It’s 5:27am and I’m starting my day off with a piece of cake 🍰. If an oligarchy is going to kill me, at least I’ll have once last slice. 🎂
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For at least the past year, if I want to eat something, I eat it. Very often, my comment is, "Fuck it. Let them dig a wider hole."
feb 6, 2025, 4:51 am • 0 0 • view
My wife did this a few days ago. She challenged me explaining the difference between this and eating a donut.
feb 5, 2025, 4:14 pm • 2 0 • view
I am one with brownies.
feb 5, 2025, 3:16 pm • 1 0 • view
Sounds good to me!
feb 5, 2025, 5:08 pm • 1 0 • view
That’s what they want you to do! Let them eat cake! For once I agree. No coconut though, I am allergic
feb 5, 2025, 3:34 pm • 1 0 • view
Yeah. I'm diabetic but I doubt I'll have access to meds for much longer. I might have 2 months to live. Fuck it. I'm tearing a croissant.
feb 5, 2025, 1:52 pm • 16 1 • view
Eating, too. Thanks, autocorrect!
feb 5, 2025, 2:12 pm • 6 0 • view
I had this vision of you reefing a croissant in two with shards flying everywhere and a determined look. Enjoy it.
feb 5, 2025, 3:13 pm • 10 0 • view
Hahaha, yeah, I shall be ungovernable. Like a cat.
feb 5, 2025, 3:18 pm • 5 0 • view
Me too. Let’s fuck em up!
feb 5, 2025, 3:20 pm • 2 0 • view
*knocks an oligarch off the table*
feb 5, 2025, 3:36 pm • 3 0 • view
Shits in an oligarch’s shoe.
feb 5, 2025, 3:39 pm • 4 0 • view
I like the cut of your jib!
feb 5, 2025, 4:52 pm • 2 0 • view
Exactly what I imagined!! I have the free version of ChatGPT. I never use the image generator, but I tried just now. Not exactly what I’d envisioned, but now I want a croissant. The nearest one is a 44-mile round trip, so nah.
feb 5, 2025, 3:36 pm • 3 0 • view
I believe I have one single croissant. I'd rip it in half and share, if that helps, haha
feb 5, 2025, 3:36 pm • 2 0 • view
Thank you! That’s so sweet! You’re probably further than 22 miles away, though.
feb 5, 2025, 6:19 pm • 1 0 • view
If you have 5 pounds of butter you can make them yourself! (After 20 years of practice)
feb 5, 2025, 3:39 pm • 1 0 • view
I do bake THE BEST COOKIES IN THE WORLD, so I considered it, but I’m short about four pounds of butter. And about 20 years’ experience. I’ll just enjoy my bowl of cereal with blueberries and strawberries. While I still can.
feb 5, 2025, 6:23 pm • 2 0 • view
Croissants are awful to make, takes forever, and you can buy them.
feb 5, 2025, 6:25 pm • 1 0 • view
And that is, indeed, what I have been doing!
feb 5, 2025, 8:06 pm • 2 0 • view
Good on you. Me too.
feb 5, 2025, 8:08 pm • 1 0 • view
My day started with a slice of cheesecake 😂😂😂😂 I’m with you all the way xxxx
feb 5, 2025, 4:21 pm • 1 0 • view
Solid plan!
feb 5, 2025, 9:53 pm • 1 0 • view
I’ve decided to spend some of my money on things I enjoy. It’s now clear that they intend to take it all away, so might as well enjoy things while I can.
feb 5, 2025, 3:56 pm • 1 0 • view
Just remember the price of insulin went up from $35 to $3,500.
feb 5, 2025, 6:29 pm • 0 0 • view
No cake, eat pizza. Slice of life
feb 5, 2025, 1:47 pm • 5 0 • view
Cake and tea for breakfast is a winner!
feb 5, 2025, 1:30 pm • 6 0 • view
It's the 5th so the only way I'm getting any slice of cake is for me to make it. NOT that motivated..............YET. But you put that idea in my head...DAMN YOU, :snicker: I do have devils food mix and coconut oil and EGGS. I can do this. But I have to eat at least 1/2 of it. Pup can't share.
