's not feared. Besides, he's not smart enough to represent republican's interests.

sep 1, 2025, 4:49 pm • 4 0 • view
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CPU @cpu.nafoeverywhere.org

Another reason for not lasting very long.

sep 1, 2025, 5:52 pm • 3 0 • view
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Yarvinbiodiesel.techbro.net @yarvinsbiodiesel.bsky.social

MAGA will split into factions, and take him out from within. There is no way he keeps MAGA together, that lives and dies with Trump IMO. He has zero charisma, zero

sep 1, 2025, 5:54 pm • 1 0 • view
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CPU @cpu.nafoeverywhere.org

Impeachment, assassination, suicide. Who cares? He will not last.

sep 1, 2025, 1:04 pm • 10 0 • view
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bluenote1866.bsky.social @bluenote1866.bsky.social

Hope you’re right!

sep 1, 2025, 1:04 pm • 6 0 • view
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Martin Kroeker @kroekermartin.bsky.social

Drone-dropped sofa ? (On a slightly more serious note, Vance, Johnson and all the others have none of the inexplicable MAGA charisma, so the movement will hopefully fall apart. Even people like the sinister Miller do not have the GOP behind them, and Musk is hopefully burned by his DOGE shitshow.)

sep 1, 2025, 1:48 pm • 5 0 • view
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CPU @cpu.nafoeverywhere.org

Poisoned sofa sounds better. I completely agree with what you wrote after. About Musk, yes he is burned. But can still be another big problem for the GOP if he decides to go with his own political party. He will suck many points from the right and very little from the left.

sep 1, 2025, 1:57 pm • 4 0 • view
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General De Bree von Kollaps, bringing muscovy empire to ≈ 1385 @dvodvo.bsky.social

This is the best scenario: the cannibals tear each other apart, limb by limb.

sep 1, 2025, 2:33 pm • 2 0 • view
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Martin Kroeker @kroekermartin.bsky.social

That would be an interesting development, assuming voters haven't already lost their appetite for chaotic fascism. But I'm thinking more about the immediate future, there should be little to no chance now that Musk reappears as MAGA's compromise candidate for a dictatorial Trump successor...

sep 1, 2025, 2:23 pm • 4 0 • view
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CPU @cpu.nafoeverywhere.org

He might. But he will not succeed. So all possible options are valid. Unless Maga Mike with the support of Supreme court will completely overthrow the constitution and install himself as supreme leader. But the military may have a thing to say here.

sep 1, 2025, 2:28 pm • 3 0 • view
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Martin Kroeker @kroekermartin.bsky.social

Supreme court would be within their rights to uphold the constitutional succession order, but does Maga Mike have any following of his own ? He comes across as a very smug creep with even less agency than Vance, but it is difficult to judge from Europe

sep 1, 2025, 2:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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CPU @cpu.nafoeverywhere.org

Speaker of the House is the first in power, in case both president and vice president die or are incapacitated. (Senate leader is 4th, Supreme court president is 5th) He will have a very thin support, so very easy for Supreme court assholes to control him.

sep 1, 2025, 2:44 pm • 2 0 • view
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exercice-de-style.bsky.social @exercice-de-style.bsky.social

new crazy blah blah blah... "I'm happy... I feel good... My fantastic administration is making big beautiful progress... Big news soon... UKR war is coup d'etat... no one has done more than me for peace... Putin wants peace... Xi, big-strong guy, wants a deal... Already trillions of $ back in US..."

sep 1, 2025, 12:53 pm • 2 0 • view
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Ole Christensen 🇺🇸🌬️ 🌍 @oleichristensen.bsky.social

Enjoy the silence. ❤️🕊️

sep 1, 2025, 2:05 pm • 1 0 • view
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DePassage 🥖🇫🇷 🤝 💙💛 🗽 @sudetsoleil.bsky.social

👀 JD Vance #Popekiller wastes no time 👀

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sep 1, 2025, 2:11 pm • 13 2 • view
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That's the Fact, Jack! @thatsthefactjack.bsky.social

When silence feels more suspicious than scandal 🤔😂 bsky.app/profile/that...

sep 1, 2025, 6:39 pm • 4 0 • view
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DePassage 🥖🇫🇷 🤝 💙💛 🗽 @sudetsoleil.bsky.social

😂😂

sep 1, 2025, 6:41 pm • 1 0 • view
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Slava Bonkus #ElonSucksSoHard @bonkski.bsky.social

😀 Just practicing, Trump is not well…

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sep 1, 2025, 2:19 pm • 3 0 • view
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Slava Bonkus #ElonSucksSoHard @bonkski.bsky.social

Yeah, sure JD…🙄 bsky.app/profile/colo...

sep 1, 2025, 2:28 pm • 1 1 • view
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David Helms @davidhelms570.bsky.social

Actual long-distance lens picture from TODAY of Trump on the back-nine of his National Golf Course in Virginia. Without the usual bronzer makeup, app.

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sep 1, 2025, 6:21 pm • 9 2 • view
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Slava Bonkus #ElonSucksSoHard @bonkski.bsky.social

Yeah because Trump is not well… #TrumpIsNotWell bsky.app/profile/bonk...

sep 1, 2025, 2:18 pm • 1 0 • view