and do team management, which while things are getting done, she has no concept of priorities, so yeah (also hey there! can't believe i wasn't following you)

I can’t get over “I spend 7 hours a day talking with my team” and she thinks that’s a GOOD thing. Sweetie. You’re playing Girlboss Pretend. And SAME! I’m still trying to recreate my twitter follows.

as many have said, the part where she counts drafts as separate books murders me the one place i may feel bad though is if she's not lying about the agent she had, it was likely a vanity or scam agency, and she didn't know

I really think it had to be a schmagent, especially if they found her via TT. So much of this nonsense could be avoided if she actually talked to anyone in publishing, but she’s decided she’s a genius and the smartest one in the room. It’s a staggering level of hubris.