feb 5, 2025, 5:44 pm • 1 0 • view
If you feel threatened,reach out to your community! Get to the rally’s in your area and find support groups and information. Bond with your neighbors!
feb 6, 2025, 5:52 am • 0 0 • view
…they’re always telling us to eat cake
feb 5, 2025, 6:37 pm • 1 0 • view
Cake or death comes to mind
feb 5, 2025, 5:41 pm • 1 0 • view
if any americans or canadians reading this would be interested, i’m making a discord server for americans considering asylum and canadians willing to help out. i’d be happy to send you all a link if you’re interested!
feb 5, 2025, 5:14 pm • 0 0 • view
here's the link just in case: discord.gg/b4W9jHRq
feb 5, 2025, 6:59 pm • 0 0 • view
You know what never has a listeria warning? Cake. Enjoy you're an adult eat it whenever the fuck u want.
feb 5, 2025, 3:01 pm • 0 0 • view
Exactly. We may not be able to get these luxuries soon so enjoy them while we can.
feb 5, 2025, 2:49 pm • 0 0 • view
"Let them eat cake!" -Marie Antoinette probably
feb 5, 2025, 4:52 pm • 1 0 • view
It is rumored that Churchill ate desert first for similar reasons. My kids and I use to do this once a year.
feb 6, 2025, 2:17 am • 0 0 • view
🎂 I will join you with my coffee☕
feb 5, 2025, 2:08 pm • 3 0 • view
I had a cookie
feb 5, 2025, 3:04 pm • 0 0 • view
If is German chocolate from scratch I will join you!
feb 5, 2025, 5:47 pm • 1 0 • view
Great idea!
feb 5, 2025, 3:51 pm • 1 0 • view
Well, make it a BIG slice of cake!! Enjoy, because we don't know what tomorrow brings!!
feb 5, 2025, 5:56 pm • 2 0 • view
Hahaha… I’m with you!
feb 5, 2025, 3:12 pm • 1 0 • view
I’ll join you with some huckleberry licorice.
feb 5, 2025, 4:05 pm • 1 0 • view
Marie Antoinette would be proud!
feb 5, 2025, 7:57 pm • 0 0 • view
😂👏🎂
feb 5, 2025, 3:16 pm • 1 0 • view
Let you eat cake!!! 🍰
feb 5, 2025, 6:01 pm • 1 0 • view
Awe c’mon, live a little, have the whole cake at once, you’re TECHNICALLY having only one piece.🙃
feb 5, 2025, 3:09 pm • 0 0 • view
That's the spirit
feb 5, 2025, 1:58 pm • 2 0 • view
I know…
feb 6, 2025, 7:16 am • 0 0 • view
Might as well eat cake!
feb 5, 2025, 3:11 pm • 1 0 • view
I'm going to start having pizza for pretty much every meal.
feb 6, 2025, 12:27 am • 0 0 • view
You are unusually wise.
feb 5, 2025, 7:59 pm • 1 0 • view
feb 5, 2025, 2:17 pm • 25 5 • view
I think this everyday now. How freaking sad has our country become.😢
feb 5, 2025, 6:59 pm • 3 0 • view
I had breakfast chocolate and I’ll be cocktail indulging as well.
feb 5, 2025, 7:56 pm • 1 0 • view
Eat the whole cake for tomorrow we go to war!
feb 5, 2025, 2:30 pm • 0 0 • view
You… You actually get days off? What salt mine do you work at? Do you need more hands?
feb 5, 2025, 1:43 pm • 1 0 • view
I think they mean they are starting off their day.
feb 5, 2025, 5:41 pm • 0 0 • view
Ah.
feb 5, 2025, 7:25 pm • 0 0 • view
www.reddit.com/user/Mondeva...
feb 5, 2025, 2:59 pm • 0 0 • view
I wonder how long before a Task Force is set up to investigate people like me that hate Oompah Loompa
feb 5, 2025, 6:43 pm • 0 0 • view
If they come for me, I'll be drinking expensive wine and eating copious amounts of dark chocolate decadence in any format.
