THE DUMBO OCTOPUS — SO SMART, SO CLASSY. USES ITS EARS BETTER THAN THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA EVER COULD. FLOWS THROUGH THE DEEP LIKE A WINNER.
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DEEP SEA CUCUMBERS — PEOPLE LAUGH, THEY SAY THEY’RE SOFT. BUT THEY CLEAN THE OCEAN FLOOR BETTER THAN ANYONE. NOBODY RESPECTS THEM ENOUGH. I DO. TREMENDOUS ANIMALS.
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THEY SAID GIANT ISOPODS ARE CREEPY. ACTUALLY, THEY’RE STRONG. VERY STRONG. THEY SURVIVE EVERYTHING. UNLIKE SOME POLITICIANS, THEY DON’T QUIT.
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THE GULPER EEL — STRETCHES ITS MOUTH WIDE OPEN. SO MUCH BIGGER THAN YOU’D BELIEVE. EVERYONE SAYS “WOW.” INCREDIBLE ANIMAL.
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PEOPLE DON’T TALK ABOUT TRIPOD FISH ENOUGH. STANDING TALL ON THE SEAFLOOR, WATCHING EVERYTHING. GREAT SURVEILLANCE. BETTER THAN THE SO-CALLED EXPERTS.
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What in the Hieronymus Bosch is this creature 😮 fascinating
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VAMPIRE SQUID!!! THE NAME SOUNDS SCARY BUT ACTUALLY, IT’S VERY EFFICIENT. NEVER WASTES ENERGY. KNOWS HOW TO WIN.
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ANGLERFISH. PERFECT HUNTER. HAS THE LIGHT, ATTRACTS EVERYONE, THEN SNAP. POWERFUL. PEOPLE SAY “UNFAIR.” NO, IT’S SMART.
aug 18, 2025, 2:48 pm • 17 0 • view