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moby dickgirl 🏳️‍⚧️ @epistemophagy.bsky.social

Apparently in order to enforce the trans military ban the US Department of Defense is now going to start screening people for gender dysphoria at their annual physicals. How the fuck is that gonna work

sep 1, 2025, 11:34 am • 76 4

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Soyweiser @soyweiser.bsky.social

They are gonna test for that weird Blanchard thing. A questionnaire like : "do you look at anime" and "imagine yourself in X clothing do you think that would be attractive". Private Bob! You said you do not line anime, but the lie detector says you lied! Court martial!

sep 1, 2025, 11:57 am • 12 0 • view
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DOM, ETERNALLY SALTY @saltypicklebear.bsky.social

US: Hi, we're discharging you because we've decided you have gender dysphoria. Don't try to get benefits right away because we're trying to block you specifically from getting them :) Veterans with decades of not easily replaced exp, never having considered gender dysphoria for themselves before:

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sep 1, 2025, 12:17 pm • 6 0 • view
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That one Phoebe @notyetrain.bsky.social

This could backfire in the funniest possible way

sep 1, 2025, 11:57 am • 6 0 • view
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bee-sniffer.bsky.social @bee-sniffer.bsky.social

They're either going to use the cogiati or just ask directly

sep 1, 2025, 11:53 am • 1 0 • view
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The Terrier @jackshawhan.bsky.social

Imagine getting your egg cracked by the department of defense…

sep 1, 2025, 12:17 pm • 6 1 • view
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Boring Dystopia @determu.bsky.social

A doctor will hold their gentials and ask them, "What do you call this" I'm assuming after holding them like a bowling ball or like a summer sausage they'll make a careful notes on their chart of the answer. Perfectly apt and medically sound.

sep 1, 2025, 12:04 pm • 1 0 • view
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social

telling all the boys at boot camp they're bad at maths but have beautiful eyelashes, as part of the the voight-COGIATI test

sep 1, 2025, 11:50 am • 16 1 • view
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🔻🇵🇸4.6GW/person/lifetime ΘΔ🐉🔻 @owenfuckem.techwork.zone

How are they gonna screen for something they don't think is real?

sep 1, 2025, 12:08 pm • 3 0 • view
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CJ [name was too long] @cjbackup57122.bsky.social

Considering the US Army used to play overblown Britney Spears music as a torture tactic on innocent people, maybe this time they play 100 Gecs, and whoever starts tapping their foot is eliminated idk

sep 1, 2025, 12:09 pm • 9 0 • view
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moby dickgirl 🏳️‍⚧️ @epistemophagy.bsky.social

Assigned Transgender at Commission (ATAC)

sep 1, 2025, 11:34 am • 44 0 • view
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moby dickgirl 🏳️‍⚧️ @epistemophagy.bsky.social

He protec... but she ATAC

sep 1, 2025, 11:35 am • 39 0 • view
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moby dickgirl 🏳️‍⚧️ @epistemophagy.bsky.social

Sterling work by @rhotrans.bsky.social, as ever bsky.app/profile/rhot...

sep 1, 2025, 11:51 am • 19 0 • view