feb 5, 2025, 6:10 pm • 1 0 • view
Arrest the President, Musk, and all who are complicit. The time for talking is over. We, the People, must demand this en masse. Flood every platform to reach those who can make arrests. #arrestthepresident
feb 5, 2025, 2:35 pm • 1 0 • view
Tina Fey advised us to eat the whole cake.
feb 6, 2025, 2:39 am • 0 0 • view
All dietary bets are off in this new fresh hell daily world we live in. Fill your boots 🥾
feb 5, 2025, 8:12 pm • 1 0 • view
I’m having brownies at 9 a.m. with my coffee 🤷♀️
feb 5, 2025, 2:01 pm • 13 0 • view
We're adults. We can eat cake whenever the hell we want to and not get in trouble for it. You Go!!
feb 5, 2025, 3:12 pm • 1 0 • view
Might as well! Oh, & butter- lavishly slather when needed 😉
feb 5, 2025, 11:58 pm • 0 0 • view
I had a muffin I’m pretty sure my age is gonna kill me and the stress
feb 5, 2025, 3:41 pm • 1 0 • view
Ah, you are of the "Let them eat cake" persuasion ☺️
feb 5, 2025, 8:31 pm • 2 0 • view
Sounds like you are qualified to answer the question I posed a few days ago. bsky.app/profile/yv-e...
feb 5, 2025, 7:14 pm • 7 1 • view
100%
feb 5, 2025, 10:34 pm • 1 0 • view
I had strawberry cake for breakfast
feb 5, 2025, 6:17 pm • 1 0 • view
I am eating Mardi Gras King cake !
feb 5, 2025, 1:46 pm • 2 0 • view
💕
feb 5, 2025, 2:25 pm • 0 0 • view
That's my motto.
feb 5, 2025, 5:05 pm • 1 0 • view
😆
feb 5, 2025, 8:16 pm • 1 0 • view
yup!:) with ya!
feb 5, 2025, 5:40 pm • 1 0 • view
Blueberries, raspberries and blackberries tossed in crème fresh, complimented with a fresh croissant… And a shot of Grey Goose
feb 5, 2025, 3:03 pm • 0 0 • view
I woke up and fried garlic and made pasta sauce while I still can.
feb 5, 2025, 6:28 pm • 1 0 • view
Man I've been baking and eating cake for breakfast this week lol Cake is absolutely the best choice. Or as my spouse put while eating the remnants of batter from the bowl... "I'd rather die happy from salmonella poisoning than whatever hell is waiting for us"
feb 5, 2025, 4:19 pm • 1 0 • view
Hi PNW 🌮man?
feb 5, 2025, 9:19 pm • 0 0 • view
Nice
feb 5, 2025, 1:56 pm • 0 0 • view
All I’ve eaten for every meal for past four days is potato salad & have finally run out. No motivation to cook. Cake may be next.
feb 5, 2025, 4:11 pm • 1 0 • view
I ate a whole cheesecake in 2 days lol
feb 6, 2025, 2:15 pm • 0 0 • view
Put some ice cream on it (for the calcium😉). If you’re gonna be a bear, be a grizzly.
feb 5, 2025, 1:57 pm • 4 0 • view
I like the way you think!
feb 5, 2025, 1:41 pm • 3 0 • view
Don’t have much of a sweet tooth, so I’ll take a family-size box of the Cheez-Its that the current nominee for HHS secretary wants to ban, but I hear ya.
feb 5, 2025, 6:02 pm • 1 0 • view
I ate a lot of chocolate and drank a lot of wine yesterday. I rarely eat chocolate but just couldn’t cope and had kind of a breakdown.
feb 5, 2025, 3:38 pm • 1 0 • view
Don’t forget to have some coffee with it, you might as well have some ice cream too
feb 6, 2025, 2:23 pm • 0 0 • view
Remember Tina Fey sheetcaking on SNL after Charlottesville?
