I'll be sad if he's dead. He should be expiring during a massive attack of the shits while speaking in public during an international summit.
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aug 30, 2025, 4:51 pm • 0 0 • view
Publicly expiring on someone else's golf course, while shitting himself would be fitting, especially if his ball was left lying "in motion".
aug 30, 2025, 9:42 am • 1 0 • view
I was hoping for a Mr Creosote ending.
aug 30, 2025, 7:35 am • 2 0 • view
Where’s that ultimate mint wafurrrr when you sodding well need it…? 🤨
aug 30, 2025, 9:44 am • 1 0 • view
I wanted him marooned, naked and alone, on Epstein’s private island.
aug 30, 2025, 9:56 am • 1 0 • view
You keep your depraved proclivities to yourself, sunshine! 🤨
aug 30, 2025, 9:57 am • 2 0 • view
I was hoping for spontaneous combustion, or possibly a lightning strike out of a clear blue sky.
aug 30, 2025, 7:40 am • 0 0 • view
RIG HIM UP! RIG HIM UP! RIG HIM UP! RIG HIM UP! RIG HIM UP! RIG HIM UP! RIG HIM UP! RIG HIM UP! RIG HIM UP! RIG HIM UP!
aug 30, 2025, 11:53 pm • 0 0 • view
At the first “explosion”, several secret service agents would throw themselves on top of him while this happened Given his reported diet and habit of anger tweeting in the small hours of the night, I rather suspect he has the other problem though
aug 30, 2025, 8:10 am • 0 0 • view