feb 5, 2025, 7:25 pm • 1 0 • view
Started my day dipping double stuffed Oreos in my coffee.
feb 5, 2025, 3:43 pm • 1 0 • view
Enjoy!
feb 5, 2025, 6:56 pm • 1 0 • view
Sweet!
feb 5, 2025, 5:02 pm • 1 0 • view
feb 5, 2025, 8:13 pm • 0 0 • view
But please fight first, please.
feb 5, 2025, 4:20 pm • 1 0 • view
But aren't you giving in to their mindset of let them eat cake?
feb 5, 2025, 3:38 pm • 0 0 • view
I hope it’s Mcains Deep and Delicious.
feb 6, 2025, 5:27 am • 0 0 • view
i'm taking the same approach - eating my favorite foods!
feb 5, 2025, 2:08 pm • 2 0 • view
What are you talking about? WHO is trying "to kill" you?? or are you having a paranoid episode? Consider voluntarily commitment into a 51-50 facility near you.
feb 5, 2025, 7:32 pm • 0 0 • view
💯
feb 6, 2025, 3:11 pm • 0 0 • view
Same here. Going to make a dark chocolate cake with my great grandmother's caramel icing.
feb 5, 2025, 4:51 pm • 3 0 • view
Would love to know your secret for caramel icing. My fav but I suck at making it.
feb 11, 2025, 3:50 am • 2 0 • view
"Let them eat cake, he said? Okay!"
feb 5, 2025, 3:06 pm • 0 0 • view
I had spaghetti and cornbread but I like your idea better.
feb 5, 2025, 5:54 pm • 1 0 • view
I actually will bake an entire cake for the sole purpose of "breakfast cake". Currently one of the only good things about being an adult.
feb 5, 2025, 3:53 pm • 1 0 • view
With coffee.
feb 5, 2025, 5:56 pm • 2 0 • view
Hey, that’s the spirit!!! 😂🤪🤣😁
feb 5, 2025, 9:03 pm • 1 0 • view
Better make that a daily routine, because there’s a daily risk this could happen.
feb 5, 2025, 3:03 pm • 0 0 • view
O had cookies for breakfast and feel the same.🍪🍪
feb 5, 2025, 2:14 pm • 0 0 • view
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVH0...
feb 5, 2025, 5:10 pm • 2 1 • view
I bought a bottle of wine and a bag of chocolates this week. Something I haven’t done since 2020.
feb 5, 2025, 9:13 pm • 2 0 • view
*life is uncertain; eat dessert first*
feb 5, 2025, 3:52 pm • 1 0 • view
Marie is delighted
feb 5, 2025, 1:49 pm • 7 0 • view
Excellent. You can pull back when this clears up .😊
feb 5, 2025, 2:24 pm • 2 0 • view
I'm going with red bull and donuts.
feb 5, 2025, 1:41 pm • 6 1 • view
We need to respond to the urgent matter - the Coup taking place. It’s not “downsizing” govt when they have thousands of people “vetted” to take these jobs. They are “replacing” our govt. PROTEST NOW. There’s 50 protests TODAY in 50 States. MASS PROTESTS NOW! nypost.com/2025/02/04/u...
feb 5, 2025, 2:41 pm • 0 0 • view
This is a very important question. What type of cake was it?
feb 5, 2025, 5:21 pm • 3 0 • view
I’m wondering why I’m dieting.
feb 5, 2025, 6:54 pm • 1 0 • view
I'm ready for the off with their heads portion of this program. But cake for breakfast is always awesome.
feb 5, 2025, 6:10 pm • 4 0 • view
Love the attitude 👍🏼
feb 5, 2025, 4:03 pm • 1 0 • view
big Marie Antoinette energy
feb 5, 2025, 7:38 pm • 7 0 • view
I started mine with coffee and pizza. I’m about ready to break up the Reese’s peanut butter cups.
feb 5, 2025, 3:26 pm • 1 0 • view
I fully support this choice. YOLO!
feb 5, 2025, 5:59 pm • 1 0 • view
Completely legit 🍰
feb 5, 2025, 2:58 pm • 0 0 • view
My human says cake is best first thing in the morning when it reaches peak flavor.
feb 5, 2025, 4:01 pm • 1 0 • view
Is rather keep the last slice to smash their face.✊😱
feb 5, 2025, 2:29 pm • 0 0 • view
me too, the last slice of strawberry cheesecake. (i get up real late...)
feb 5, 2025, 7:21 pm • 5 0 • view
I ate all mine. time to make another one.
feb 5, 2025, 3:56 pm • 1 0 • view
Let them eat cake?
feb 5, 2025, 2:08 pm • 5 0 • view
Except back then "cake" was completely different from today's cake. It was awful..
feb 5, 2025, 3:16 pm • 1 0 • view
That’s the spirit! A propos: 🍸
feb 5, 2025, 3:50 pm • 1 0 • view
Let them eat🍰
feb 5, 2025, 5:18 pm • 1 0 • view
That's the spirit! I wish I had some too...
feb 5, 2025, 3:04 pm • 0 0 • view
I have noticed a tendency towards using the refrigerator as a Counselor! And a Good Friend!
feb 5, 2025, 3:19 pm • 7 0 • view
Never too early for cake. Especially chocolate cake.
feb 5, 2025, 9:22 pm • 1 0 • view
Ice cream for me!
feb 5, 2025, 8:19 pm • 1 0 • view
Are you heading to the Capitol?
feb 5, 2025, 4:00 pm • 1 0 • view
Nurture your inner Hedonism
feb 5, 2025, 5:56 pm • 0 0 • view
I started my day with half a Tony’s Chocoloney bar…I feel you.
feb 5, 2025, 2:29 pm • 2 0 • view
I like your thinking!
feb 5, 2025, 6:00 pm • 1 0 • view
I did that January with Christmas chocolate truffles ….
feb 5, 2025, 6:07 pm • 1 0 • view
I started with a brownie
feb 5, 2025, 1:39 pm • 7 0 • view
feb 5, 2025, 5:08 pm • 5 0 • view
Yes, this is a nice treat. And you might need that energy later
feb 5, 2025, 1:38 pm • 3 0 • view
I had my Timmy's and chocolate. Any weight gain is in direct proportion to the decline of our country.
feb 5, 2025, 2:29 pm • 2 0 • view
feb 5, 2025, 11:54 pm • 0 0 • view
I get this!!
feb 6, 2025, 10:05 am • 0 0 • view
I’m starting to bake bread again like during Covid.
feb 5, 2025, 3:12 pm • 1 0 • view
Call it coffee cake, and you’re totally legit.
feb 5, 2025, 4:10 pm • 2 0 • view
I like this idea!
feb 6, 2025, 1:47 am • 0 0 • view
💯 enjoy 😉
feb 5, 2025, 2:20 pm • 1 0 • view
I'm gonna eat the whole damned cake with ice cream. no sprinkles. I don't want to go overboard. 😉
feb 5, 2025, 2:00 pm • 6 0 • view
It’s about moderation hahahaha
feb 5, 2025, 2:30 pm • 2 0 • view
Moderation.........Of Course!! 😉
feb 5, 2025, 3:19 pm • 5 0 • view
I have some Bundt cake, red velvet for as my late father would say, Break Time!
feb 5, 2025, 1:35 pm • 8 0 • view
Any chance that an oligarch sacrifice to a stratovolcano would solve some problems?
feb 5, 2025, 3:11 pm • 0 0 • view
I bought a payday cake with the exact same thought
feb 5, 2025, 5:08 pm • 1 0 • view
#activism
feb 5, 2025, 8:02 pm • 0 0 • view
I love you mountain
feb 5, 2025, 11:59 pm • 0 0 • view
Fitting for the times, I remember you posting this months and months ago, it seems like an eternity already.
feb 5, 2025, 3:08 pm • 0 0 • view
I had a slice of cheesecake for dinner last night. That’s it. If I die, I die.
feb 5, 2025, 7:16 pm • 1 0 • view
I’ll join you.
feb 5, 2025, 2:52 pm • 0 0 • view
You'll always be Tahoma to me. Just like Denali and Kulshan.
feb 5, 2025, 4:43 pm • 1 0 • view
bsky.app/profile/mvch...
feb 5, 2025, 1:48 pm • 3 0 • view
We are literally in the YOLO part of late stage capitalism. May as well go buck ass wild before the billionaires siphon the last of the resources from the planet and it becomes unsuitable for human inhabitants.
feb 5, 2025, 2:29 pm • 20 1 • view
Damn, no chocolate cake here! Guess I’ll be making garlic cheese bread for my breakfast. 👍
feb 5, 2025, 4:04 pm • 1 0 • view
if there’s no bread…
feb 5, 2025, 1:54 pm • 0 0 • view
I bought some Mediterranean Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream this morning and seriously considered eating it for breakfast because what the hell since AMERICA = BAD GUYS now... Concentration Camp at gitmo? Deporting Americans to foreign prisons? Proposing to ethnically cleanse Gaza? Etc... JFC.
feb 5, 2025, 5:28 pm • 4 0 • view
As a great French citizen once said, “off with their heads!”
feb 5, 2025, 3:33 pm • 0 0 • view
This is sound advice.
feb 5, 2025, 2:26 pm • 0 0 • view
I’m headed to Costco for a bucket of peanut m&ms
feb 5, 2025, 3:37 pm • 1 0 • view
Let us eat cake! 🍰
feb 5, 2025, 5:48 pm • 1 0 • view
I’ll join you. Pink Champagne here🎂Left over birthday cake 😃
feb 5, 2025, 2:55 pm • 1 0 • view
But at least you are doing something satisfactorily.
feb 5, 2025, 3:50 pm • 1 0 • view
I just had a Twinkie for breskfast😘
feb 5, 2025, 2:22 pm • 3 0 • view
Yum. Good idea 😋
feb 5, 2025, 6:22 pm • 1 0 • view
me too. Mine is banana bread.
feb 5, 2025, 2:27 pm • 0 0 • view
Enjoy! My raisin cinnamon toast was followed by a large coconut pecan cookie. I don’t have cake in the house, yet.
feb 6, 2025, 5:29 am • 1 0 • view
My favorite mountain after my heart 💚
feb 5, 2025, 4:21 pm • 1 0 • view
Whatever you need at this point.
feb 5, 2025, 1:46 pm • 2 0 • view
Death by cake!
feb 5, 2025, 5:39 pm • 1 0 • view
I started my day off with a slice of pie!🥧
feb 5, 2025, 2:56 pm • 0 0 • view
I seriously had 11 frozen dark chocolate triple dipped malted milk balls for breakfast. Mexico has dental implants for less than the copay here if i even had insurance. Fuck it, I'm going to eat 11 more right after I buy my plane tickets
feb 5, 2025, 7:47 pm • 1 0 • view
🍰🍰☕☕Cheers!
feb 5, 2025, 2:10 pm • 3 0 • view
Not if they are first
feb 5, 2025, 4:40 pm • 0 0 • view
Coffee and gummy bears for me. Why the hell not at this point.
feb 5, 2025, 4:57 pm • 1 0 • view
My kid popped some frozen pains au chocolat in the oven this morning just before I woke up. 🫂
feb 5, 2025, 3:37 pm • 1 0 • view
I had a chocolate covered donut. Not my usual breakfast. Needed comfort food/junk food.
feb 5, 2025, 8:20 pm • 1 0 • view
It’s Carnival, you HAVE to eat King Cake for breakfast
feb 5, 2025, 2:07 pm • 2 0 • view
Cake - the breakfast of champions.
feb 5, 2025, 8:25 pm • 1 0 • view
It's decided. I'm making cupcakes today.
feb 5, 2025, 3:27 pm • 1 0 • view
Let them eat cake.
feb 5, 2025, 2:29 pm • 2 0 • view
I went with potato chips for breakfast.
feb 5, 2025, 8:17 pm • 1 0 • view